Lunchmeats, Magic Tricks, And Other Random Thoughts

by **Barry Jive** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 22:17:57

I've had to go to the bank to make withdrawals the past couple weeks since I lost my debit card and I've been waiting for a new one. The results have been underwhelming.

by **drsmooth** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 22:18:31

CrashburnAlley wrote:I have decided to start punishing with awkward silence those who call me with nothing to say.

do you hire out? I'll send you my dear old ma's #

by **The Dude** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 22:19:24

td bank on white horse pike is not sexy

by **td11** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 22:24:34

YOU SHUT UP

by **CrashburnAlley** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 22:31:35

drsmooth wrote:
CrashburnAlley wrote:I have decided to start punishing with awkward silence those who call me with nothing to say.

do you hire out? I'll send you my dear old ma's #

Sure. I'll make sure it's reeeeal uncomfortable.

Edit: This forum looks cool in Google Chrome.

by **PrattRules** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 22:56:24

ITT Tech commercials are always interesting. The one I just saw included a girl who claimed her best friend was her mom and her true passion in life was coaching women's ice hockey. Apparently, ITT Tech helped her somehow. I thought she was hopeless.

by **Didn't I?** » Wed Jan 13, 2010 23:05:21

Slowhand wrote:I hardly ever actually go into a bank, but I think I need to start finding reasons to do so. I don't think I've ever been in a bank where there wasn't at least one hot teller.

Most of the tellers in my bank look like that chick from Precious. :cry:

by **td11** » Thu Jan 14, 2010 01:10:46

ROLLIN

by **Phan In Phlorida** » Thu Jan 14, 2010 03:19:00

Barry Jive wrote:LITO! Whoa oh oh ohhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

Listened to it twice on grooveshark and I swear to gawd this is what it sounds like he's singing...

Lido mister bow that day he lef' the shah
But that was all he mist an' he ain't commin' bah
In a tune stone bar Anna June join car he made a stah
Just long enough to grab a handle off th' tar
Next stop Chi Town Leo put the money down letter row
He say one more jive otter get it
One last shaw forder credit
One further row

Lido, woah
He's fortimied
He's fortha show
Fleeto be waitin' foe doh goat
Lido, woah
He say one more jive otter get it
One last shy former critter
One more for tharow

Lido vee rhine haddin' great big fine till he got the no
Sayin' total lie oh gloff and that was all she row
He be makin' like a feel I'm headin' for them boater lime goin' for bro
Sayin' one more head otta do it
This jie eh nuthin' to it
One more further row

Lido, woah
He's forty mime
Key for the show
Fleedoh bean waitin' for th' go
Lido, woah
One more jive otter get it
One left shark and we credit
One more father row

Neeto, woah
He's fortha mine
He's for the show
Fleeto bean waitin foe tha goat
Leeto, woah
One more tie otta get it..

by **mickbayne** » Thu Jan 14, 2010 03:45:28

smitty wrote:Anyways, now my wife makes almost all the pizza we eat and mick bayne can tell you it's pretty durn great.

troof.

by **Barry Jive** » Thu Jan 14, 2010 05:10:59

oh, i've got someone to punch. he doesn't even know what he did but he sure did it.

by **MrsVox** » Thu Jan 14, 2010 10:28:32

wow, the computers to register vox for school have been down all week, and now they are sloooooooooow.

by **Grotewold** » Thu Jan 14, 2010 10:32:30

Yesterday my office was a sauna and today it feels like the window's open. In the corner is an Eskimo wrapped in a blanket

by **The Crimson Cyclone** » Thu Jan 14, 2010 10:52:16

caved in last night at 8pm, just was too damn hungry- had a home made granola bar, back to my regular plan today

by **Wizlah** » Thu Jan 14, 2010 10:59:32

The least productive thought that jumps to the front of my mind when I'm sitting down trying to organise and plan my freelance workload:

'maybe I'll start planing AFTER I've reorganised and categorised my inbox'

Begone, foul time-wasting temptress.

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Thu Jan 14, 2010 11:13:31

so it might have been Gauguin who cut off Van Gogh's ear instead of the whole "cut it off himself and sent it to a prostitute" thing

by **Grotewold** » Thu Jan 14, 2010 11:15:17

slippery French fucks

by **Woody** » Thu Jan 14, 2010 11:55:45

Text "PABLUM" to 1077 to donate money toward Rico's effort to solve the world. Substitute "NOIZE" if you're just a hata

by **Barry Jive** » Thu Jan 14, 2010 14:23:11

Since I (still) don't have a check card from my bank and I'm going to Delaware to buy my MacBook today, I have to go to the bank, withdraw a large sum of money, and drive to Delaware with it. I'm less than 100% comfortable with this. I guess we'll find out if that lock on the glovebox actually works.

by **Woody** » Thu Jan 14, 2010 14:26:12

Barry Jive wrote:Since I (still) don't have a check card from my bank and I'm going to Delaware to buy my MacBook today, I have to go to the bank, withdraw a large sum of money, and drive to Delaware with it. I'm less than 100% comfortable with this. I guess we'll find out if that lock on the glovebox actually works.

Don't you have a credit card? That would seem to be the ideal solution for this dilemma

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