"also, they might see my dong"

She prefers to call it her face poker.

when i first started my job, i got put for a few weeks at a desk in a different department while i waited on one in my own. i sat amongst a bunch of women. one morning, i was listening to a tenacious d cd on my computer, and somehow pulled my headphones chord partially out (so you still hear it, but everyone else can too at a fraction of the full volume) right at the beginning of "F her gently". dude.

uncle milt wrote:when i first started my job, i got put for a few weeks at a desk in a different department while i waited on one in my own. i sat amongst a bunch of women. one morning, i was listening to a tenacious d cd on my computer, and somehow pulled my headphones chord partially out (so you still hear it, but everyone else can too at a fraction of the full volume) right at the beginning of "F her gently". dude.

Not to be that story topper guy, but at my old internship, this guy at the cubicle next to me had his phone on speaker for a client. Then his angry wife called, but he still had the phone on speaker. She said something about him having a small dick and then he took it off speaker. We both pretended like it never happened.

It's so much more fun to read through threads with people on Ignore.

uncle milt wrote:when i first started my job, i got put for a few weeks at a desk in a different department while i waited on one in my own. i sat amongst a bunch of women. one morning, i was listening to a tenacious d cd on my computer, and somehow pulled my headphones chord partially out (so you still hear it, but everyone else can too at a fraction of the full volume) right at the beginning of "F her gently". dude.

At least it wasn't (the obviously NSFW)...

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9t46Zdq6n8[/youtube]
...don't think "sucky f***y sucky f***y" would've went over well in such a situation.

so my dad has surgery tomorrow at 6 am and decided happy hour tonight was a good way to prep

Could be worse.

yeah, just thought he'd be home by now

Well, we might be able to see Aurora Borealis (the northern lights) all the way in the mid-atlantic region tonight. Look to the north around midnight, preferably with a flar northern hemishpere view and very little city light.

well, depending on the time, he may be in one spot

or SEVERAL

barry can you send cops over to get these people below me

i'm still amazed that i can watch other people play cards on TV at more or less any hour of the day

so i was jumped last night and my wallet was stolen. do i have to get a new SS card???

wow. you alright? what happened?

god damn reading

pacino wrote:so i was jumped last night and my wallet was stolen. do i have to get a new SS card???

Sorry to hear that.

http://ssa-custhelp.ssa.gov/app/answers ... urity-card.

How is Miami if you're an out of shape whiteboy who hates the heat? Is there stuff other than beaches and clubs down there?

hookers and blow

i was not a big fan, I was there the week before xmas. i twas 88 and humid. I couldn't find any really cool places to hang out

edit: didn't have a lot of time to look, with work, though.