I should point out he's like 80 and likely experiencing some form of dementia.

In my last physics class before Christmas break, my teacher proved how Santa could exist. Well, more so the fact that a person could fly from house to house while actually gaining time. I wish I saved my notebook from that class.

were you guys all high or something

started working on my tan today. feeling a bit itchy. might opt for some aloe.

Arnold and Maria Shriver are splitting up

How heartbreaking

CalvinBall wrote:started working on my tan today. feeling a bit itchy. might opt for some aloe.

i havent had sunburn in about two years
go me

just saw my first real emergency alert on tv

same here

God Skylar Grey is hot.

is that the name of the girl who got kidnapped?

i was just typing that

we got jokes

great minds think alike

PrattRules wrote:I have a friend who had a shorts streak of over 400 days.

I went 3 years once wearing only shorts. Yeah, I'm a weirdo and love my calves exposed.

I'm both impressed by your calves enthusiasm and drinking.

I excel at both.

I wear khakis almost all of the time now, though. I hate jeans.

my calves are the reason i'm married

My calves are easily my 11th best feature.

SK probably has fully developed leg hair

moving in less than 3 weeks. i will miss gradho, but feel better about it. on saturday i ran into my new landlord and he gave me the key early so we drove over there to measure the walls for painting. We went into the backyard, and our neighbor was outside next door, and he was really cool. Then we walked the 50 feet to the bar and had a couple beers and talked to the bartender for an hour. Now I'm ready to set this apartment on fire and leave