Random Ain't No Thread I Ever Heard Of

by **SK790** » Sat Feb 04, 2012 19:08:41

When I was working at a bakery in between college and getting the job in ND we used to have this guy/girl come in wearing a dress. S/He had a bald spot, a big beer belly and generally just looked like a creepy middle aged guy in a dress. S/He would never really say anything, just pick up a few items and leave. One day s/he ordered a cake, and at the end, I asked for a name, s/he said "my name's tina" in the burliest voice you could imagine...the guy I was working with completely lost it when he heard this and started busting out laughing and eventually went to kitchen because it was getting embarrassing. I kind of felt bad, but what could I do?

by **Phan In Phlorida** » Sat Feb 04, 2012 19:32:04

Barry Jive wrote:I went to Qdoba and the least convincing transvestite I've ever seen was there. It was awkward because it just seemed like the guy had some kind of mental issue, and also because he was bigger than me and made no effort to look feminine other than his clothing and long hair. The clothing was less than complimentary.

DON'T JUDGE ME!

by **SK790** » Sat Feb 04, 2012 19:46:37

I haven't pooped in 3 days. How long before I get worried?

by **Bucky** » Sat Feb 04, 2012 19:49:37

what is your food consumption level??

by **Bill McNeal** » Sat Feb 04, 2012 19:50:32

20 minutes.

by **SK790** » Sat Feb 04, 2012 19:51:42

normal. i'll get worried if nothing happens after dinner tonight. probably need to get more fiber in my diet. been trying to cut carbs recently to lose weight.

by **SK790** » Sat Feb 04, 2012 19:52:24

Bill McNeal wrote:20 minutes.

gonna have a nice panic attack halfway through my ride home.

by **pacino** » Sat Feb 04, 2012 20:12:19

get something from the store to get that out, then start eating some damned fiber. it doesnt really matter how often you go per day, but once a day is pretty much the min

by **Barry Jive** » Sat Feb 04, 2012 20:18:37

I've read that anywhere from three times a day to once every three days can be normal

by **PrattRules** » Sat Feb 04, 2012 20:20:36

At least you didn't poop in the first hour of getting to work. Not to open that can of worms again.

by **swishnicholson** » Sat Feb 04, 2012 20:25:50

SK790 wrote:I haven't pooped in 3 days. How long before I get worried?

Yesterday.

by **swishnicholson** » Sat Feb 04, 2012 20:26:55

PrattRules wrote:At least you didn't poop in the first hour of getting to work. Not to open that can of worms again.

At least you didn't poop worms in the can, either.

by **swishnicholson** » Sat Feb 04, 2012 20:30:21

Diseases that cause constipation:

Neurological disorders
multiple sclerosis
Parkinson's disease
chronic idiopathic intestinal pseudo-obstruction
stroke
spinal cord injuries

Metabolic and endocrine conditions
diabetes
uremia
hypercalcemia
poor glycemic control
hypothyroidism

Systemic disorders
amyloidosis
lupus
scleroderma

Or maybe it's a tumor.

by **meatball** » Sat Feb 04, 2012 20:34:07

Once or twice a week is normal for me.

by **swishnicholson** » Sat Feb 04, 2012 20:38:23

by **swishnicholson** » Sat Feb 04, 2012 20:39:12

Also, this:

by **Barry Jive** » Sat Feb 04, 2012 20:39:59

swishnicholson wrote:Also, this:

I love this

by **Bill McNeal** » Sat Feb 04, 2012 21:52:25

It's probably just a touch of lupus

by **Bucky** » Sat Feb 04, 2012 21:53:56

i'm going with bowel labrum

by **phatj** » Sat Feb 04, 2012 21:55:34

On average, I poop probably twice every three days. But it varies pretty widely. Going three days without pooping isn't unusual at all.

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