If the girls in my office were as hot as my wife makes them out to be, I'd work at Boner City LLC.

I've got like 30 empty cans on my counter, and it looks pretty ridiculous. I like to crush them before I put them in recycling so they don't take up too much space in the bucket, but I don't like stepping on the cans in the morning or at night because it's kind of noisy, and I was out of the apartment during potential stomping hours yesterday and today.

The moral of this story is probably that I drink too much seltzer.

jerseyhoya wrote:I've got like 30 empty cans on my counter, and it looks pretty ridiculous. I like to crush them before I put them in recycling so they don't take up too much space in the bucket, but I don't like stepping on the cans in the morning or at night because it's kind of noisy, and I was out of the apartment during potential stomping hours yesterday and today.

The moral of this story is probably that I drink too much seltzer.

This one had a surprise ending

Woody wrote:

jerseyhoya wrote:I've got like 30 empty cans on my counter, and it looks pretty ridiculous. I like to crush them before I put them in recycling so they don't take up too much space in the bucket, but I don't like stepping on the cans in the morning or at night because it's kind of noisy, and I was out of the apartment during potential stomping hours yesterday and today.

The moral of this story is probably that I drink too much seltzer.

This one had a surprise ending

Post reminds me of that movie in which Cedric Diggory dies in 9/11 at the end

Twist ending, but completely tasteless and offensive

Woody wrote:

jerseyhoya wrote:I've got like 30 empty cans on my counter, and it looks pretty ridiculous. I like to crush them before I put them in recycling so they don't take up too much space in the bucket, but I don't like stepping on the cans in the morning or at night because it's kind of noisy, and I was out of the apartment during potential stomping hours yesterday and today.

The moral of this story is probably that I drink too much seltzer.

This one had a surprise ending

You don't stomp on empty bottles of Evan Williams. I mean technically you could, but I'm not sure what good it would do you.

Vintage Seltzer 12 packs were $1.99 this week at Shop Rite. Practically giving it away, so I had to buy six. Not Bucky level in supplies, but enough for a week long seltzer bender.

Liam Neeson is pretty awesome

EndlessSummer wrote:If the girls in my office were as hot as my wife makes them out to be, I'd work at Boner City LLC.

Unrelated, but I crave Pork Roll every time you post. I have yet to buy any, but they should probably pay you because the advertising is effective.

Some guy at the bar I was a t tonight tried to get me to put all of my money in silver, even money I needed to pay bills.

I hope he didn't follow me home.

CalvinBall wrote:some guy just feels up the dogs watches them walk then picks the winner.

Word for word, that's essentially how they pick Mets ballgirls.

Phan In Phlorida wrote:

CalvinBall wrote:some guy just feels up the dogs watches them walk then picks the winner.

Word for word, that's essentially how they pick Mets ballgirls.

A heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

my midterm is due tonight for my sports media class. two questions worth 100 points. each answer can be no longer than 300 words. except within each question it is basically asking 5 questions. how the fuck am i supposed to do that in 300 words yet still answer it well enough to get the absurd amount of points it is worth?

EndlessSummer wrote:If the girls in my office were as hot as my wife makes them out to be, I'd work at Boner City LLC.

You are a wise man not to ever, ever agree with her.

CalvinBall wrote:my midterm is due tonight for my sports media class. two questions worth 100 points. each answer can be no longer than 300 words. except within each question it is basically asking 5 questions. how the #$&! am i supposed to do that in 300 words yet still answer it well enough to get the absurd amount of points it is worth?

Ask your Mom to do it?

post the questions here and we'll crowdsource that shit

CalvinBall wrote:my midterm is due tonight for my sports media class. two questions worth 100 points. each answer can be no longer than 300 words. except within each question it is basically asking 5 questions. how the #$&! am i supposed to do that in 300 words yet still answer it well enough to get the absurd amount of points it is worth?

"Please see the attached $100 bill."

I did it in five words, a number, and a symbol.

Woody wrote:post the questions here and we'll crowdsource that $#@!

I understand the content of some of the courses is somewhat silly. I often question whether it is worth the price I am paying. But here is the first one. I already completed it but I answer each one of his questions in about two sentences because that is all I have space for to keep it under 300 words.

Explain the reasons why the Big Ten Conference developed its own cable network.
• Do you believe the Big Ten made the right choice? Support your position.
• Compare the Big Ten’s decision with the direction chosen by other BCS conferences.
• How do these developments fit in with our discussions on the impact of technology on sports media?

The country needed more Northwestern games.
Sure. More money and exposure is good.
Doesn't matter since the BigTen is still on ABC/ESPN like other conferences.
I don't know.



There you go. A+

CalvinBall wrote:

WheelsFellOff wrote:Yes that's exactly how it works Calvin. The judge just picks the one that they think is prettiest. If only there were some kind of standard to apply each breed to so that the judge could select the dog that best exemplifies the breed.

did you hear his explanation? it was basically this breed is old and i like this breed and dog.

There should be a frisbee catching event or something.

CalvinBall wrote:my midterm is due tonight for my sports media class. two questions worth 100 points. each answer can be no longer than 300 words. except within each question it is basically asking 5 questions. how the #$&! am i supposed to do that in 300 words yet still answer it well enough to get the absurd amount of points it is worth?

draw pictures

Draw a picture of Daryll Clark missing wide open receivers vs. Iowa and Pat Devlin standing on the sideline picking his butt