TenuredVulture wrote:

Barry Jive wrote:I'm pretty sure there is a ton of erotic Harry Potter fan fiction.

I know there is. I've even read some of it. But is there any that exploits polyjuice potion? Like Hermione thinks she's getting it on with Ron, but it turns out to be Hagrid.

My wife's gay friends always has pictures on his facebook of Harry and the little blonde dude's heads photoshopped on men having gay intercourse. I bet he'd know about it, I'll ask him about it never.

So SK790, did everything come out all right? You've got me on tenterhooks here.

Coulda done without seeing that.

That's one of the tame ones... my wife likes to leave them up on the computer so when I sit down I get blasted in the face with it.

Let's change the topic.

Don't ever try to read the jazz thread on a cell phone

PrattRules wrote:Let's change the topic.

Lord of the Rings erotic fan fiction.

swishnicholson wrote:So SK790, did everything come out all right? You've got me on tenterhooks here.

Mission Accomplished.

I was 4 drags into my cigarette and boom...

SK790 wrote:

swishnicholson wrote:So SK790, did everything come out all right? You've got me on tenterhooks here.

Mission Accomplished.

I was 4 drags into my cigarette and boom...

uh, hope you were smoking on the toilet

hey new pants are a small price to pay for regularity.

I knew you could do it.

thanks, i owe you guys one.

Funniest line I saw on the Internet today:

I would amputate my pinky toes for a chance to defile [Norah Jones] with my man spackle.

Just had chili dip at a Super Bowl party. Cream cheese, turkey chili and shredded cheese, baked in a pan

taco dip >>>> chili dip

Just bought my three tickets for the Phillies vs. Giants. PtK, if you're there, let's meet up and talk about ancient aliens, corn syrup and doing old chicks while listening to sweet jazz music.

i post on a virginia tech message board where old shit heads think a threaded message board is the best thing. so some people leave the format like that and others use the topic format. so whenever those dickheads reply in a thread you have no idea what they are referring to. like screw you dude. just use reply with quote and stop living in 1997 you pieces of shit. makes me so mad.

language!

Funny you've had tummy problems SK because I had some super hot wings on Thursday that completely threw my bowels out of whack, so you're not alone here

kruker wrote:Just bought my three tickets for the Phillies vs. Giants. PtK, if you're there, let's meet up and talk about ancient aliens, corn syrup and doing old chicks while listening to sweet jazz music.

night games in april - bring some "cocoa"

the night after the Phils leave town, Kenny G - Kenny effing G - starts a FOUR-NIGHT-RUN at Yoshi's.

If CA doesn't drop into the Pacific for that, it won't ever