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by **ReadingPhilly** » Sun Apr 25, 2010 12:24:09

i haven't been to pizza hut in forever. do they have the lunch buffet on the weekends?

by **PrattRules** » Sun Apr 25, 2010 12:43:46

ReadingPhilly wrote:i haven't been to pizza hut in forever. do they have the lunch buffet on the weekends?

I think only certain locations.

by **Slowhand** » Sun Apr 25, 2010 14:28:18

I had sleep paralysis for the second time in my life this morning. I don't know how many of you have experienced it, but that shit is frightening.

by **phatj** » Sun Apr 25, 2010 14:44:12

Slowhand wrote:I had sleep paralysis for the second time in my life this morning. I don't know how many of you have experienced it, but that $#@! is frightening.

You mean when you can't move an arm or leg? I've had that once and it was freaky.

by **Slowhand** » Sun Apr 25, 2010 14:55:28

wiki:

Sleep paralysis occurs when the brain awakes from a REM state, but the body paralysis persists. This leaves the person fully conscious, but unable to move. The paralysis can last from several seconds to several minutes "by which the individual may experience panic symptoms and the realization that the distorted perceptions were false".......In addition, the paralysis state may be accompanied by terrifying hallucinations (hypnopompic or hypnagogic) and an acute sense of danger.[8] Sleep paralysis is particularly frightening to the individual because of the vividness of such hallucinations.

Nasty, nasty stuff.

by **meatball** » Sun Apr 25, 2010 14:57:15

Slowhand wrote:I had sleep paralysis for the second time in my life this morning. I don't know how many of you have experienced it, but that $#@! is frightening.

Had it last night, too. Weird. Used to have it quite often, and I got pretty good at breaking out of it. Quick tip: focus all your energy on moving your big toe. Usually does the trick.

by **TenuredVulture** » Sun Apr 25, 2010 15:44:38

My feet smell.

by 1 » Sun Apr 25, 2010 15:56:22

meatball wrote:
Slowhand wrote:I had sleep paralysis for the second time in my life this morning. I don't know how many of you have experienced it, but that $#@! is frightening.

Had it last night, too. Weird. Used to have it quite often, and I got pretty good at breaking out of it. Quick tip: focus all your energy on moving your big toe. Usually does the trick.

happened to me once last year. I had no idea it was an actual thing until I happened.

by **ReadingPhilly** » Sun Apr 25, 2010 19:34:26

PrattRules wrote:
ReadingPhilly wrote:i haven't been to pizza hut in forever. do they have the lunch buffet on the weekends?

I think only certain locations.

thankfully 5th street in reading was one of those. caramel brownie blizzard at dq afterwards. was awesome for the first 5 bites, but there must've been 8 god damn brownies in the thing. just disgusting by the end.

by **CalvinBall** » Sun Apr 25, 2010 20:08:09

its 8pm and im about to go to bed. senior citizen style.

by **SK790** » Sun Apr 25, 2010 23:11:50

Mike Rowe narrating this show on the universe is really not sitting well with me. I'm half expecting a crab fishing boat to come out of a black hole and then go into a wormhole that leads to a pig farm where he has to shovel the feces.

I guess it would help if I weren't high.

by **SK790** » Sun Apr 25, 2010 23:51:55

Oh man, they were showing people cleaning pigeon shit off an antenna...

by **drsmooth** » Mon Apr 26, 2010 08:32:43

Slowhand wrote:wiki:

Sleep paralysis occurs when the brain awakes from a REM state, but the body paralysis persists. This leaves the person fully conscious, but unable to move. The paralysis can last from several seconds to several minutes "by which the individual may experience panic symptoms and the realization that the distorted perceptions were false".......In addition, the paralysis state may be accompanied by terrifying hallucinations (hypnopompic or hypnagogic) and an acute sense of danger.[8] Sleep paralysis is particularly frightening to the individual because of the vividness of such hallucinations.

Nasty, nasty stuff.

ok, now that you've scared living shit out of everyone, post a) its prevalence b) whatever information exists regarding possible causes

by **Woody** » Mon Apr 26, 2010 08:46:06

Excessive masturbation is my guess

by **TenuredVulture** » Mon Apr 26, 2010 09:27:24

Woody wrote:Excessive masturbation is my guess

How often do you have sleep paralysis?

by **Woody** » Mon Apr 26, 2010 09:44:18

Jesus christ, Paul. Could you be any worse at the internet

by **Werthless** » Mon Apr 26, 2010 09:51:51

LOLZ.

by **Bakestar** » Mon Apr 26, 2010 10:03:36

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Mon Apr 26, 2010 11:44:41

so I saw something on the news last night about a shootout in Deptford and immediately thought Phight On was involved

by **Rev_Beezer** » Mon Apr 26, 2010 12:17:48

Holy crap.

I've been back to work since the end of last week. Yesterday I was told that one of the ladies who attends church wasn't there because her husband had a stroke.

So I call up to the hospital to find out what room he is in...... and he is in the same freakin' room my mom died in.

Ugh.

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