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Re: Random thoughts, meteorological edition

Postby jamiethekiller » Wed Nov 30, 2011 12:17:49

so i should start my day earlier(5am instead of 6am) and sit around the house for 45 minutes waiting to churn out a dump instead of heading into work?

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Re: Random thoughts, meteorological edition

Postby td11 » Wed Nov 30, 2011 12:20:51

i took like three shits at work the other day
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Re: Random thoughts, meteorological edition

Postby PrattRules » Wed Nov 30, 2011 12:22:23

Obviously, if you're always on the toilet at 8:15 you have a system going. I can understand if you're working a double shift and you just ate off the roach coach, but to me, it doesn't make sense to always drop one off immediately coming into work. If I had to go at work when I came in, I would. But it certainly wasn't a daily thing. I would usually have done my business before starting my commute or about an hour or two into work.
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Re: Random thoughts, meteorological edition

Postby Soren » Wed Nov 30, 2011 12:22:32

back in the day when I would have like 2 glasses of whiskey a night and drink coffee for breakfast and lunch (as in, no food, just coffee) 3 was standard, 4 was fairly common
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Re: Random thoughts, meteorological edition

Postby Woody » Wed Nov 30, 2011 12:24:44

The Pratt Rules

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you sure do seem to have a lot of time on your hands to be on this forum? Do you have a job? Are you a shut-in?

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Re: Random thoughts, meteorological edition

Postby phatj » Wed Nov 30, 2011 12:26:52

This thread = Hall of Fame
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Re: Random thoughts, meteorological edition

Postby jamiethekiller » Wed Nov 30, 2011 12:33:54

I bought these Bread and Butter Habaneros. they're fucking delicious. i want to put them on everything.

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Re: Random thoughts, meteorological edition

Postby Soren » Wed Nov 30, 2011 12:35:27

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Re: Random thoughts, meteorological edition

Postby WheelsFellOff » Wed Nov 30, 2011 12:37:22

Woody wrote:The Pratt Rules

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Only 5 minutes on a pre-emptive? Teach me your ways sensei.
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Re: Random thoughts, meteorological edition

Postby jamiethekiller » Wed Nov 30, 2011 12:42:28

Soren wrote:Image


the fucking eyes. killing me

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Re: Random thoughts, meteorological edition

Postby Woody » Wed Nov 30, 2011 12:44:25

WheelsFellOff wrote:
Woody wrote:The Pratt Rules

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Only 5 minutes on a pre-emptive? Teach me your ways sensei.


These are not my ways these are THE PRATT RULES. It's easy, just push out a monkey tail before work and you're golden
you sure do seem to have a lot of time on your hands to be on this forum? Do you have a job? Are you a shut-in?

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Re: Random thoughts, meteorological edition

Postby Grotewold » Wed Nov 30, 2011 12:55:49

jamiethekiller wrote:the fucking eyes. killing me


It's the legs that are killing me

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Re: Random thoughts, meteorological edition

Postby pacino » Wed Nov 30, 2011 12:58:39

I always go at work. You're there 9 hours a day.

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Re: Random thoughts, meteorological edition

Postby Bucky » Wed Nov 30, 2011 13:14:15

this is a great thread


FOR ME TO POOP ON

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Re: Random thoughts, meteorological edition

Postby td11 » Wed Nov 30, 2011 13:20:29

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Re: Random thoughts, meteorological edition

Postby pacino » Wed Nov 30, 2011 13:32:44

Think I pissed someone off on fb who is an animal lover by responding to her anti-horse meet status.

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Re: Random thoughts, meteorological edition

Postby WheelsFellOff » Wed Nov 30, 2011 13:33:31

Give that cat some sunglasses, a piano, and some sassy backup singers.
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Re: Random thoughts, meteorological edition

Postby Soren » Wed Nov 30, 2011 13:34:15

td11 wrote:Image


omg thank you I thought I had lost my opportunity to download this
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Re: Random thoughts, meteorological edition

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Wed Nov 30, 2011 13:40:10

I think there are obvious advantages to pooping at work so I don't think the blowjobs/dentistry analogy holds

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Re: Random thoughts, meteorological edition

Postby WheelsFellOff » Wed Nov 30, 2011 13:40:13

pacino wrote:Think I pissed someone off on fb who is an animal lover by responding to her anti-horse meet status.

If you want to have fun, link her to this article about a woman taking a nude photoshoot in the carcass of a dead horse.

The link is benign enough, but the second page has the uncensored photos and is NSFW.
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