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by Barry Jive » Sun Jul 04, 2010 11:14:53
wat
no offense but you are everything that's wrong with America
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by Houshphandzadeh » Sun Jul 04, 2010 11:15:20
primo's probably isn't open is it?
edit: here im thinking it's saturday
edit: here im thinking it's saturday
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by Houshphandzadeh » Sun Jul 04, 2010 11:26:21
are Wizards more indigenous to Washington or Kansas City?
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by Houshphandzadeh » Sun Jul 04, 2010 12:01:08
sitting on the dock of the bay
watching a hot dog eating contest
watching a hot dog eating contest
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by Houshphandzadeh » Sun Jul 04, 2010 12:03:56
straight out of an SNL skit, this guy gets the hot dog champ's name wrong, his partner corrects him and dude doesn't even understand what's happening
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by CalvinBall » Sun Jul 04, 2010 16:23:30
honestly have nothing to do. i feel kidna sad. all my friends have plans and didnt include me. thanks assholes.
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by drsmooth » Sun Jul 04, 2010 17:11:35
CalvinBall wrote:honestly have nothing to do. i feel kidna sad. all my friends have plans and didnt include me. thanks asshat.
good luck calvin, of course there are many things you can divert yourself with but if you have access to 4-5 hours of Count Basie (Joe Williams vocals) circa 1959 I recommendi it
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by jerseyhoya » Sun Jul 04, 2010 17:28:26
We got this 3 375 ml thing of Makers Mark with Red, White and Blue wax tops. Basically I've never been more proud of $40 I've spent in my whole life.
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by SK790 » Sun Jul 04, 2010 18:13:02
CalvinBall wrote:honestly have nothing to do. i feel kidna sad. all my friends have plans and didnt include me. thanks asshat.
My family is having their picnic tomorrow for some reason. Luckily, I had to work all day today anyway.
I like teh waether
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by meatball » Sun Jul 04, 2010 19:37:44
back a few months, meatball wrote:Tuesday morning quick story:
My dad met a nurse in the early '70s while stationed at an Airforce base in Texas. They were together 3 months before he asked her to marry him. He was leaving for Vietnam the next day. She said yes, and they agreed to get married during his r&r in Hawaii in six months.
Cut to Hawaii....she steps off the plane and says she reconsidered, that she's just not quite ready to get married. They still have fun for 10 days in Hawaii, but it was a real ball-buster knowing he had to go back to 'Nam after all that happened.
3 years later he meets another nurse at a VA hospital in Delaware. He actually marries this one and makes a Meatball out of it along the way. Then they separate after 27 years.
37 years after they meet, 1970s Airforce nurse finds my dad on Facebook. 3 months later he tells me they're getting married July 4th of this year. She lives in Memphis but is moving here to be with him in the house I grew up in (the house my mom made).
My dad just bought New Wife a '95 Buick Lesabre.
These are interesting times we live in.
Yeah, so my dad and the nurse got married today. It was actually very sweet and not that weird. They're headed to a bed and breakfast tonight to presumably get freaky. God bless America.
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by jerseyhoya » Sun Jul 04, 2010 21:51:46
jerseyhoya wrote:We got this 3 375 ml thing of Makers Mark with Red, White and Blue wax tops. Basically I've never been more proud of $40 I've spent in my whole life.
I took one, my cousin took one, and others are sharing the third. Mostly done. Kind of hiding from the fireworks after a set went in among people on the beach. Also, putting the whiskey in the freezer so the end is nice and chilly. Have almost forgotten the 7th inning.
God bless America.
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by my cousin mose » Mon Jul 05, 2010 00:22:49
are the deftones for realsies coming to charleston in september?
do i really have enough nostalgic interest in them now to shell out more money and effort i'd like to go see them?
do i really have enough nostalgic interest in them now to shell out more money and effort i'd like to go see them?
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by jerseyhoya » Mon Jul 05, 2010 12:19:43
Who could have predicted drinking all that whiskey would have had negative consequences the next day
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