Barry Jive wrote:balancing BSG + Phils + Flyers is hard enough. this draft is gonna kill me. i don't even have time to drink.

Imagine all this plus not being allowed to leave the office until 8:00 PM Eastern... ever.

touche.

hey, i have time to drink now!

So I was all pumped about going down to Portland this weekend for my first ever NBA playoff game but now it's looking like it will be more of a preseason-type atmosphere...

Just saw a hot girl, a legit 9/10, at McDonalds

Would have sooner expected a striped unicorn

What's this "sosha" pronunciation of sausage

I hope the random downpour we had yesterday evening washed all the pollen away

jerseyhoya wrote:I hope the random downpour we had yesterday evening washed all the pollen away

If my kids are any proof, no.

I've been in much better shape, allergy-wise, the last few days.

The April 17 Economist has an editorial (or "Leader" in Britspeak) that suggests China is becoming a hotbed of innovation. And one point of evidence they list in China's favor is that Chinese 20 somethings spend even more time on the internet than Americans.

TenuredVulture wrote:The April 17 Economist has an editorial (or "Leader" in Britspeak) that suggests China is becoming a hotbed of innovation. And one point of evidence they list in China's favor is that Chinese 20 somethings spend even more time on the internet than Americans.

That's funny I spend lots of time "innovating" with RedTube.

America, fuck yeah

Philly > Argentina

How much is Camden really contributing?

I hope my obituary comes close to this, for many reasons:

Royce Frederick Baar died of the esophageal cancer at 3:30 a.m. on April 19, 2010, at the age of 56 at the Minneapolis VA hospital. Royce has many accidents in his lifetime that could have been fatal, but over and over again he survived. Because of this, his close friends gave him the nickname "The Death Defier." And Royce did fight long and hard with the many inevitable and unsuspected complications that ensued.

The Dude wrote:I hope my obituary comes close to this, for many reasons:

Royce Frederick Baar died of the esophageal cancer at 3:30 a.m. on April 19, 2010, at the age of 56 at the Minneapolis VA hospital. Royce has many accidents in his lifetime that could have been fatal, but over and over again he survived. Because of this, his close friends gave him the nickname "The Death Defier." And Royce did fight long and hard with the many inevitable and unsuspected complications that ensued.

You want to die at age 56 from a horrible cancer and after surviving numerous and probably painful ailments?

No I want it to be written poorly so people laugh at it and have a nickname like "Death Defier"

either that or April 2010 I reckon

The Crimson Cyclone wrote:

The Dude wrote:I hope my obituary comes close to this, for many reasons:

Royce Frederick Baar died of the esophageal cancer at 3:30 a.m. on April 19, 2010, at the age of 56 at the Minneapolis VA hospital. Royce has many accidents in his lifetime that could have been fatal, but over and over again he survived. Because of this, his close friends gave him the nickname "The Death Defier." And Royce did fight long and hard with the many inevitable and unsuspected complications that ensued.

You want to die at age 56 from a horrible cancer and after surviving numerous and probably painful ailments?

Wasn't just esophageal cancer, but the esophageal cancer.

EXACTLY damn it

jerseyhoya wrote:

America, $#@! yeah

What do those numbers mean hoya? Are they like 3rd order wins or something. I'm guessing the GDP is gross domestic product but is it divided by GMP? What is GMP?

I remember our drunk 1st Sergeant was talking to some drunk brit officers and NCOs late one night and him explaining that we in America had the grossest national product in the world but every third house was a fucking shack. Is it anything like that?