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by **Bill McNeal** » Thu Jul 22, 2010 11:28:54

Website · by **Wolfgang622** » Thu Jul 22, 2010 11:35:28

phatj wrote:If only there was a website that we were just talking about that could answer such questions

If I ask Google, I get the answer, but without any snarm, snark, or personality. Where's the fun in that?

by **jerseyhoya** » Thu Jul 22, 2010 11:36:50

mozartpc27 wrote:
phatj wrote:If only there was a website that we were just talking about that could answer such questions

If I ask Google, I get the answer, but without any snarm, snark, or personality. Where's the fun in that?

That's not what we're trying to accomplish here

Website · by **Wolfgang622** » Thu Jul 22, 2010 11:39:30

jerseyhoya wrote:
mozartpc27 wrote:
phatj wrote:If only there was a website that we were just talking about that could answer such questions

If I ask Google, I get the answer, but without any snarm, snark, or personality. Where's the fun in that?

That's not what we're trying to accomplish here

Why don't they just call "Incognito mode" "pederasty" mode instead?

by **jerseyhoya** » Thu Jul 22, 2010 11:40:48

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cvUjFmjAJg[/youtube]

Shouldn't have done that

by **phatj** » Thu Jul 22, 2010 11:42:08

jerseyhoya wrote:
mozartpc27 wrote:
phatj wrote:If only there was a website that we were just talking about that could answer such questions

If I ask Google, I get the answer, but without any snarm, snark, or personality. Where's the fun in that?

That's not what we're trying to accomplish here

Exactly

Website · by **Wolfgang622** » Thu Jul 22, 2010 11:43:12

jerseyhoya wrote:[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cvUjFmjAJg[/youtube]

Shouldn't have done that

zOMG riot police on the field interacting with the players!?!?!?! This adds a whole new dimension to pro sports I'd never thought of before!

Website · by **Wolfgang622** » Thu Jul 22, 2010 11:44:19

phatj wrote:
jerseyhoya wrote:
mozartpc27 wrote:
phatj wrote:If only there was a website that we were just talking about that could answer such questions

If I ask Google, I get the answer, but without any snarm, snark, or personality. Where's the fun in that?

That's not what we're trying to accomplish here

Exactly

I'm amused by the implied notion that BSG now is some kind of project with goals, a guiding philosophy, etc. I thought it was just a bunch of stuff that happened.

by **WheelsFellOff** » Thu Jul 22, 2010 11:48:41

mozartpc27 wrote:
phatj wrote:
jerseyhoya wrote:
mozartpc27 wrote:
phatj wrote:If only there was a website that we were just talking about that could answer such questions

If I ask Google, I get the answer, but without any snarm, snark, or personality. Where's the fun in that?

That's not what we're trying to accomplish here

Exactly

I'm amused by the implied notion that BSG now is some kind of project with goals, a guiding philosophy, etc. I thought it was just a bunch of stuff that happened.

Didn't you read the mission statement? This is not going to be reflected on positively in your quarterly review...

Website · by **Wolfgang622** » Thu Jul 22, 2010 11:50:58

My head itches because my wife buys the shampoo, and she only gets Head and Shoulders (why I don't know - she doesn't have dandruff and neither do I) and some shit from Whole Foods that is like water, so I just always use the Head and Shoulders, figuring, "What can it hurt?" Well, my scalp, evidently.

Website · by **Wolfgang622** » Thu Jul 22, 2010 11:53:16

I hate stores with philosophies, and my wife loves them. "Organic" is like the latest bullshit nouveau-riche yuppie fad as far as I'm concerned, and apparently my wife is all of those things now, though she must be robbing banks to get the money cause I sure don't have it.

But someone out there must want to defend these places.

by **WheelsFellOff** » Thu Jul 22, 2010 11:54:13

*sniff* *sniff*

Smells like PtK bait in here...

by **phatj** » Thu Jul 22, 2010 11:54:39

mozartpc27 wrote:
jerseyhoya wrote:
mozartpc27 wrote:
phatj wrote:If only there was a website that we were just talking about that could answer such questions

If I ask Google, I get the answer, but without any snarm, snark, or personality. Where's the fun in that?

