What happened to my umbrella this morning was straight out of the Three Stooges

I don't remember the last time I used an umbrella.

I don't remember the last I flipped a quarter

not sure what do do with my day here

i havent showered yet.

Eem wrote:

Eem wrote:What does the A in your middle name stand for?

YOUR ASS

you didn't give us time to guess

CalvinBall wrote:i havent showered yet.

who showers on saturday?

does chili really need all those beans

if you have mayo and relish, you have tartar sauce

way to ruin tartar sauce for me

homemade fish filet sandwiches w/ cheese for lunch

Dear Wizlah, do you guys not know you smell or not care?

Had steak for lunch. Don't remember the last time that happened.

my night last night

1.) drop kids at in-law
2.) drive downtown with wife around 6:30
3.) drink two la trappe quads and a scaldis at monks
4.) cab to haunted house prison in fairmount (wasn't any good, but i was kinda drunk at that point, so my reaction time was to slow to be scared by anything)
5.) cab it to melograno for some dinner
6.) drive to SugarHouse, play blackjack with wife, she wins $1500
7.) get home at 3, sleep till 11, go get kids

solid work

sometimes i hate rich people

me and jamie were practically across the street housing tequila shots that whole time. small world!

you forgot to mention the cartersdad

it would be pretty huge for me if it would stop raining/slushing by 4

Bucky wrote:you forgot to mention the cartersdad

some things are better left unsaid

Houshphandzadeh wrote:me and jamie were practically across the street housing tequila shots that whole time. small world!

WHERE?