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Postby Werthless » Mon Jul 19, 2010 13:47:27

Freaking magnets, how do they work?

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Postby CalvinBall » Mon Jul 19, 2010 13:47:55

fine mock me. this is a serious issue in my life right now.

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Postby Werthless » Mon Jul 19, 2010 13:50:06

Also, nothing can ruin salsa more than too much cilantro.

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Postby CalvinBall » Mon Jul 19, 2010 13:51:23

or finding a pube in it.

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Postby uncle milt » Mon Jul 19, 2010 13:53:04

CalvinBall wrote:i finally organized all my socks after having them unpaired for a while now. i am missing about 5 mates. where the hell do those things go?


so does this mean you've been wearing mismatched socks?

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Postby CalvinBall » Mon Jul 19, 2010 13:54:05

uncle milt wrote:
CalvinBall wrote:i finally organized all my socks after having them unpaired for a while now. i am missing about 5 mates. where the hell do those things go?


so does this mean you've been wearing mismatched socks?


no. they have just been laying in a big pile and whenever i need a pair i search through it until i find two socks that match.

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Postby Werthless » Mon Jul 19, 2010 13:57:06

I sneeze when I go outside in the sun

I cringe at the "sound" of cotton balls

I sometimes sneeze after eating chocolate

I sweat when I eat spicy foods or even just a strong mint


But I think you guys are even weirder.

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Postby Barry Jive » Mon Jul 19, 2010 13:57:28

I've been at PECO for about an hour and a half. Still have 9 more numbers before I'm up. And I have work in an hour. Gonna be a close one.
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Postby Bucky » Mon Jul 19, 2010 14:03:18

So I've had enough. I'm making an appointment with the orthopod to talk about getting both knees replaced.

This means Ima gonna need volunteers to shuttle me to PT every day for about six weeks after surgery. We should be able to get enough people so everybody only has to do it once. Signup sheet will be posted in the Hall of Fame Board.

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Postby Woody » Mon Jul 19, 2010 14:04:15

Man, brutal. good luck.

Are you at least eligible for a free Hoveround
you sure do seem to have a lot of time on your hands to be on this forum? Do you have a job? Are you a shut-in?

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Postby Barry Jive » Mon Jul 19, 2010 15:04:43

Barry Jive wrote:I've been at PECO for about an hour and a half. Still have 9 more numbers before I'm up. And I have work in an hour. Gonna be a close one.


I sat with headphones on to tune out the nusiance of the surrounding conversation and crying babies, staring intently at the number on the wall that refused to change. It held at 227 for 15 minutes. It swithed to 228. I took off my headphones. It switched to 229, my number. I stood up and walked up. It switched to 230. The security guard told me she called my number three times and told me to take another number. I was livid. I talked to the supervisor and she agreed to let me go next. The security guard still let someone else go ahead of me. But two and a half hours later, I was served. Thanks, PECO!
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Postby Bakestar » Mon Jul 19, 2010 15:09:24

Good luck Bucky, we're all counting on you.
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Postby Barry Jive » Mon Jul 19, 2010 15:59:41

Bucky, I can give you rides if you pick me up
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Postby Bill McNeal » Mon Jul 19, 2010 16:17:53

my last 3 jersey purchases have been

Westbrook
Gagne
Werth


I think I'm done with the Jersey thing.
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Postby Trent Steele » Mon Jul 19, 2010 16:22:08

Bill McNeal wrote:my last 3 jersey purchases have been

Westbrook
Gagne
Werth


I think I'm done with the Jersey thing.


plz get an ibanez jersey okthanksbye
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Postby Phan In Phlorida » Mon Jul 19, 2010 16:22:46

Bucky wrote:So I've had enough. I'm making an appointment with the orthopod to talk about getting both knees replaced.

This means Ima gonna need volunteers to shuttle me to PT every day for about six weeks after surgery. We should be able to get enough people so everybody only has to do it once. Signup sheet will be posted in the Hall of Fame Board.

Don't think they'd do both at the same time because the surgery is rather lengthy (and somewhat physically taxing... they use like a 3 pound sledge).

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Postby WilliamC » Mon Jul 19, 2010 16:23:35

Damn Bucky. Hope you get some pain free good knees. Good luck
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Postby The Nightman Cometh » Mon Jul 19, 2010 21:56:49

Has anyone ever been to punta cana? I think I'm going there with some friends over winter break
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Postby Phight On! » Mon Jul 19, 2010 23:56:04

CalvinBall wrote:i finally organized all my socks after having them unpaired for a while now. i am missing about 5 mates. where the hell do those things go?


I stick mine to the wall when I think about Megan Fox.
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Postby CalvinBall » Tue Jul 20, 2010 00:02:02

anyone have a beach house they can let me use for a weekend in september? would need it for about 20 people to be with some high school kids that i work with. PM ME! serious offers only!

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