Fred I was born a Random Man

Re: Fred I was born a Random Man

Unread postby PrattRules » Fri Aug 26, 2011 11:23:43

Grotewold wrote:also in the conversation:

abbaye (sriracha, cheddar, spinach)
sketch (avocado chunk)
spotted pig (nyc)
PYT (hang over.)


I got two free Golden Monkeys once at PYT because our order took 45 minutes, which is really no big deal. I would have gladly waited 90 minutes for 4 free golden monkeys.
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Re: Fred I was born a Random Man

Unread postby Grotewold » Fri Aug 26, 2011 11:49:13

Whoah had you already ordered those

Last time they comped me a High Life

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Re: Fred I was born a Random Man

Unread postby jerseyhoya » Fri Aug 26, 2011 13:00:38

Doha is bidding for the 2020 Olympics. If they have the Olympics and WC in a two year span, that would be something beyond ridiculous.

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Re: Fred I was born a Random Man

Unread postby PrattRules » Fri Aug 26, 2011 13:06:25

Grotewold wrote:Whoah had you already ordered those

Last time they comped me a High Life


Yeah. They just gave us the drinks we already ordered for free. Turned out to be like 45 bucks off for 5 people.
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Re: Fred I was born a Random Man

Unread postby jamiethekiller » Fri Aug 26, 2011 13:44:26

took a normal poop about 30 minutes ago. came back to my cube and my stomach started to make some bad noises.

had to run to the toilet to make sure i didn't poop my pants. i blame lunch. had melted cheddar on it.

brb, gotta go back

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Re: Fred I was born a Random Man

Unread postby swishnicholson » Fri Aug 26, 2011 13:56:11

Godspeed.
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Re: Fred I was born a Random Man

Unread postby jamiethekiller » Fri Aug 26, 2011 13:59:28

one more trip and i think i'll be good. that'll 4 trips inside of an hour.

i think the spinach in our cafe doesn't sit well with me either. always pooping out near full size leaves

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Re: Fred I was born a Random Man

Unread postby jamiethekiller » Fri Aug 26, 2011 14:00:16

fuck me.

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Re: Fred I was born a Random Man

Unread postby Grotewold » Fri Aug 26, 2011 14:00:25

There's a groupon today for a colonic

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Re: Fred I was born a Random Man

Unread postby Wheels Tupay » Fri Aug 26, 2011 14:12:48

jamiethekiller wrote:one more trip and i think i'll be good. that'll 4 trips inside of an hour.

i think the spinach in our cafe doesn't sit well with me either. always pooping out near full size leaves


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Re: Fred I was born a Random Man

Unread postby jamiethekiller » Fri Aug 26, 2011 14:13:16

buttholes more durable than i thought.

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Re: Fred I was born a Random Man

Unread postby Trent Steele » Fri Aug 26, 2011 15:16:30

Barry Jive wrote:
jerseyhoya wrote:Going to this place tomorrow night for dinner. P. excited.


tried going there once and it was a 90 minute wait on some random Wednesday. do you have reservations?

it's supposed to be fucking awesome. advice i got from a friend was to take advantage of the waiters' know-how of the whiskey selection. don't go in brazen pretending you know what you're talking about. let them guide you.



You will be directly across the street from the best restaurant in the city - Melograno.

VW is good, but the burgers are no better than The Good Dog or a number of other places. Here's my advice:

1.) Head over to VW, have some Balvenie or Oban. Tell everyone you've heard great things about the place across the street. Convince them. Suggest you have some fries here at VW and try Melograno - best of both worlds.

2.) Grab some wine at the liquor store at 19th and Chestnut.

3.) Order the Pappardelle Cinghale as your first dish (boar). The Pork Chop as your second.

4.) Dominate.
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Re: Fred I was born a Random Man

Unread postby jeff2sf » Fri Aug 26, 2011 15:18:54

I dunno, Trent. I have Melograno clearly over VW, but is it a non-date place? I think the group, and especially jerz, would have eons more fun at VW.

Plus, you'd be foolish not to order at least one, if not two, antipasto rusticos for the table.
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Re: Fred I was born a Random Man

Unread postby Grotewold » Fri Aug 26, 2011 15:20:47

He's sending them there to unbury a hooker

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Re: Fred I was born a Random Man

Unread postby Trent Steele » Fri Aug 26, 2011 15:23:26

jeff2sf wrote:I dunno, Trent. I have Melograno clearly over VW, but is it a non-date place? I think the group, and especially jerz, would have eons more fun at VW.



That's the genius of it. You can start drinking at VW and finish drinking at VW (although the markups on the whiskey are criminal). But the food at Melograno is so off the charts good (and close) that it's worth it. I really don't think of it as a date place; I've been there many teams with my wife but also with work groups, etc.
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Re: Fred I was born a Random Man

Unread postby jerseyhoya » Fri Aug 26, 2011 15:32:00

I'm not looking to do much drinking. Probably driving back to Jersey after dinner.

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Re: Fred I was born a Random Man

Unread postby ReadingPhilly » Fri Aug 26, 2011 15:51:29

Got stung 3 or 4 times In the back of the head around 930 today. Been feeling drowsy ever since and a little congested. Normal or maybe something I should go get looked at? It's been a long time since I was stung and i've never been allergic.

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Re: Fred I was born a Random Man

Unread postby Trent Steele » Fri Aug 26, 2011 17:12:10

Apple’s shares surged 9,020 percent from July 29, 1997, the day before the San Francisco Chronicle said that Jobs would be interim CEO, through his resignation this week.

The company’s equity value rose to $349 billion from $2.1 billion under Jobs, making it the largest technology company.


9000%

So, basically if you invested $21,000 in 1997, it would be worth $3.5m today. Hmmm.
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Re: Fred I was born a Random Man

Unread postby MrsVox » Fri Aug 26, 2011 18:10:22

ReadingPhilly wrote:Got stung 3 or 4 times In the back of the head around 930 today. Been feeling drowsy ever since and a little congested. Normal or maybe something I should go get looked at? It's been a long time since I was stung and i've never been allergic.


Get ye some benadryl.

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Re: Fred I was born a Random Man

Unread postby The Nightman Cometh » Fri Aug 26, 2011 19:12:01

Pretty sure one of my main goals of the year is to get with this one RA on my floor. Seems doable so far.
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