Fred I was born a Random Man

Re: Fred I was born a Random Man

Unread postby PrattRules » Fri Aug 26, 2011 19:29:09

The Nightman Cometh wrote:Pretty sure one of my main goals of the year is to get with this one RA on my floor. Seems doable so far.


and so does she
"Just remember, it's not a lie if you believe it." -George Costanza

PrattRules
Space Cadet
Space Cadet
 
Posts: 16564
Joined: Tue Sep 29, 2009 20:38:24
Location: Northeast Philly

Re: Fred I was born a Random Man

Unread postby jerseyhoya » Fri Aug 26, 2011 21:58:11

That burger was good.

jerseyhoya
BSG MVP
BSG MVP
 
Posts: 97408
Joined: Fri Sep 07, 2007 21:56:17

Re: Fred I was born a Random Man

Unread postby phatj » Fri Aug 26, 2011 22:02:17

Trent Steele wrote:
Apple’s shares surged 9,020 percent from July 29, 1997, the day before the San Francisco Chronicle said that Jobs would be interim CEO, through his resignation this week.

The company’s equity value rose to $349 billion from $2.1 billion under Jobs, making it the largest technology company.


9000%

So, basically if you invested $21,000 in 1997, it would be worth $3.5m today. Hmmm.

Hm... what made you pick those numbers, exactly, MR INFINITI G35x DRIVER?
they were a chick hanging out with her friends at a bar, the Phillies would be the 320 lb chick with a nose wart and a dick - Trent Steele

phatj
Moderator
 
Posts: 20683
Joined: Thu Dec 28, 2006 23:07:06
Location: Andaman Limp Dick of Certain Doom

Re: Fred I was born a Random Man

Unread postby TenuredVulture » Fri Aug 26, 2011 22:08:57

jerseyhoya wrote:That burger was good.

I also had an outstanding burger tonight.
Be Bold!

TenuredVulture
You've Got to Be Kidding Me!
You've Got to Be Kidding Me!
 
Posts: 53243
Joined: Thu Jan 04, 2007 00:16:10
Location: Magnolia, AR

Re: Fred I was born a Random Man

Unread postby Rev_Beezer » Fri Aug 26, 2011 22:10:50

I made stuffed peppers with no rice.
Together we will win this game against the evil Space Yankees! Eat Fresh!

Rev_Beezer
BSG MVP
BSG MVP
 
Posts: 7362
Joined: Tue Jan 02, 2007 20:14:03
Location: Shamokin, PA

Re: Fred I was born a Random Man

Unread postby jerseyhoya » Sat Aug 27, 2011 01:37:19

It took me about 1:30 to get from Medford to Center City at 5 PM tonight because the Ben Franklin was a disaster. They only had three lanes going into PA even though 2x as many cars were going west than east.

It took me about a half hour to get from Center City to Medford at 9 PM tonight and Route 70 was about as empty as it usually is at 2 AM.

jerseyhoya
BSG MVP
BSG MVP
 
Posts: 97408
Joined: Fri Sep 07, 2007 21:56:17

Re: Fred I was born a Random Man

Unread postby Titlehungry » Sat Aug 27, 2011 02:15:11

I'm playing Beatles Rock Band... started with Green Day... maybe Rock Band 3 later... kids are asleep, wife drank a bottle of wine and passed out...
Even if you get run over by a clown car and pissed on by a busload of school children, it's still your responsibility to interpret the meaning of the event and choose a response

Titlehungry
Space Cadet
Space Cadet
 
Posts: 17162
Joined: Mon Jul 28, 2008 14:51:01
Location: Crofton, MD

Re: Fred I was born a Random Man

Unread postby jerseyhoya » Sat Aug 27, 2011 02:16:43

My mom had a vodka tonic earlier and started tawlking about cawfee with chawclatt like she was a character on SNL. I made fun of her for her North Jersey accent coming out, so she went to bed. I felt a little bad.

jerseyhoya
BSG MVP
BSG MVP
 
Posts: 97408
Joined: Fri Sep 07, 2007 21:56:17

Re: Fred I was born a Random Man

Unread postby Titlehungry » Sat Aug 27, 2011 02:19:40

My wife was rearranging the living room and dancing to the songs on Beatles Rock Band then I found her abruptly face down asleep on the bed... I hope she's alive...
Even if you get run over by a clown car and pissed on by a busload of school children, it's still your responsibility to interpret the meaning of the event and choose a response

Titlehungry
Space Cadet
Space Cadet
 
Posts: 17162
Joined: Mon Jul 28, 2008 14:51:01
Location: Crofton, MD

Re: Fred I was born a Random Man

Unread postby jerseyhoya » Sat Aug 27, 2011 03:12:47

Rubbing itchy eyes feels awesome/is real stupid

jerseyhoya
BSG MVP
BSG MVP
 
Posts: 97408
Joined: Fri Sep 07, 2007 21:56:17

Re: Fred I was born a Random Man

Unread postby Barry Jive » Sat Aug 27, 2011 12:08:31

woke up fully clothed with contacts in. not really pleased with my performance last night but today's a new day.
no offense but you are everything that's wrong with America

Barry Jive
Plays the Game the Right Way
Plays the Game the Right Way
 
Posts: 37856
Joined: Wed Dec 26, 2007 21:53:43
Location: I'm Doug, solamente Doug.

