National Kick a Random Thought Day

by **Barry Jive** » Sat May 01, 2010 00:08:15

i think you're supposed to hire an escort

by **CalvinBall** » Sat May 01, 2010 00:16:42

well i am spending the night in the grooms hotel room with him. he is still out at whatever bar i left him and a lot of other people at. so im watching the lakers!

by **Phight On!** » Sat May 01, 2010 02:04:50

Barry Jive wrote:i think you're supposed to hire an escort

When me and my friends (like 20 of us) would go to Preakness weekend the first thing they did was get the yellow pages and pick out a few numbers just in case but it was always like shooting fish in a barrel there. If you couldn't get laid at Fells Point with all the bars there your game was crazy weak. All I know is Roger Goodell would have suspended most of us for 5 seasons.

by **Grotewold** » Sat May 01, 2010 09:06:55

CalvinBall wrote:well i am spending the night in the grooms hotel room with him. he is still out at whatever bar i left him and a lot of other people at.

legend

by **Woody** » Sat May 01, 2010 10:14:42

Now we can add terrible friend to the list that already includes terrible son and serial creeper

by **pacino** » Sat May 01, 2010 10:20:41

i think i love this guy

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZD78-CCPhAQ[/youtube]

by **CrashburnAlley** » Sat May 01, 2010 14:21:56

wtf

http://www.smh.com.au/nsw/rape-of-woman ... -tzai.html

The jury of six men and six women heard Mr Gonzalez, 23, had allegedly pushed the woman on to his bed, ripping off her size six skinny jeans and underpants before the attack.

In his defence, Mr Gonzalez, a navy cook, said the sex was consensual.

During the trial the jury sent a note to the judge asking for more information about ''how exactly Nick took off her jeans''.

''I doubt those kind of jeans can be removed without any sort of collaboration,'' the note read.

by **swishnicholson** » Sat May 01, 2010 15:13:35

Dehydrated trips to the scale are the best trips to the scale there are.

by **CrashburnAlley** » Sat May 01, 2010 18:14:17

Girl I saw in high school, who I hadn't talked to since HS, friend requests me on Facebook. I accept, check her profile, and log off. Check back several hours later to see what she's up to and her profile is deleted. Weird. Am I being Facebook stalked? 8-)

by **The Dude** » Sat May 01, 2010 18:29:01

that's gotta be it

by **CrashburnAlley** » Sat May 01, 2010 18:29:25

In retrospect, my summary makes ME seem like the stalker. Guess I'll go buy a ski mask.

by **Harpua** » Sat May 01, 2010 21:26:51

Got a haircut today. Feeling fresh and clean and cool. The girl who gave me the haircut was good-looking, which is always nice, but moreover, the touch she had was absurdly awesome. I don't know exactly how to phrase it. She took her time, it was like she was caressing my head (cue PiP and the "she shampooed my head so gently" remark). I might pay her just to pretend to give me a haircut.

by **jerseyhoya** » Sat May 01, 2010 23:26:25

Thousands cleared from Times Square due to a bomb scare.

by **Phight On!** » Sat May 01, 2010 23:30:52

I have had the same haircut for over 10 years now.

Before that I shaved my head bald and grew a gnarly go-tee. I'd like to go back to that look but my wife says I look like "an axe murderer" in old pictures so she isn't having it.

by **CalvinBall** » Sat May 01, 2010 23:37:51

how am i a serial creeper?

by **Phan In Phlorida** » Sun May 02, 2010 01:46:07

jerseyhoya wrote:Thousands cleared from Times Square due to a bomb scare.

C'mon New Yorkers, it was just one game fer cryin' out loud.

by **Barry Jive** » Sun May 02, 2010 01:49:16

CalvinBall wrote:how am i a serial creeper?

you forgot that craigslist thing already?

by **Trent Steele** » Sun May 02, 2010 09:42:23

Son's First Communion FTMFW, bitches

by **phatj** » Sun May 02, 2010 13:10:26

I have this former friend whose email account seems to have been compromised and I get spam from him all the time. I can't figure out how to make Gmail automatically send anything from him to Spam. Am I missing something? If I report any individual email from him as spam, it goes away, but the next one goes to my Inbox.

by **Woody** » Sun May 02, 2010 13:12:53

Create a filter>spam based on the From e-mail address

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