whoever came up with the idea for that reusable towel that just kinda hangs there all day should have to eat off a floor for the rest of his/her life

some days all my GMail and Facebook check-ins last less than three seconds because I'm afraid someone will message me and trap me in a terrible conversation

Just never wash your hands in the UK. Problem solved.

The Dude wrote:ffs. quit the internet. that doesn't work when there's no stopper

Yeah and if wishes were fishes the world would be an ocean

It's too hot for this shit.

Barry Jive wrote:some days all my GMail and Facebook check-ins last less than three seconds because I'm afraid someone will message me and trap me in a terrible conversation

when facebook changed it's chat feature, my setting to disable chat just disappeared. in one day, all these people were driving me nuts

really though, the rules of instant messaging of any kind is that it's all casual and responses at any point are strictly optional. we're all at work, here; people get up and leave every fifteen minutes. people who don't understand that can get bent. "waaa why didn't you answer me"

Navigating Philly.com has almost become like that "Portlandia" sketch where the guy's computer goes berserk

No, thank you, I do not wish to cross-post lonewolf to my facebook feed

Houshphandzadeh wrote:

Barry Jive wrote:some days all my GMail and Facebook check-ins last less than three seconds because I'm afraid
someone will message me and trap me in a terrible conversation

when facebook changed it's chat feature, my setting to disable chat just disappeared. in one day, all these people were driving me nuts

really though, the rules of instant messaging of any kind is that it's all casual and responses at any point are strictly optional. we're all at work, here; people get up and leave every fifteen minutes. people who don't understand that can get bent. "waaa why didn't you answer me"

Now that the chat and private message systems on fb are connected it's kind of harder to ignore someone without being an asshole.

CalvinBall wrote:

That's some old timey pre-WWII advent of indoor plumbing technology.

I've begun using "blink on my tip" as a taunt in real life situations

I miss the old days with Woddy and Trent and WFO. But Woddy's with the kids and WFO is dead in a ditch somewhere out east and it's just not the same anymore.

I have way more frisbees than desire to use them

I don't have any frisbees, yet desire many. I smell a trade.

Eem wrote:I've begun using "blink on my tip" as a taunt in real life situations

i love this

PrattRules wrote:I don't have any frisbees, yet desire many. I smell a trade.

Got any Coors left

td11 wrote:

TenuredVulture wrote:

td11 wrote:i've only read the first ten, but this is making me angry

Are you angry that snotty Brits are trying to dictate to everyone else who speaks a dialect of English, or that Americans use such idioms, and you wish we all would use terms like posh and boot?

yeah, the former. need to extract that rod all up in their butts

I don't even know what some of these would be

22. Train station. My teeth are on edge every time I hear it. Who started it? Have they been punished? Chris Capewell, Queens Park, London

What do they call it?

Railway

jamiethekiller wrote:

Bill McNeal wrote:

jamiethekiller wrote:going to Kings Dominion on saturday. pretty pumped. too bad its going to be 98 degrees and i might heat stroke out. but maybe that'll keep away the weak. scored cheap tickets and free parking thanks to the internet.

all for this baby:

300+ feet
85 degree drop angle
90+ mph
3 minute long ride

That looks fucking amazing. Where is that? I want to go to there.

virginia. about 4 hours away from us Bill

I'm going to have to look into this. Love that kind of crap.

If anybody's up I'll get another bourb if not then fuck you guys

im going to bed. shady maple run tomorrow wiht my homies