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Postby pacino » Sat Aug 28, 2010 12:46:02

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pacino wrote:Had a woman from work proselytize me after work today. I went to a place to get some grub after work, went to walk back to my car and was walking by my office building when she came out and proceeded to chat me up for thirty minutes. I guess I should've just told her I find it all BS, but didn't want any blowback from work. She kept saying she'd give me 'books' and that she knew I would find jesus christ. I seriously didn't know how to end it.

I guess I can't report this crap since it was after hours.

Anyone have any ideas on how to end this crap w/o just getting crappy with them? I told her 'not interested' and that wasn't enough. I told her I was agnostic as best and she said that 'no one is' and launched into why. I tried to say that the bible wasn't completely historically accurate and she said she saw on the 'history channels' that it was. I said I went to a catholic college and had to take several courses in theology and she responded with 'oh well that's not Christianity, THIS IS'. Sheesh!!! It works for her, great. Leave me alone.


oh, and aishwarya rai is amazing. let's discuss this further.


Always lie to those people and tell them that you are saved. Make up a date. That seems to satisfy them.


Yeah. They remember the date and circumstances. Tell them you were taking a dump and that's when it happened. That works good.

holy crap (ha), just saw this beez and smitty. She DID recount the exact date and time she 'found the face of god' and of course it was after a drug/alcohol binge. so didn't she just tell me she used to be an addict?
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Postby pacino » Sat Aug 28, 2010 13:06:27

this was a search from some random person that brought up my blog last night:

friday night and im so bored :(


aww
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Postby pacino » Sat Aug 28, 2010 20:41:29

thephan wrote:pacino's posting is one of the more important things revealed in weeks.

Calvinball wrote:Pacino was right.

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Postby Phan In Phlorida » Sun Aug 29, 2010 02:01:17

Interesting, but the inventor should've given his invention a different name.

Sounds like a condition you should see a doctor for, or something David Carradine would've paid extra for.

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Postby Harpua » Sun Aug 29, 2010 07:24:10

Phan In Phlorida wrote:Interesting, but the inventor should've given his invention a different name.

Sounds like a condition you should see a doctor for, or something David Carradine would've paid extra for.


Appropriate that you posted that, because this is in the product description:

The mounting area is made with a flexible rubber material to provide the best tightness.

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Postby td11 » Sun Aug 29, 2010 11:35:28

HAPPY SUNDAY YALL
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Postby td11 » Sun Aug 29, 2010 11:35:44

sunday is my least favorite day of the weekend
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Postby td11 » Sun Aug 29, 2010 11:35:55

except when there is football
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Postby Bakestar » Sun Aug 29, 2010 11:37:19

My knowledge of the Flipmode Squad's lesser members gained me entry into some serious underground suburban Essex hip-hop biz last night. Apparently I'm supposed to go to an underground release party in Orange tonight.
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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Sun Aug 29, 2010 11:39:11

that is kind of impressive. there's Rah Digga, Rampage, the short dude in all the Busta videos.... who else? are any of them any good?

also, what should I eat right now?

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Postby td11 » Sun Aug 29, 2010 11:42:24

i grilled a kielbasa and ate that bitch with some sauerkraut
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Postby Bakestar » Sun Aug 29, 2010 11:44:51

Houshphandzadeh wrote:that is kind of impressive. there's Rah Digga, Rampage, the short dude in all the Busta videos.... who else? are any of them any good?

also, what should I eat right now?


The short dude is Spliff Star, who allegedly claims to be a graduate of the same small Pennsylvania LAC as me. Our radio station had several recorded drops from him, so it's plausible I guess.

That was it. The fact that I knew Rampage the Last Boy Scout and owned his "Scout's Honor..." album just about blew their minds.

I had some yogurt earlier because my stomach has been feeling kind of sour and the gallon of Guinness I drank last night aggravated the situash.
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Postby Bakestar » Sun Aug 29, 2010 11:48:15

One of the most ridiculous/awesome experiences of my life was going into the booth with GZA and Killah Priest to record a station ID/promo. I got a fist pound.
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Postby Harpua » Sun Aug 29, 2010 12:13:57

Today would have been Michael's 52nd birthday.

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Postby drsmooth » Sun Aug 29, 2010 12:37:43

Bakestar wrote: Killah Priest


why this is not an alias for our Rev Beezer is among the things I do not understand
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Postby jerseyhoya » Sun Aug 29, 2010 12:58:23

All four of my classes are in the same classroom

Gon know every line in the wall by the end of the semester

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Postby pacino » Sun Aug 29, 2010 14:24:48

i just read a blog online where the guy was legit upset that he's been told to 'have a nice day' instead of 'thank you' when he buys stuff at stores. He's actually had them refund him money, and he's told managers. WTF? am i missing something here?
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Postby Bakestar » Sun Aug 29, 2010 14:54:12

I once killed a man who said "Thanks, have a good one."
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Postby 1 » Sun Aug 29, 2010 15:22:55

people who say things like "what are you doing? reading?" or "how was dinner? good?" have recently replaced people who say "your guys" when they mean "you" (plural) on my list of people who deserve a mouthful of knuckles
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Postby WheelsFellOff » Sun Aug 29, 2010 15:26:29

1 wrote:people who say things like "what are you doing? reading?" or "how was dinner? good?" have recently replaced people who say "your guys" when they mean "you" (plural) on my list of people who deserve a mouthful of knuckles


I don't follow, example sentence?
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