Re: Fred I was born a Random Man

Unread postby CalvinBall » Sat Aug 27, 2011 12:24:48

at like 11:15 some girl asked me to bring over a ladder. i told her it was about to rain and i wasnt going to come right over with a ladder so she can paint. and the truck is filled with branches. she told me to stop being a girl and that i wont drown. she then pulled the id do it for you card.

her last text said "it would have taken 10 minutes. it wasnt a big deal until you made it one. honestly."

stfu i am the one you are asking for the ladder.

CalvinBall
You've Got to Be Kidding Me!
You've Got to Be Kidding Me!
 
Posts: 64951
Joined: Mon Jul 30, 2007 15:30:02
Location: Pigslyvania

Re: Fred I was born a Random Man

Unread postby Barry Jive » Sat Aug 27, 2011 12:42:45

you need to stop telling us stories about you not doing stuff
no offense but you are everything that's wrong with America

Barry Jive
Plays the Game the Right Way
Plays the Game the Right Way
 
Posts: 37856
Joined: Wed Dec 26, 2007 21:53:43
Location: I'm Doug, solamente Doug.

Re: Fred I was born a Random Man

Unread postby CalvinBall » Sat Aug 27, 2011 12:47:05

oh well i thought it was pretty rude of her. i had just gotten home and was actually helping my dad put a tarp on the garage roof. so i was doing something. im not gonna drop everything and bring you a ladder. she should have asked earlier.

CalvinBall
You've Got to Be Kidding Me!
You've Got to Be Kidding Me!
 
Posts: 64951
Joined: Mon Jul 30, 2007 15:30:02
Location: Pigslyvania

Re: Fred I was born a Random Man

Unread postby Trent Steele » Sat Aug 27, 2011 13:37:28

phatj wrote:
Trent Steele wrote:
Apple’s shares surged 9,020 percent from July 29, 1997, the day before the San Francisco Chronicle said that Jobs would be interim CEO, through his resignation this week.

The company’s equity value rose to $349 billion from $2.1 billion under Jobs, making it the largest technology company.


9000%

So, basically if you invested $21,000 in 1997, it would be worth $3.5m today. Hmmm.

Hm... what made you pick those numbers, exactly, MR INFINITI G35x DRIVER?


In my dreams. I didn't have $210 in 1997 let alone $21,000.
I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater.

Trent Steele
BSG MVP
BSG MVP
 
Posts: 43508
Joined: Mon May 14, 2007 15:02:27
Location: flapjacks

Re: Fred I was born a Random Man

Unread postby Monkeyboy » Sat Aug 27, 2011 14:23:25

Dorm duty = Boooooorrrrinnngggg
Agnostic dyslexic insomniacs lay awake all night wondering if there is a Dog.

Monkeyboy
Plays the Game the Right Way
Plays the Game the Right Way
 
Posts: 28452
Joined: Sat Feb 17, 2007 21:01:51
Location: Beijing

Re: Fred I was born a Random Man

Unread postby PrattRules » Sat Aug 27, 2011 14:50:49

CalvinBall wrote:at like 11:15 some girl asked me to bring over a ladder. i told her it was about to rain and i wasnt going to come right over with a ladder so she can paint. and the truck is filled with branches. she told me to stop being a girl and that i wont drown. she then pulled the id do it for you card.

her last text said "it would have taken 10 minutes. it wasnt a big deal until you made it one. honestly."

stfu i am the one you are asking for the ladder.


How good of friends are you with this one? Seems like a bitch to me. If I kinda knew her, I would have jokingly requested at least a handy from her and see where it got me.
"Just remember, it's not a lie if you believe it." -George Costanza

PrattRules
Space Cadet
Space Cadet
 
Posts: 16564
Joined: Tue Sep 29, 2009 20:38:24
Location: Northeast Philly

Re: Fred I was born a Random Man

Unread postby CalvinBall » Sat Aug 27, 2011 15:12:12

PrattRules wrote:
CalvinBall wrote:at like 11:15 some girl asked me to bring over a ladder. i told her it was about to rain and i wasnt going to come right over with a ladder so she can paint. and the truck is filled with branches. she told me to stop being a girl and that i wont drown. she then pulled the id do it for you card.

her last text said "it would have taken 10 minutes. it wasnt a big deal until you made it one. honestly."

stfu i am the one you are asking for the ladder.


How good of friends are you with this one? Seems like a bitch to me. If I kinda knew her, I would have jokingly requested at least a handy from her and see where it got me.


well i wouldnt have done what you suggested but i know her decently well. you cant just expect someone to drop whatever they are doing to bring you a ladder to paint with. if it was some emergency yeah im there but cmon.

CalvinBall
You've Got to Be Kidding Me!
You've Got to Be Kidding Me!
 
Posts: 64951
Joined: Mon Jul 30, 2007 15:30:02
Location: Pigslyvania

Re: Fred I was born a Random Man

Unread postby Wheels Tupay » Sat Aug 27, 2011 15:23:08

Did you explain to her that you were helping your dad?
"That’s the Southwest Philly floater, man."
Now imagine that everything you ever imagined... is possible. - Hinkieology
EDP 2020

Wheels Tupay
Plays the Game the Right Way
Plays the Game the Right Way
 
Posts: 30615
Joined: Wed Dec 16, 2009 16:35:17
Location: Keepin' it Gritty.

Re: Fred I was born a Random Man

Unread postby CalvinBall » Sat Aug 27, 2011 15:25:21

no i neglected to do that. i just got mad after i told her i cant right now and then she told me to stop being a girl.

whatever. im over it.

CalvinBall
You've Got to Be Kidding Me!
You've Got to Be Kidding Me!
 
Posts: 64951
Joined: Mon Jul 30, 2007 15:30:02
Location: Pigslyvania

PreviousNext