A huge cicada flew into my house tonight. Fortunately one of my cats dispatched it. Those things are gross.

why do you have cats if you think they are gross?

I still really can't believe this, but one of the cutest/hottest/amazing girls I've seen in the last year walked into graybar while I was there yesterday.
This girl had a body that was chiseled out of perfection, and you can tell she was a working girl. I left before I could make an idiot out myself. ill never forget that though

if i line the roof of my mouth with fruit roll-ups while i eat cap'n crunch i think i'll be safe

philliesr98 wrote:i hate freeze pops

well then i suppose you would not have shared the same enthusiasm that i did if you were to find a bag of freeze pops stashed in your garage freezer now would you?

How much would you have to be paid to sit through a stand up comedy show starring mozart, jfly and calvin?

jerseyhoya wrote:How much would you have to be paid to sit through a stand up comedy show starring mozart, jfly and calvin?

2 Words: Open Bar

jerseyhoya wrote:How much would you have to be paid to sit through a stand up comedy show starring mozart, jfly and calvin?

PiP as opening act

"Public housing? For a minute I thought it said pubic!!"

*uproarious laughter*

Woody wrote:

jerseyhoya wrote:How much would you have to be paid to sit through a stand up comedy show starring mozart, jfly and calvin?

PiP as opening act

"Public housing? For a minute I thought it said pubic!!"

*uproarious laughter*

Triple H as emcee.

"Tonight will be funny because our performers are telling jokes, which Merriam Webster defines as 'something said or done to provoke laughter.'"

I'll write all of this in to the 2008 Wheelies after-party performances

went for a run at 1130 last night and probably sweated more than i ever have.

what really bugs me about my wife watching the country music channel is that there are clearly between 5 to 10 songwriters getting steady work in nashville.

the east asian cataloger just told me I was gaining weight, then elaborated that she is often bad at telling when people are gaining weight but that with me it is very obvious.

I thought they were really into tact over there.

1 wrote:what really bugs me about my wife watching the country music channel is that there are clearly between 5 to 10 songwriters getting steady work in nashville.

you think it's that many?

Houshphandzadeh wrote:the east asian cataloger just told me I was gaining weight, then elaborated that she is often bad at telling when people are gaining weight but that with me it is very obvious.

I thought they were really into tact over there.

I think what she is telling you is that she is very attentive to girth.

Houshphandzadeh wrote:the east asian cataloger just told me I was gaining weight, then elaborated that she is often bad at telling when people are gaining weight but that with me it is very obvious.

jesus christ

big ed, everybody

this whole walking to and from work thing was an awful idea. i better lose like 100 pounds by Christmas