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Postby pacino » Fri Jul 16, 2010 16:48:43

OH man, Louis CK and his talk about shirt sex got Terry Gross and Fresh Air kicked off of public radio in Mississippi:
Louis CK: But if I'm with a woman and she wants to be with me, she must like me. I definitely have sex with my T-shirt on, always. I haven't had sex without a shirt on, God, since I was about 23."

Terry Gross: Is that true?

Louis CK: Yeah, I just don't think that's fair. I mean, you know, let her think she's with somebody decent, you know? ... I do have sex sometimes on the show, and there's a rule that I have to be on my back.

Terry Gross: Why, because your stomach flattens?

Louis C.K.: Well, no, God, no. I'm not laying back in that bed thinking, "I look awesome right now." It's because I think I should always be the victim of the sex. I don't think anyone wants to see me looming over her. I think that's an upsetting image. And then also, the mother-dog stomach that I get when I'm ... you get the point.

That's what someone complained about?
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Postby The Nightman Cometh » Fri Jul 16, 2010 16:53:10

phatj wrote:
The Nightman Cometh wrote:so I have high blood pressure.

I eat only virtually only meats so thats the likely culprit,

Riiiight

The Nightman Cometh wrote: but I'm kind of worried a workout supplement I took might have $#@! with something.

Really?

The Nightman Cometh wrote: I should probably go to the doctor.

Or stop eating things that aren't food.

Your sarcasm on the first quote irks me. I can not think of a single thing I eat on a regular basis that does not contain meat. I've always been like that though
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Postby z ipper » Fri Jul 16, 2010 17:35:39

girl i know just had her third abortion, four kids dead total. this last one really upset her though cause she can't have sex with anyone in punta cana now. whole trip ruined.

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Postby CalvinBall » Fri Jul 16, 2010 17:37:15

that is heart breaking really. its sad that abortion is used as birth control.

flame away!

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Postby Trent Steele » Fri Jul 16, 2010 17:38:44

z ipper wrote:girl i know just had her third abortion, four kids dead total. this last one really upset her though cause she can't have sex with anyone in punta cana now. whole trip ruined.


Isn't it easier to just take the pill or (if you cant afford the bill) have the dude wrap it up?
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Postby Trent Steele » Fri Jul 16, 2010 17:39:48

CalvinBall wrote:that is heart breaking really. its sad that abortion is used as birth control.

flame away!



I think even most pro-choice people (myself included) would agree that such behavior is awful.
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Postby Barry Jive » Fri Jul 16, 2010 17:43:29

Anybody live near Havertown? Come see my band play at Peabody's tonight. It's gonna be terrible
no offense but you are everything that's wrong with America

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Postby Woody » Fri Jul 16, 2010 17:44:53

Youtube video, please
you sure do seem to have a lot of time on your hands to be on this forum? Do you have a job? Are you a shut-in?

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Postby z ipper » Fri Jul 16, 2010 17:45:43

i generally don't care what other people do, so that makes me pro-choice in this debate, but the reasons some of these girls come up with for killing their feti are just so sad.

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Postby Woody » Fri Jul 16, 2010 17:47:33

Woody wrote:Youtube video, please


Note: of Barry's band, not the abortion
you sure do seem to have a lot of time on your hands to be on this forum? Do you have a job? Are you a shut-in?

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Postby CalvinBall » Fri Jul 16, 2010 17:49:00

z ipper wrote:i generally don't care what other people do, so that makes me pro-choice in this debate, but the reasons some of these girls come up with for killing their feti are just so sad.


so you do care?

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Postby z ipper » Fri Jul 16, 2010 17:50:34

CalvinBall wrote:
z ipper wrote:i generally don't care what other people do, so that makes me pro-choice in this debate, but the reasons some of these girls come up with for killing their feti are just so sad.


so you do care?


ugh i wish you were aborted

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Postby phatj » Fri Jul 16, 2010 17:54:08

The Nightman Cometh wrote:
phatj wrote:
The Nightman Cometh wrote:so I have high blood pressure.

I eat only virtually only meats so thats the likely culprit,

Riiiight

The Nightman Cometh wrote: but I'm kind of worried a workout supplement I took might have $#@! with something.

Really?

The Nightman Cometh wrote: I should probably go to the doctor.

Or stop eating things that aren't food.

Your sarcasm on the first quote irks me. I can not think of a single thing I eat on a regular basis that does not contain meat. I've always been like that though

It was actually you assuming in one breath that the meat was the culprit while in the next acknowledging the supplements you take that prompted the sarcasm.
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Postby Barry Jive » Fri Jul 16, 2010 17:55:29

Woody wrote:
Woody wrote:Youtube video, please


Note: of Barry's band, not the abortion


six of one, half dozen of the other

but seriously, I'll ask someone to take some crappy video of us
no offense but you are everything that's wrong with America

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Postby The Nightman Cometh » Fri Jul 16, 2010 17:59:24

phatj wrote:
The Nightman Cometh wrote:
phatj wrote:
The Nightman Cometh wrote:so I have high blood pressure.

I eat only virtually only meats so thats the likely culprit,

Riiiight

The Nightman Cometh wrote: but I'm kind of worried a workout supplement I took might have $#@! with something.

Really?

The Nightman Cometh wrote: I should probably go to the doctor.

Or stop eating things that aren't food.

Your sarcasm on the first quote irks me. I can not think of a single thing I eat on a regular basis that does not contain meat. I've always been like that though

It was actually you assuming in one breath that the meat was the culprit while in the next acknowledging the supplements you take that prompted the sarcasm.

Well I haven't taken any fir about a month so it could be a supplement but that would also likely mean my kidney or what not is damaged which seems unlikely since I have no other symptoms.
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Postby PrattRules » Fri Jul 16, 2010 18:27:06

I've always considered Nightman to be an equal on this board because we started posting around the same time. Today, I think I'm better, unless I fuck up tonight.
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Postby PrattRules » Fri Jul 16, 2010 18:30:21

It takes 42 minutes to make a Marie Calender Turkey Dinner in the oven. You better believe I'm nuking that sob.
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Postby The Dude » Fri Jul 16, 2010 21:05:28

looks like a vodka and wii bowling night
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Postby CalvinBall » Fri Jul 16, 2010 23:35:49

PrattRules wrote:I've always considered Nightman to be an equal on this board because we started posting around the same time. Today, I think I'm better, unless I $#@! up tonight.


he used to post under another name. he was more hilarious then.

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Postby CrashburnAlley » Sat Jul 17, 2010 02:10:44

Barry Jive wrote:
Woody wrote:
Woody wrote:Youtube video, please


Note: of Barry's band, not the abortion


six of one, half dozen of the other

but seriously, I'll ask someone to take some crappy video of us


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