smitty wrote:Rev_Beezer wrote:pacino wrote:Had a woman from work proselytize me after work today. I went to a place to get some grub after work, went to walk back to my car and was walking by my office building when she came out and proceeded to chat me up for thirty minutes. I guess I should've just told her I find it all BS, but didn't want any blowback from work. She kept saying she'd give me 'books' and that she knew I would find jesus christ. I seriously didn't know how to end it.
I guess I can't report this crap since it was after hours.
Anyone have any ideas on how to end this crap w/o just getting crappy with them? I told her 'not interested' and that wasn't enough. I told her I was agnostic as best and she said that 'no one is' and launched into why. I tried to say that the bible wasn't completely historically accurate and she said she saw on the 'history channels' that it was. I said I went to a catholic college and had to take several courses in theology and she responded with 'oh well that's not Christianity, THIS IS'. Sheesh!!! It works for her, great. Leave me alone.
oh, and aishwarya rai is amazing. let's discuss this further.
Always lie to those people and tell them that you are saved. Make up a date. That seems to satisfy them.
Yeah. They remember the date and circumstances. Tell them you were taking a dump and that's when it happened. That works good.
holy crap (ha), just saw this beez and smitty. She DID recount the exact date and time she 'found the face of god' and of course it was after a drug/alcohol binge. so didn't she just tell me she used to be an addict?