I have no RANDOM THOUGHTS, only plans as of yet unrefined

by **Bill McNeal** » Tue Feb 15, 2011 16:35:01

$100 bill dental dams?

by **The Crimson Cyclone** » Tue Feb 15, 2011 16:40:11

essentially

had a coupon on the back printed

they work VERY well in getting people to talk to me at the booth, I usually stand there stretching one and say "Your money goes further here!" They get curious and stop and then I show them my price leader (a pulley). Sounds corny but it works.

by **jerseyhoya** » Tue Feb 15, 2011 16:40:32

I could really use there being about 4 more hours between now and 11:30 tomorrow morning.

by **Barry Jive** » Tue Feb 15, 2011 16:51:04

forgot I'd be getting the SI Swimsuit Issue

got it

by **TenuredVulture** » Tue Feb 15, 2011 17:21:49

Should I bail on this pointless meeting? I'm bringing a magazine.

by **WheelsFellOff** » Tue Feb 15, 2011 17:22:40

TenuredVulture wrote:Should I bail on this pointless meeting? I'm bringing a magazine.

Heckle.

by **TenuredVulture** » Tue Feb 15, 2011 17:29:06

WheelsFellOff wrote:
TenuredVulture wrote:Should I bail on this pointless meeting? I'm bringing a magazine.

Heckle.

That will just make it longer.

by **Barry Jive** » Tue Feb 15, 2011 17:50:35

They're doing construction work next door. It's really fucking loud. So I guess I can't watch TV today. Resorting to playing music really loud instead.

by **swishnicholson** » Tue Feb 15, 2011 17:55:28

jerseyhoya wrote:I could really use there being about 4 more hours between now and 11:30 tomorrow morning.

Fly westward now. Telecommute from Samoa.

by **21McBride** » Tue Feb 15, 2011 18:01:41

Charlie Sheen is becoming the Charles Barkley of entertainment. His interview with Dan Patrick is fun.

by **Wizlah** » Tue Feb 15, 2011 18:31:49

I know I'm not as good at my other job, because I can get with the idea of sitting down at night to work on a copy-edit or a proof, but my brain balks slightly at the idea of looking over a risk assessment.

Also, a certain cycling body's risk assessment form sucks mightily beyond belief. But you didn't hear it from me.

Jesus, it's hideous.

by **Barry Jive** » Tue Feb 15, 2011 18:44:31

Holy crap, my cousin went and got married this weekend. His brother and sisters didn't even know about it. I guess his parents probably didn't, either.

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Tue Feb 15, 2011 19:07:00

do we have a bad salespeople thread? if the girl had told me that the pot was sold separately from the plant, I obviously would have ponied up for it. instead she slipped it out of the pot like a ninja and now I have dirt on my sill

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Tue Feb 15, 2011 19:29:38

thought for sure this letter was a party invite, yelled "Partyyyyyy!" to myself, turns out it's just a crummy thank you note

by **CalvinBall** » Tue Feb 15, 2011 19:33:32

Houshphandzadeh wrote:do we have a bad salespeople thread? if the girl had told me that the pot was sold separately from the plant, I obviously would have ponied up for it. instead she slipped it out of the pot like a ninja and now I have dirt on my sill

you walked out of the store without knowing this? i dont see how that is possible.

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Tue Feb 15, 2011 19:36:23

it was in a nice pot when I picked it out, while we were talking about it, when she brought it behind the counter. guess I was looking at something else when she took it out of the pot and put it in the bag. that really that hard to imagine?

by **The Dude** » Tue Feb 15, 2011 19:36:56

calvinball, ffs

by **CalvinBall** » Tue Feb 15, 2011 19:38:59

i mean yea. did someone else carry the bag home for you? werent you like hmm this is considerably lighter?

by **Wizlah** » Tue Feb 15, 2011 19:54:35

Filling out a late tax return on the piddling income I earned in 09/10. Had to reach for my reference books because I couldn't remember whether to hyphenate proofreading services and copy-editing services.

by **Grotewold** » Tue Feb 15, 2011 20:16:14

Calvin, board ombudsman

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