made myself a 90-minute Replacements mix. fucking ready

its friday the thirteenth. probably gonna get a DUI or kill someone to night

why do driver's licenses expire?

Houshphandzadeh wrote:why do driver's licenses expire?

It would make sense if they make you re-test, but no it's just a way to make you pay the state and show you aren't dead.

Houshphandzadeh wrote:why do driver's licenses expire?

So that when you're 75 you don't have an identification that makes you look like a drunker, higher Norm Macdonald

Also, if you lose your license, it won't be valid for someone to use as a fake indefinitely.

Jesus man hasn't that thing been expired for like six months now? Just go to the DMV already

My license in Arizona didn't expire until my 65th birthday in 2047.

Barry Jive wrote:made myself a 90-minute Replacements mix. fucking ready

That's a good idea. I slipped "Alex Chilton" into a mix of recent "indie" songs and it didn't quite work. Guess I'm all or nothing now Replacements wise

Gonna fix a jerseyhoya before happy hour

Two random thoughts from the previous two pages or so.

I like the below quote from the French woman's e-mail and will try to use this phrase some time:

I don't want to debate about the price, so yours will be mine

One way to make a whole chicken is the "beer-can chicken" technique. I've used it in both the oven and in a Weber grill. Turns out well.

Grotewold wrote:

Barry Jive wrote:made myself a 90-minute Replacements mix. fucking ready

That's a good idea. I slipped "Alex Chilton" into a mix of recent "indie" songs and it didn't quite work. Guess I'm all or nothing now Replacements wise

Gonna fix a jerseyhoya before happy hour

I've gotten "I Will Dare" and "Can't Hardly Wait" onto mixes for girls before. "Bastards Of Young" can work in some party mixes. Helps if everyone's drunk.

Weekend got here at 3:01.

Worked from home today, did three loads of laundry and accidentally robbed WaWa

All in a days work

NEWSFLASH: PAULA DEEN HAS DIABETES

More like diabetes has Paula Deen

I love that she tried to keep it a secret until she could get a couple mil for advertising some diabetes drug. Fat old lady who cooks up southern food mysteriously got diabetes.

Decided on plans

Gonna make pasta then sit on my ass and drink whiskey

Woody wrote:

Houshphandzadeh wrote:why do driver's licenses expire?

So that when you're 75 you don't have an identification that makes you look like a drunker, higher Norm Macdonald

norm macdonald ONLY gets high, gambles and does occasional standup.