That's not what we're trying to accomplish here

Why don't they just call "Incognito mode" "pederasty" mode instead?

You can call it that...

Website · by **Wolfgang622** » Thu Jul 22, 2010 11:56:17

phatj wrote:
mozartpc27 wrote:
jerseyhoya wrote:
mozartpc27 wrote:
phatj wrote:If only there was a website that we were just talking about that could answer such questions

If I ask Google, I get the answer, but without any snarm, snark, or personality. Where's the fun in that?

That's not what we're trying to accomplish here

Why don't they just call "Incognito mode" "pederasty" mode instead?

You can call it that...

This is one of those jokes that has a high chance of backfiring in the form of an FBI raid on my house, isn't it?

by **phatj** » Thu Jul 22, 2010 11:58:54

mozartpc27 wrote:I hate stores with philosophies, and my wife loves them. "Organic" is like the latest $#@! nouveau-riche yuppie fad as far as I'm concerned, and apparently my wife is all of those things now, though she must be robbing banks to get the money cause I sure don't have it.

But someone out there must want to defend these places.

Wal-Mart has a mission - to sell you crap. As much as I loathe Wal-Mart, I respect that.

by **VoxOrion** » Thu Jul 22, 2010 12:02:21

Isn't "organic" like, so 2003?

by **Bill McNeal** » Thu Jul 22, 2010 12:04:45

mozartpc27 wrote:My head itches because my wife buys the shampoo, and she only gets Head and Shoulders (why I don't know - she doesn't have dandruff and neither do I) and some $#@! from Whole Foods that is like water, so I just always use the Head and Shoulders, figuring, "What can it hurt?" Well, my scalp, evidently.

I bought target brand head and shoulders once. After using it for a few days it made my hair smell like dirty shoes. I think if I hadn't used anything to wash my hair, it would have been better than what that stuff did to me.

so ya know... it could be worse.

Website · by **Wolfgang622** » Thu Jul 22, 2010 12:05:30

phatj wrote:
mozartpc27 wrote:I hate stores with philosophies, and my wife loves them. "Organic" is like the latest $#@! nouveau-riche yuppie fad as far as I'm concerned, and apparently my wife is all of those things now, though she must be robbing banks to get the money cause I sure don't have it.

But someone out there must want to defend these places.

Wal-Mart has a mission - to sell you crap. As much as I loathe Wal-Mart, I respect that.

I'm no Wal-Mart fan, but I'd take them every day of the week and twice on Sunday over Whole Foods. Here's a store that appeals to the misguided sense of social justice of its customers while most of its employees are treated like employees at most other non-union retail outlets: as little health care given as possible, as few "full time" work positions available as possible (instead they rely on 32 hour work weeks for as many employees as possible, none of whom qualify for full time "benefits" - like minimal health insurance policies and even a week's worth of vacation time), etc.

It's one thing to be a total dick and be honest about it (Wal-Mart). You know who they are when you go in there. Whole Foods cultivates one kind of reputation, and one sort of customer, while behaving, in essence, just like Wal-Mart with respect to its own employees.

by **Bucky** » Thu Jul 22, 2010 13:03:12

WheelsFellOff wrote:*sniff* *sniff*

Smells like pacino bait in here...

by **kruker** » Thu Jul 22, 2010 13:08:42

mozartpc27 wrote:I hate stores with philosophies, and my wife loves them. "Organic" is like the latest $#@! nouveau-riche yuppie fad as far as I'm concerned, and apparently my wife is all of those things now, though she must be robbing banks to get the money cause I sure don't have it.

But someone out there must want to defend these places.

One of my favorite questions when I'm working at the bar, and I get this a few times a night, is "what organic beers do you have?" Ridiculous.

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