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Re: Should I create the new RANDOM THOUGHTS thread?

Postby Soren » Wed Jul 20, 2011 09:09:09

I don't think I've ever bowled over 100. Bowling is like pool for me, I'll have a real quick stretch where I am the absolute tits and then I'll scratch 5 times in a row
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Re: Should I create the new RANDOM THOUGHTS thread?

Postby Didn't I? » Wed Jul 20, 2011 09:31:57

First time I bowled I got a good golf score and vice versa.
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Re: Should I create the new RANDOM THOUGHTS thread?

Postby Grotewold » Wed Jul 20, 2011 09:34:25

Can't bowl a lick. But I can win a chip and putt round with just a putter.

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Re: Should I create the new RANDOM THOUGHTS thread?

Postby phatj » Wed Jul 20, 2011 10:30:07

PrattRules wrote:
pacino wrote:It's my 11th 300


whoa pete webber. that is really impressive. i wish i was that good in anything.

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Re: Should I create the new RANDOM THOUGHTS thread?

Postby Soren » Wed Jul 20, 2011 10:47:15

Free Cell. Fuck Solitaire.
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Re: Should I create the new RANDOM THOUGHTS thread?

Postby Grotewold » Wed Jul 20, 2011 11:08:13

It blows my mind how often the wrestling thread tops the forum.

Is it pinned?

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Re: Should I create the new RANDOM THOUGHTS thread?

Postby td11 » Wed Jul 20, 2011 11:11:15

i've only read the first ten, but this is making me angry
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Re: Should I create the new RANDOM THOUGHTS thread?

Postby Eem » Wed Jul 20, 2011 11:16:47

td11 wrote:i've only read the first ten, but this is making me angry

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Re: Should I create the new RANDOM THOUGHTS thread?

Postby TenuredVulture » Wed Jul 20, 2011 11:17:50

td11 wrote:i've only read the first ten, but this is making me angry


Are you angry that snotty Brits are trying to dictate to everyone else who speaks a dialect of English, or that Americans use such idioms, and you wish we all would use terms like posh and boot?

One that made me laugh was the person annoyed at himself for using the "Americanism" of shopping cart instead of trolley--he should know that in some parts of America we use the term "buggy".
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Re: Should I create the new RANDOM THOUGHTS thread?

Postby Barry Jive » Wed Jul 20, 2011 11:21:25

reminds me, I saw this retweeted earlier:

@Queen_UK

Mr Jobs, there is no such thing as 'American English'. There is English and there are mistakes.


what a fucking cunt
no offense but you are everything that's wrong with America

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Re: Should I create the new RANDOM THOUGHTS thread?

Postby Eem » Wed Jul 20, 2011 11:22:40

There is no such thing as the BRITISH COLONIES because you got FUCKED UP
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Re: Should I create the new RANDOM THOUGHTS thread?

Postby Barry Jive » Wed Jul 20, 2011 11:23:36

seriously I'm enraged. might burn a pair of Reeboks today
no offense but you are everything that's wrong with America

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Re: Should I create the new RANDOM THOUGHTS thread?

Postby Eem » Wed Jul 20, 2011 11:24:02

Eem wrote:There is no such thing as the BRITISH COLONIES because you got FUCKED UP

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Re: Should I create the new RANDOM THOUGHTS thread?

Postby Woody » Wed Jul 20, 2011 11:24:49

Everyone in England is named Simon or Emma.
you sure do seem to have a lot of time on your hands to be on this forum? Do you have a job? Are you a shut-in?

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Re: Should I create the new RANDOM THOUGHTS thread?

Postby TenuredVulture » Wed Jul 20, 2011 11:26:57

Barry Jive wrote:reminds me, I saw this retweeted earlier:

@Queen_UK

Mr Jobs, there is no such thing as 'American English'. There is English and there are mistakes.


what a fucking cunt

It's also incorrect--English has no equivalent of an Academie Francaise to dictate proper usage and spelling. For centuries, English speakers have freely adopted foreign words for their own purposes--my favorite example is schadenfreude.
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Re: Should I create the new RANDOM THOUGHTS thread?

Postby jamiethekiller » Wed Jul 20, 2011 11:29:25

i demand Wiz's opinion on this

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Re: Should I create the new RANDOM THOUGHTS thread?

Postby Trent Steele » Wed Jul 20, 2011 11:32:35

33. I hate the word "deliverable". Used by management consultants for something that they will "deliver" instead of a report. Joseph Wall, Newark-on-Trent, Nottinghamshir


This I agree with
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Re: Should I create the new RANDOM THOUGHTS thread?

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Wed Jul 20, 2011 11:36:00

I really didn't mind this list, just hope they know that most Americans agree that about half of these are dumb

I'm not really huge on management-speak, but it is odd that they're so against suffixes like -ize

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Re: Should I create the new RANDOM THOUGHTS thread?

Postby The Nightman Cometh » Wed Jul 20, 2011 11:40:50

I'd rather live in Zambia than in the UK. At least in Zambia you get the privledge of dying young to free you from your awful country.
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Re: Should I create the new RANDOM THOUGHTS thread?

Postby PrattRules » Wed Jul 20, 2011 11:44:32

I'd rather live in UK.
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