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Postby TenuredVulture » Thu Jul 22, 2010 13:09:30

mozartpc27 wrote:
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mozartpc27 wrote:I hate stores with philosophies, and my wife loves them. "Organic" is like the latest $#@! nouveau-riche yuppie fad as far as I'm concerned, and apparently my wife is all of those things now, though she must be robbing banks to get the money cause I sure don't have it.

But someone out there must want to defend these places.

Wal-Mart has a mission - to sell you crap. As much as I loathe Wal-Mart, I respect that.


I'm no Wal-Mart fan, but I'd take them every day of the week and twice on Sunday over Whole Foods. Here's a store that appeals to the misguided sense of social justice of its customers while most of its employees are treated like employees at most other non-union retail outlets: as little health care given as possible, as few "full time" work positions available as possible (instead they rely on 32 hour work weeks for as many employees as possible, none of whom qualify for full time "benefits" - like minimal health insurance policies and even a week's worth of vacation time), etc.

It's one thing to be a total dick and be honest about it (Wal-Mart). You know who they are when you go in there. Whole Foods cultivates one kind of reputation, and one sort of customer, while behaving, in essence, just like Wal-Mart with respect to its own employees.


On top of that, the merchandise isn't really that great. It seems to be banking on the idea that a certain kind of consumer gets a thrill out of paying 50% more for stuff that looks "pretty" and "authentic".
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Postby kruker » Thu Jul 22, 2010 13:16:46

I'm going to Whole Foods right now. I dig on the bargain bins for my steel cut oatmeal. And, I'm only partially joking about this, there is no better place to see hot ass on Miami Beach than in the Whole Foods. Better than the beach, better than the strip clubs, better than the bars and Lincoln Road. If there weren't cops all over the place, I'd take pictures and start a website that would, no doubt, get a bajillion hits. I've almost perfected the art of drowning out all the yuppie, douchery around me.
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Postby Werthless » Thu Jul 22, 2010 13:21:03

Starting today, for no reason I can imagine, an airhorn goes off about 10 seconds before each Septa train goes by. I live right next to the tracks, and I'm about 3 more train passes away before I go outside with a baseball bat looking for the source.

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Postby Werthless » Thu Jul 22, 2010 13:24:54

Ok, after going outside, it appears that workers are cutting down trees or something right next to the track. So one of the worker's jobs is to stand watch for trains, blowing the airhorn with each oncoming train. I'm glad this will not be a permanent nuisance.

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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Thu Jul 22, 2010 13:25:00

mozartpc27 wrote:
phatj wrote:
mozartpc27 wrote:I hate stores with philosophies, and my wife loves them. "Organic" is like the latest $#@! nouveau-riche yuppie fad as far as I'm concerned, and apparently my wife is all of those things now, though she must be robbing banks to get the money cause I sure don't have it.

But someone out there must want to defend these places.

Wal-Mart has a mission - to sell you crap. As much as I loathe Wal-Mart, I respect that.


I'm no Wal-Mart fan, but I'd take them every day of the week and twice on Sunday over Whole Foods. Here's a store that appeals to the misguided sense of social justice of its customers while most of its employees are treated like employees at most other non-union retail outlets: as little health care given as possible, as few "full time" work positions available as possible (instead they rely on 32 hour work weeks for as many employees as possible, none of whom qualify for full time "benefits" - like minimal health insurance policies and even a week's worth of vacation time), etc.

It's one thing to be a total dick and be honest about it (Wal-Mart). You know who they are when you go in there. Whole Foods cultivates one kind of reputation, and one sort of customer, while behaving, in essence, just like Wal-Mart with respect to its own employees.

Target is the best

I think the fact that my cat won't eat organic wet food really tip the scales or nuked the fridge or something

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Postby Soren » Thu Jul 22, 2010 13:54:28

def the last time I get fast food. The end product literally smelled exactly the same as it did going in
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Postby VoxOrion » Thu Jul 22, 2010 13:56:30

I think you are taking the wrong lesson from the experience. The way I read it, you need to improve your decision making and not eat food that smells like shit. It's like, one of those things little kids figure out pretty early on.
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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Thu Jul 22, 2010 13:57:37

how many kids count as a person?

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Postby Grotewold » Thu Jul 22, 2010 13:58:06

Houshphandzadeh wrote:how many kids count as a person?


Breast fed or bottle

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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Thu Jul 22, 2010 14:01:21

hold on, I will ask

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Postby BigEd76 » Thu Jul 22, 2010 14:10:14

Contra! :h:

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Postby Marion » Thu Jul 22, 2010 14:34:30

My weekend starts in 90 minutes. Please be a fast 90 minutes.

The downside is, we have a 7 hour drive in front of us. Damn Friday wedding in New York.
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Postby uncle milt » Thu Jul 22, 2010 15:53:11

Marion wrote:The downside is, we have a 7 hour drive in front of us. Damn Friday wedding in New York.


yo- hook up with a bridesmaid!

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Postby CFP » Thu Jul 22, 2010 18:00:03

Erin O'Hearn is beyond hot

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Postby kruker » Thu Jul 22, 2010 18:05:45

I get to start reading Foobooz again with the possibility of actually hitting up some of the recommendations. Oh happy days. I've been reading this smarmy food blog down here for a year and have had my fill.

And on a somewhat related note: "it's how they do it in New York" or any such derivation is not a justification for anything good.
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Postby meatball » Thu Jul 22, 2010 19:27:44

Ever since the new spicy chicken sandwich hit the menu, I'm a twice per week Chik Fil-A guy. Shit delicious.

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Postby Slowhand » Thu Jul 22, 2010 19:40:01

meatball wrote:Ever since the new spicy chicken sandwich hit the menu, I'm a twice per week Chik Fil-A guy. $#@! delicious.


I can never go back to their regular sandwich.
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Postby pacino » Thu Jul 22, 2010 20:10:18

I forgot what happens about 5 hours after I eat a sandwich at Arby's. There's a reason I don't eat there more often, despite liking the taste of their beef sandwiches. oh no
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Postby Bucky » Thu Jul 22, 2010 20:14:28

Slowhand wrote:
meatball wrote:Ever since the new spicy chicken sandwich hit the menu, I'm a twice per week Chik Fil-A guy. $#@! delicious.


I can never go back to their regular sandwich.


sounds good, but I'm boycotting them because of The Beez

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Postby Trent Steele » Thu Jul 22, 2010 20:54:16

FOR THE LOVE GOD PLEASE STOP
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