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Postby MrsVox » Thu Jan 21, 2010 13:23:57

Rev_Beezer wrote:I threw up everything I ate yesterday at about 8:00. Pain in stomach ever since. trying to sip water and cola syrup. Not really helping. I'm also having a panic attack, which is fun.

I hope I'm not dying.


my advice always stands -- gets yourself some pedialyte.

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Postby Phan In Phlorida » Thu Jan 21, 2010 15:01:24

Maybe I should've put this in the "deals" thread, because who doesn't want a FREE SPACE SHUTTLE ENGINE?!?!

Yup, NASA's having a garage sale.

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Postby CalvinBall » Thu Jan 21, 2010 16:40:30

7 feet of snow in flagstaff? didnt know that was possible.

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Postby jerseyhoya » Thu Jan 21, 2010 16:51:17

On a scale of 1-10, mpmcgraw pretending to be a Mets fan on foogiz is like a 9.8 on the things meant to happen scale.

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Postby BigEd76 » Thu Jan 21, 2010 17:17:15

those Big Mac wraps don't look that good

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Postby jerseyhoya » Thu Jan 21, 2010 17:19:35

With his latest response, I was wrong. More like 9.95.

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Postby jerseyhoya » Thu Jan 21, 2010 18:12:51

MLB getting David Wright to film the Haiti commercial is fitting because he's used to disasters

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Postby Bakestar » Thu Jan 21, 2010 19:05:33

jerseyhoya wrote:With his latest response, I was wrong. More like 9.95.


that thread brings the fun
Foreskin stupid

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Postby phatj » Thu Jan 21, 2010 22:19:08

Bakestar wrote:
jerseyhoya wrote:With his latest response, I was wrong. More like 9.95.


that thread brings the fun

link plz
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Postby SK790 » Thu Jan 21, 2010 22:25:59

CalvinBall wrote:7 feet of snow in flagstaff? didnt know that was possible.


It is.

Trust me, I'm a meteorologist.

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Postby Philly the Kid » Fri Jan 22, 2010 04:59:41

Houshphandzadeh wrote:when you go to the cobbler, do they give you a pair of loaners to wear home?


you back on the pipe? I flashed on an image of Houshphan walking the streets of Philly barefoot like Caine...

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Postby jerseyhoya » Fri Jan 22, 2010 10:21:37

My neck hurts from sleeping on it wrong last night

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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Fri Jan 22, 2010 10:33:00

What's Piscataway, New Jersey like?

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Postby Bucky » Fri Jan 22, 2010 10:34:50

jerseyhoya wrote:My neck hurts from sleeping on it wrong last night


try sleeping on your back or stomach or maybe even a side. I would think the neck would hurt no matter how you slept on it.

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Postby Bakestar » Fri Jan 22, 2010 10:38:43

Houshphandzadeh wrote:What's Piscataway, New Jersey like?


Rutgersy
Foreskin stupid

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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Fri Jan 22, 2010 10:42:32

tell me more

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Postby jerseyhoya » Fri Jan 22, 2010 10:43:43

Apparently lots of STDs

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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Fri Jan 22, 2010 10:48:22

last night I was at Drinkers with some friends and these two girls come up and the one girl says, "Do you like Dr. Dog?" and I go "Yeah, they're ok," and the girl is all, "OMG you know who Dr. Dog is??" and her friend says, "She doesn't even like Dr. Dog, she just likes guys who like Dr. Dog," and then Josh goes, "Dr. Dog fucking blows," and they left

it shoulda been Barry in my place, he'd a knocked it down

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Postby Woody » Fri Jan 22, 2010 10:52:21

Housh I think they were making fun of you for being a skinny jean hipster. You should have put down your PBR and smacked one of them
you sure do seem to have a lot of time on your hands to be on this forum? Do you have a job? Are you a shut-in?

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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Fri Jan 22, 2010 11:00:00

no I think they were serious. my girlfriend has stripped me of all personality anyway so I don't even look like a hipster anymore.

I also got hit on by a cougar last night. she goes, "oh, the Flyers are on?!" "it just ended. they won 2-0" that was that

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