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Re: I got your random thoughts right here
by Bill McNeal » Wed May 04, 2011 14:06:34
I just got assigned an extremely important project at work. I know I can do it, but I'm really nervous about it. I'm procrastinating now, because I'm nervous. WTF is wrong with me.
man I drew all these penises for nothing - housh
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Re: I got your random thoughts right here
by jerseyhoya » Wed May 04, 2011 14:17:35
Bill McNeal wrote:I just got assigned an extremely important project at work. I know I can do it, but I'm really nervous about it. I'm procrastinating now, because I'm nervous. WTF is wrong with me.
I'm doing the exact same thing with my final paper that's due Friday. I was planning on starting the research last Saturday. Procrastinating switched from lazy to being nervous about it so not wanting to think about it this morning.
I'm sort of trying to barrel through, but here I am sitting on BSG.
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Re: I got your random thoughts right here
by Trent Steele » Wed May 04, 2011 14:18:23
Bill McNeal wrote:I just got assigned an extremely important project at work. I know I can do it, but I'm really nervous about it. I'm procrastinating now, because I'm nervous. WTF is wrong with me.
I know you can do it. Now get to it and stop fucking around.
I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater.
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Re: I got your random thoughts right here
by WheelsFellOff » Wed May 04, 2011 14:19:06
DO YO SHIT
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jerseyhoya wrote:My hatred of quote boxes in signatures has reached a new high
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Re: I got your random thoughts right here
by Soren » Wed May 04, 2011 14:21:41
Phan In Phlorida wrote:Wait, sausages lay eggs?
I mean, if you really think about it, they do have a part in hatching them so to speak
Olivia Meadows, your "emotional poltergeist"
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Re: I got your random thoughts right here
by Houshphandzadeh » Wed May 04, 2011 14:24:07
"Indulgent" doesn't have the same oomph as "masturbatory."
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Re: I got your random thoughts right here
by Bill McNeal » Wed May 04, 2011 14:26:57
Thanks guys. I needed that. Back to work.
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Re: I got your random thoughts right here
by swishnicholson » Wed May 04, 2011 14:36:17
If people persist in this behavior there's not going to be anything worth reading on this board. I hope you realize this.
(I mean the getting people back to work part).
(I mean the getting people back to work part).
"No woman can call herself free who does not control her own body."
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Re: I got your random thoughts right here
by drsmooth » Wed May 04, 2011 15:20:26
swishnicholson wrote:If people persist in this behavior there's not going to be anything worth reading on this board. I hope you realize this.
(I mean the getting people back to work part).
when will our brethren learn to work like sculptors, releasing the words, phrases, sentences, paragraphs and pages of their "must do" work from the "rock" of the internet stream that it all lies encased within?
I know it's made my life easier
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Re: I got your random thoughts right here
by WheelsFellOff » Wed May 04, 2011 17:14:10
Here we sit in the 5 o'clock lull again. Someone tell me a story.
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jerseyhoya wrote:My hatred of quote boxes in signatures has reached a new high
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Re: I got your random thoughts right here
by drsmooth » Wed May 04, 2011 17:50:54
WheelsFellOff wrote:Here we sit in the 5 o'clock lull again. Someone tell me a story.
you want some lullling? I'm following a twitter stream of a bunch of people at a west coast health care conference. Vapidity in 140 characters is still vapidity: "people prefer flattering msges to scolding ones" yea, warn me B4 releasing those blinding flashes of insight
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Re: I got your random thoughts right here
by drsmooth » Wed May 04, 2011 19:27:31
another gem: "people don't want more data - they want data that matters to them"
retweeted 20+ times
hand in your computing devices, before you all put them in your mouths, or ears
retweeted 20+ times
hand in your computing devices, before you all put them in your mouths, or ears
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Re: I got your random thoughts right here
by swishnicholson » Wed May 04, 2011 22:31:16
Bill McNeal wrote:I just got assigned an extremely important project at work. I know I can do it, but I'm really nervous about it. I'm procrastinating now, because I'm nervous. WTF is wrong with me.
Here's a nice destructive tidbit for you:
Kentucky Derby Announcer Too Stressed to Call Biggest Races
"It's something I have dealt with a long, long time and the cumulative effect finally got to me," Durkin told the New York Times. "It's like you're getting hit on the head with a hammer, and you do everything you can to make it better -- you take aspirin and put a bandage on it, but eventually you got to take your head out from beneath the hammer. Life is too short and precious."
The Kentucky Derby, the Preakness Stakes and the Belmont Stakes make up the Triple Crown of American thoroughbred horseracing. Durkin said he would continue to announce other races, just not Triple Crown events.
"Those three races, though, are like being up to bat with a 3-2 count in Game 7 of the World Series," Durkin told the Times. "I had to get out from underneath the heavy stuff."
"No woman can call herself free who does not control her own body."
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Re: I got your random thoughts right here
by phatj » Wed May 04, 2011 22:42:38
Early returns: Firefox 4 is the bomb
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Re: I got your random thoughts right here
by jerseyhoya » Thu May 05, 2011 01:36:43
A guy posted about how he was about to kill himself on the Liverpool board today, and he sort of followed through with the pills/booze threat but people from the forum got an ambulance to his place quickly enough that he didn't die. He's now in the hospital.
The internet is a weird thing.
The internet is a weird thing.
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Re: I got your random thoughts right here
by Soren » Thu May 05, 2011 08:46:48
jerseyhoya wrote:A guy posted about how he was about to kill himself on the Liverpool board today, and he sort of followed through with the pills/booze threat but people from the forum got an ambulance to his place quickly enough that he didn't die. He's now in the hospital.
The internet is a weird thing.
that's actually pretty awesome.
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Re: I got your random thoughts right here
by swishnicholson » Thu May 05, 2011 08:52:50
Soren wrote:jerseyhoya wrote:A guy posted about how he was about to kill himself on the Liverpool board today, and he sort of followed through with the pills/booze threat but people from the forum got an ambulance to his place quickly enough that he didn't die. He's now in the hospital.
The internet is a weird thing.
that's actually pretty awesome.
It is, though they would have got there sooner if the first three calls to 911 hadn't consisted of guys yelling "First!".
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Re: I got your random thoughts right here
by 1 » Thu May 05, 2011 08:59:24
for the past month, we've been taking my son to "swimming" class at a nearby high school. after each class, we order chipotle from my phone and pick it up on the way home. these days i look forward to thursdays more than i look forward to fridays.
/pavlov'd
/pavlov'd
Fine. You wanna act like you're two? I'll act like I'm one.
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Re: I got your random thoughts right here
by 1 » Thu May 05, 2011 09:35:32
Houshphandzadeh wrote:"swimming"
yes. he's nine months old. not a lot of swimming going on. and zero hot moms.
Fine. You wanna act like you're two? I'll act like I'm one.
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