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by **PrattRules** » Wed Mar 02, 2011 23:36:43

I feel the word "divine" is used in only two contexts, both of which I dislike.

1. God
2. Middle aged women who are trying to describe the taste of a chocolate. I see these women all working in an office, gossiping, and spewing general vitriol towards every person who bothers them.

by **HillMD** » Thu Mar 03, 2011 00:09:22

I went to a bar here in Miami and they were playing Natalie Imbruglia. I left. Now I am eating McDonald's new fruit and maple oatmeal. It is good.

by **Barry Jive** » Thu Mar 03, 2011 00:10:12

the perfect sky is torn

by **phatj** » Thu Mar 03, 2011 00:10:56

Love that song

by **jerseyhoya** » Thu Mar 03, 2011 00:11:06

This is unfathomable

by **HillMD** » Thu Mar 03, 2011 00:17:32

He "admitted he had sexual relations with his girlfriend"

That vile bastard

by **pacino** » Thu Mar 03, 2011 00:27:08

surely, he is worse than hitler

by **pacino** » Thu Mar 03, 2011 00:29:58

by **phdave** » Thu Mar 03, 2011 00:32:05

I'm sure he'll never do it again.

by **Barry Jive** » Thu Mar 03, 2011 00:33:19

it's a rule

he broke it

suffice it to say i wouldn't have made it too far at BYU

by **pacino** » Thu Mar 03, 2011 00:33:53

PrattRules wrote:I feel the word "divine" is used in only two contexts, both of which I dislike.

1. God
2. Middle aged women who are trying to describe the taste of a chocolate. I see these women all working in an office, gossiping, and spewing general vitriol towards every person who bothers them.

why do women have this fake orgasm whenever they discuss or eat chocolate?? it does seem forced and annoying, and i work with a bunch of middle-aged ladies who all do it. ITS JUST CHOCOLATE, PEOPLE

by **jerseyhoya** » Thu Mar 03, 2011 00:37:22

Barry Jive wrote:it's a rule

he broke it

suffice it to say i wouldn't have made it too far at BYU

I guess my questions are basically how does something like this become noteworthy to school officials and how do they still have enough players to fill out a basketball team (or a football team).

Like were they having sex in the middle of the quad? Did she break up with him and rat on him to the dean?

by **Barry Jive** » Thu Mar 03, 2011 00:38:02

coincidentally i also find myself asking how the Cathy cartoon lasted so long

by **pacino** » Thu Mar 03, 2011 00:38:08

i mean, was he doing it in the hallway while selling tickets to the event? did his roomie tattle like a little bitch?

by **SK790** » Thu Mar 03, 2011 00:38:26

I'm sure most of them just lie about it.

by **pacino** » Thu Mar 03, 2011 00:40:46

apparently he told on himself

WHAT A MAROON. he's 19. sex is not dirty, provided you're not charlie sheen. what a mindset.

by **SK790** » Thu Mar 03, 2011 00:44:34

Plus side is now all of American knows he's not a virgin.

damn, pacino beat me to this on the twitters.

by **Slowhand** » Thu Mar 03, 2011 00:47:50

pacino wrote:sex is not dirty

Then you're doing it wrong.

by **swishnicholson** » Thu Mar 03, 2011 00:57:59

In related news, Sports Illustrated studied police records for all 25 football teams listed in the 2010 pre-season poll. Pitt came out on top with 22 having arrest records. Yay Panthers!

Penn State was tied for fourth at 16, Virginia tech sixth and USC 11th, just to touch on some BSG fan favorites.

The wussies at TCU didn't have any.

by **pacino** » Thu Mar 03, 2011 01:01:08

• Be honest
• Live a chaste and virtuous life
• Obey the law and all campus policies
• Use clean language
• Respect others
• Abstain from alcoholic beverages, tobacco, tea, coffee and substance abuse
• Participate regularly in church services
• Observe the Dress and Grooming Standards
• Encourage others in their commitment to comply with the Honor Code

why coffee and tea but not soda?

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