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Re: Random thoughts, meteorological edition

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Wed Nov 30, 2011 13:41:23

Grotewold wrote:
jamiethekiller wrote:i'm so bad with money.

i need lots of help


Read "The Wealthy Barber"

I read this. doesn't really help the selfish/impulsive spender

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Re: Random thoughts, meteorological edition

Postby pacino » Wed Nov 30, 2011 13:43:37

She's upset that the ban on horse slaughter was lifted. I'll check that link when I'm not at work.

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Re: Random thoughts, meteorological edition

Postby WheelsFellOff » Wed Nov 30, 2011 13:46:31

pacino wrote:She's upset that the ban on horse slaughter was lifted. I'll check that link when I'm not at work.


TL;DR version, man and wife (nudists) buy dying horse, couple kills and guts horse, couple takes nude photos with/INSIDE dead horse, couple consumes horseflesh. Broke no laws.
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Re: Random thoughts, meteorological edition

Postby phatj » Wed Nov 30, 2011 14:05:40

WheelsFellOff wrote:
pacino wrote:She's upset that the ban on horse slaughter was lifted. I'll check that link when I'm not at work.


TL;DR version, man and wife (nudists) buy dying horse, couple kills and guts horse, couple takes nude photos with/INSIDE dead horse, couple consumes horseflesh. Broke no laws.

I'm having trouble deciding if this is utterly depraved or just really, really weird.
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Re: Random thoughts, meteorological edition

Postby drsmooth » Wed Nov 30, 2011 14:14:58

phatj wrote:
WheelsFellOff wrote:
pacino wrote:She's upset that the ban on horse slaughter was lifted. I'll check that link when I'm not at work.


TL;DR version, man and wife (nudists) buy dying horse, couple kills and guts horse, couple takes nude photos with/INSIDE dead horse, couple consumes horseflesh. Broke no laws.

I'm having trouble deciding if this is utterly depraved or just really, really weird.


as we've learned very recently, "utterly depraved" is pooping regularly 1/2 hr after arriving at work. horse carcass sex is merely random. please try to keep up
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Re: Random thoughts, meteorological edition

Postby WheelsFellOff » Wed Nov 30, 2011 14:16:41

Never said anything about sex doc. You hear slaughtered, gutted horse and your mind immediately goes there? Weird.
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Re: Random thoughts, meteorological edition

Postby Barry Jive » Wed Nov 30, 2011 14:30:08

Houshphandzadeh wrote:I think there are obvious advantages to pooping at work so I don't think the blowjobs/dentistry analogy holds


I schedule my day around poop breaks

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Re: Random thoughts, meteorological edition

Postby Soren » Wed Nov 30, 2011 14:31:41

10-1030 on the dot about
Olivia Meadows, your "emotional poltergeist"

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Re: Random thoughts, meteorological edition

Postby PrattRules » Wed Nov 30, 2011 14:34:43

Soren wrote:10-1030 on the dot about


Here's a guy who has his head on his shoulders.

assuming you start at 9
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Re: Random thoughts, meteorological edition

Postby CalvinBall » Wed Nov 30, 2011 14:37:38

wtf @ the bloody horse girl pictures.

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Re: Random thoughts, meteorological edition

Postby Soren » Wed Nov 30, 2011 14:41:18

PrattRules wrote:
Soren wrote:10-1030 on the dot about


Here's a guy who has his head on his shoulders.

assuming you start at 9


830
Olivia Meadows, your "emotional poltergeist"

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Re: Random thoughts, meteorological edition

Postby The Dude » Wed Nov 30, 2011 14:45:14

never pooped at work
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Re: Random thoughts, meteorological edition

Postby Grotewold » Wed Nov 30, 2011 14:45:51

CalvinBall wrote:wtf @ the bloody horse girl pictures.


Yes who could have anticipated weirdness

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Re: Random thoughts, meteorological edition

Postby SK790 » Wed Nov 30, 2011 14:50:42

Soren wrote:Image

Y, N, Y
I like teh waether

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Re: Random thoughts, meteorological edition

Postby SK790 » Wed Nov 30, 2011 14:50:59

The Dude wrote:never pooped at work

seriously?
I like teh waether

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Re: Random thoughts, meteorological edition

Postby Grotewold » Wed Nov 30, 2011 14:51:35

SK790 wrote:
The Dude wrote:never pooped at work

seriously?


His old boss duct taped the bowls

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Re: Random thoughts, meteorological edition

Postby Grotewold » Wed Nov 30, 2011 15:22:16

Just crushed a Slim Jim. My thanks to Pratt and The Dude

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Re: Random thoughts, meteorological edition

Postby Barry Jive » Wed Nov 30, 2011 15:33:41

Yeah that Slim Jim was pretty good

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Re: Random thoughts, meteorological edition

Postby Bill McNeal » Wed Nov 30, 2011 15:34:16

Woody wrote:The Pratt Rules

Image


Alert me at the time of event
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Re: Random thoughts, meteorological edition

Postby Soren » Wed Nov 30, 2011 15:42:03

woody is killing it today
Olivia Meadows, your "emotional poltergeist"

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