it's like expanding lobes on your ears with gauges. takes some work and time.

Napalm wrote:

SK790 wrote:

Houshphandzadeh wrote:so if it's not a boner bracelet just tell me what it is already

soren's getting married.

so... anal spacer?

no, he's getting married to his dick, dummy.

I CANT FUCKING WAIT FOR THE WEDDING NIGHT MY PANTS HAVENT FIT RIGHT IN YEARS

I get a LOT of spam calls on my cell phone these days. makes me sad

oh hai guyz

my girlfriend is despondent over southwest losing her luggage. really want to tell her, 'yeah it's pretty bad, but at least it's not the ryan howard fiasco all over again'

do they give you money?

I think I would trade in my whole wardrobe excluding suits and shoes for, say, 1,000 bucks

I'd do one suitcase for 500 in a heartbeat

Houshphandzadeh wrote:do they give you money?

I think I would trade in my whole wardrobe excluding suits and shoes for, say, 1,000 bucks

I'd do one suitcase for 500 in a heartbeat

Would you believe up to $3,300 per passenger?

http://airconsumer.dot.gov/SA_Baggage_Limits.htm

JUburton wrote:my girlfriend is despondent over southwest losing her luggage. really want to tell her, 'yeah it's pretty bad, but at least it's not the ryan howard fiasco all over again'

awesome

The Doritos taco at Taco Bell was about as mediocre as I was expecting, but I did have to try it

Houshphandzadeh wrote:do they give you money?

I think I would trade in my whole wardrobe excluding suits and shoes for, say, 1,000 bucks

I'd do one suitcase for 500 in a heartbeat

That's what I said. Shockingly enough she's being totally irrational. She might have had 1k worth of clothes in there. Easily replaced.

when I drive home after a 12 hour day it's probably the equivalent of .16 blood alcohol.

clearly she was smuggling coke and she's fucked now

Just had a Kevin party w Barry. So fine.

Went to bet about 10:15 last night. Got up this morning at 7:45. #winning

I'm a broccoli
and I look like a tree

I'm a walnut
and I look like a brain....

I'm a mushroom
and I hate this game!!!

Stolen from FB, but I think it's better without the cartoon pictures.

Apparently this woman next to me at the library has been living under a rock for the past few years since she's never seen or heard of an iPad in her life and now she's my best friend. Kill me.

Hrrrrgh

phatj wrote:Doc says it looks like MRSA. Awesome.

The culture results came back finally. Apparently it's just regular staph, which is bad enough. It's actually responded well to the antibiotics and much better than it was a few days ago.

oral or did you get a PIC line?

/PipProof