i'm so bad with money.

i need lots of help

jamiethekiller wrote:i'm so bad with money.

i need lots of help

don't get married or have children.

thats my goal. i'm a selfish asshole

jamiethekiller wrote:i'm so bad with money.

i need lots of help

Read "The Wealthy Barber"

td11 wrote:

Soren wrote:

no offense but you are everything that's wrong with America

prob funniest thing I've ever said

context?

replying to some kind of belligerent Brantt post

steak and eggs for breakfast most days recently for me

TenuredVulture wrote:

TenuredVulture wrote:I enjoy coffee at my desk before my 9:00 class much more than the sips of coffee I drink while frantically running around the house trying to find matching socks and something for breakfast.

Alas, I prefer to poop at home than at the office.

I worked with a guy who always pooped in the first 30 minutes he came to work. Always felt that was a dickish move. Can't you time it? If I were a boss and someone consistently pooped within the first 30 minutes of his shift, then it would be a fireable offense.

your cooking steak at sub 8am times?

Who said anything about cooking it?

jamiethekiller wrote:your cooking steak at sub 8am times?

yep, usually goes in the pan at 6:12-6:15. I toss it in on one side for about 6 minutes, the flip it and cook it about 1-3 minutes more depending on how thick the cut is.

PrattRules wrote:

TenuredVulture wrote:

TenuredVulture wrote:I enjoy coffee at my desk before my 9:00 class much more than the sips of coffee I drink while frantically running around the house trying to find matching socks and something for breakfast.

Alas, I prefer to poop at home than at the office.

I worked with a guy who always pooped in the first 30 minutes he came to work. Always felt that was a dickish move. Can't you time it? If I were a boss and someone consistently pooped within the first 30 minutes of his shift, then it would be a fireable offense.

jesus christ.

for a while i was pooping at like 9am almost everyday.

PrattRules wrote:

TenuredVulture wrote:

TenuredVulture wrote:I enjoy coffee at my desk before my 9:00 class much more than the sips of coffee I drink while frantically running around the house trying to find matching socks and something for breakfast.

Alas, I prefer to poop at home than at the office.

I worked with a guy who always pooped in the first 30 minutes he came to work. Always felt that was a dickish move. Can't you time it? If I were a boss and someone consistently pooped within the first 30 minutes of his shift, then it would be a fireable offense.

Firing someone for pooping would be even more dickish.

How do you guys wake up and have time for breakfast? I barely have time to shower and dress in time to get to work.

I don't shower in the morning

Youseff wrote:

PrattRules wrote:

TenuredVulture wrote:

TenuredVulture wrote:I enjoy coffee at my desk before my 9:00 class much more than the sips of coffee I drink while frantically running around the house trying to find matching socks and something for breakfast.

Alas, I prefer to poop at home than at the office.

I worked with a guy who always pooped in the first 30 minutes he came to work. Always felt that was a dickish move. Can't you time it? If I were a boss and someone consistently pooped within the first 30 minutes of his shift, then it would be a fireable offense.

Firing someone for pooping would be even more dickish.

I don't know. People do this routinely at work, and it would never be socially acceptable to do it anywhere else. Imagine pulling into church and taking a dump before sermon or going to the movies and squatting during the coming attractions. Nobody does that. You time it. You do your off-loading at home. People have time to acclimate their body to their work schedule and shouldn't need to stink up the bathroom 15 minutes into their shift.

lethal wrote:How do you guys wake up and have time for breakfast? I barely have time to shower and dress in time to get to work.

started going to bed before midnight

PrattRules wrote:

Youseff wrote:

PrattRules wrote:

TenuredVulture wrote:

TenuredVulture wrote:I enjoy coffee at my desk before my 9:00 class much more than the sips of coffee I drink while frantically running around the house trying to find matching socks and something for breakfast.

Alas, I prefer to poop at home than at the office.

I worked with a guy who always pooped in the first 30 minutes he came to work. Always felt that was a dickish move. Can't you time it? If I were a boss and someone consistently pooped within the first 30 minutes of his shift, then it would be a fireable offense.

Firing someone for pooping would be even more dickish.

I don't know. People do this routinely at work, and it would never be socially acceptable to do it anywhere else. Imagine pulling into church and taking a dump before sermon or going to the movies and squatting during the coming attractions. Nobody does that. You time it. You do your off-loading at home. People have time to acclimate their body to their work schedule and shouldn't need to stink up the bathroom 15 minutes into their shift.

did not expect this attitude out of UltraBro PrattRules.

so if a person drinks a cup of coffee in the morning and eats breakfast that they should wait around an hour to poop rather than coming into work and pooping at work?

this is blowing my mind right here.

I'm saying people know their schedule and should plan accordingly. Take the pre-game dump at home and come into work ready to roll. It's such a waste (no pun intended) to stink up the bathroom for 20 minutes every morning as soon as you come in.

Dude, you can't time your dumps. When you gotta poop you gotta poop.

Are you suggesting people force out a poop before work and give themselves other medical problems so as to not upset you? Workplaces are equipped with bathrooms for people that have to poop.

There's no pre-emptive pooping necessary, nor should there be.