Jerky is sort of like healthy bacon.

i forget if i posted this before, but a girl at my school is singing the "education connection" jingle at our talent show.

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Sorority giving out hugs for St. Patricks day. Honestly, more awkward than anything else.

Not until you showed up

TenuredVulture wrote:Sorority giving out hugs for St. Patricks day. Honestly, more awkward than anything else.

because they could tell you had a boner?

They couldn't tell. He made sure to ask them so he could stop worrying.

today is dragging so hard. just want to get out and drink on a stoop or something

DirecTV moved truTVto channel 246, putting it between TNT (245) and Tbs (247). This news can only be considered great!

I am currently taking youth protection training for the Boy Scouts, since I will be an adult leader of the troop here at church.

I am to take every child talking about abuse at face value. But kids lie.

gotta pick up 14 shamrock shakes tonight. gonna be a scene man.

AND SPEAKING OF SHAMROCK SHAKES...

I haven't been to a McDonalds in 5 years. Do they serve shakes and McFlurries at any time of the day, or only after breakfast? I gotta do an office run tomorrow too and was hoping to pick them up on the way in...

i dunno, seems kinda messed up to me that the sixth floor book depository is a museum today. but i'd love to go anyway.

It's not where the shots came from anyway so it doesn't really matter.

/connect the dots

I'm in the middle of a food delivery horror story right now.

We ordered some wings from Atomic Wings at 7:45, almost three hours ago using Seamless Web. I called when it hadn't been here in an hour and spoke to a woman who said the delivery guy had left with it. Another hour went by and the food never came. I kept calling but it was either a busy signal or it would just ring and ring. So fucking frustrating. Two hours after I placed the order I did get through. The same woman just repeated what she told me earlier, that it was on its way. I told her that she said the same thing over an hour ago, after it had already been an hour. She put me on hold, and never got back on the phone. After 7 minutes I was disconnected. I'm like cracking up at this point. I've tried to call back, only to get more busy signals.

We just finished eating a frozen pizza.

BJ, Housh and I have a similiar story. ended with BJ calling and yelling at an answering machine.

I'd be thrilled if they had an answering machine.

really don't understand why places do that. if you're not going to bring my food, just tell me

Ummmm, these wings are tasty!!

My folks brought up wings from Pic-a-lili to Manhattan tonight for my brother's bday dinner

They were delicious

I should have invited Didn't I over. We had an extra tray of 25 that we didn't get to.

That would have been amazing. I've never wanted wings so bad in my life.

Worst part is, I already paid. And there's a fairly decent chance I'll be too lazy to try and get my money back.