just had a delicious sausage egg and cheese on an everything bagel. its gonna be a good day.

CalvinBall wrote:just had a delicious sausage egg and cheese on an everything bagel. its gonna be a good day.

not for your colon

so in an irony that #ZWR could only find "delicious", in order to account for my pepperoni bread calories the only comp I can find is stromboli

Just found out one of my coworkers is getting a kidney transplant.

I have tingling in my right hand that is not going away. I'm kind of worried.

give it another day or two

probably the clap

Carp Tunnel.

how fucking hard is it to stop chewing gum when you're answering a phone in a professional setting?

^ new coworker does this while talking to clients. should be fun to see him get yelled at in a couple days.

Eem wrote:I have tingling in my right hand that is not going away. I'm kind of worried.

could be worse. could be the left hand

I chew gum when I'm on the reference desk after lunch. I try to just hold it in the side of my mouth when anyone comes near to minimize the effect, but I know it's a bit rude. still, love that after lunch gum

tbf, my obese and elderly coworker eats at her desk and makes outbound calls mid meal.

yo your workplace needs better policies dawg

I can't understand you, could you spit out that gum?

i eat at my desk most of the time and i tell everyone to frig off

Houshphandzadeh wrote:yo your workplace needs better policies dawg

(currently reading a book sitting directly across from my boss' office)

Soren wrote:Just found out one of my coworkers is getting a kidney transplant.

better than not getting one

Wait, sausages lay eggs?