By the way, "by the way...."(not so random title thoughts)

Re: By the way, "by the way...."(not so random title thought

Postby drsmooth » Fri Mar 09, 2012 11:03:36

Rev_Beezer wrote:At the Christian Education committee meeting tonight, they wanted ideas of how to make Maundy Thursday and Good Friday more kid-friendly to share the story with the Sunday School kids.

So I proposed that we commission someone to design the following characters to use with the kids. All are anthropomorphic versions of inert objects:

Shiny the Silver Coin- "Wee! I'm one of the Coins Judas received in return for betraying Jesus!"
Naily the Nail- "Join Me as I drive right through someone's skin and bone!"
Splinter the Cross- "Kids, let's learn about first-century executions!"
Toomey the Tomb- "I hold dead people!"
Drunkey the Wine Cup- "Use me to have a good time, children!"

I think it could work. What do you think?


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Re: By the way, "by the way...."(not so random title thought

Postby Soren » Fri Mar 09, 2012 12:12:10

Image

being ordered.
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Re: By the way, "by the way...."(not so random title thought

Postby PrattRules » Fri Mar 09, 2012 12:18:35

The comic book, star trek, and chess threads are all next to each other. Nerds.
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Re: By the way, "by the way...."(not so random title thought

Postby Rev_Beezer » Fri Mar 09, 2012 12:40:49

I just pissed myself laughing at Spongebob Vinegar Pants.
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Re: By the way, "by the way...."(not so random title thought

Postby phatj » Fri Mar 09, 2012 12:50:57

Soren wrote:Image

being ordered.

How big around is that?
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Re: By the way, "by the way...."(not so random title thought

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Fri Mar 09, 2012 12:59:11

what is it?

it's not a cock ring is it?

if so, I hope you ordered from the Cock Ring Warehouse because they have the best deals

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Re: By the way, "by the way...."(not so random title thought

Postby Soren » Fri Mar 09, 2012 13:23:54

it's for my balls.
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Re: By the way, "by the way...."(not so random title thought

Postby CalvinBall » Fri Mar 09, 2012 13:29:01

Dick decorations for everyone!

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Re: By the way, "by the way...."(not so random title thought

Postby Napalm » Fri Mar 09, 2012 13:33:33

bling for your dick

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Re: By the way, "by the way...."(not so random title thought

Postby Bill McNeal » Fri Mar 09, 2012 13:54:27

A flourish for your frenulum

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Re: By the way, "by the way...."(not so random title thought

Postby Grotewold » Fri Mar 09, 2012 14:07:31

pene pizazz

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Re: By the way, "by the way...."(not so random title thought

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Fri Mar 09, 2012 14:10:12

cock tchotchke

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Re: By the way, "by the way...."(not so random title thought

Postby SK790 » Fri Mar 09, 2012 14:15:31

Soren wrote:it's for my balls.

this is even funnier when you know what it actually is.
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Re: By the way, "by the way...."(not so random title thought

Postby SK790 » Fri Mar 09, 2012 14:16:41

Rev_Beezer wrote:I just pissed myself laughing at Spongebob Vinegar Pants.

You weren't at FYE were you? Not again!
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Re: By the way, "by the way...."(not so random title thought

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Fri Mar 09, 2012 14:19:22

so if it's not a boner bracelet just tell me what it is already

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Re: By the way, "by the way...."(not so random title thought

Postby Bill McNeal » Fri Mar 09, 2012 14:21:27

Anal spacer

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Re: By the way, "by the way...."(not so random title thought

Postby SK790 » Fri Mar 09, 2012 14:23:11

Houshphandzadeh wrote:so if it's not a boner bracelet just tell me what it is already

soren's getting married.
I like teh waether

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Re: By the way, "by the way...."(not so random title thought

Postby Napalm » Fri Mar 09, 2012 14:24:24

SK790 wrote:
Houshphandzadeh wrote:so if it's not a boner bracelet just tell me what it is already

soren's getting married.

so... anal spacer?

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Re: By the way, "by the way...."(not so random title thought

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Fri Mar 09, 2012 14:24:42

I don't know if wedding night is really when you want to try out new sex toys

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Re: By the way, "by the way...."(not so random title thought

Postby The Dude » Fri Mar 09, 2012 14:25:41

anal spacing seems like too much work
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