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by **jerseyhoya** » Wed Apr 21, 2010 23:32:57

Very cool stuff Beez. It's great that so many are stepping up to let you know they care about you in this awful situation. We're all thinking of you.

by **td11** » Thu Apr 22, 2010 02:05:38

i love it when fb won't stop suggesting i friend my gf's ex-flame(s) just because we have 4 friends in common

by **MrsVox** » Thu Apr 22, 2010 06:51:10

CalvinBall wrote:how does that little kid even know who tim burton is?

definitely possible, most likely one of the parents are fans, and he/she is lucky the movies don't scare the crap out of the kids

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Thu Apr 22, 2010 15:08:27

I knew that if I just kept my head down and worked hard every day, eventually I'd win a game of toilet solitaire.

by **The Dude** » Thu Apr 22, 2010 15:48:16

i really shouldn't buy cigs

by **BigEd76** » Thu Apr 22, 2010 16:04:45

oh @(#* co-worker is in ICU with blood sugar over 900

by **WheelsFellOff** » Thu Apr 22, 2010 16:27:02

BigEd76 wrote:oh @(#* co-worker is in ICU with blood sugar over 900

Did they know they are diabetic?

by **Slowhand** » Thu Apr 22, 2010 18:18:40

I'm waiting to get my hair cut. I will either be getting it cut by the hot Asian milf or the frumpy emo girl. Pray for me.

by **Slowhand** » Thu Apr 22, 2010 18:23:54

The lady waiting next to me went to the grocery store next door and bought a 12 pack of Busch light. She's now drinking it in the Hair Cuttery. Pray for me.

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Thu Apr 22, 2010 18:25:41

this could be a moment, make something happen

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Thu Apr 22, 2010 18:34:44

instead of cleaning my room, I didn't

by **The Dude** » Thu Apr 22, 2010 18:35:31

time to work :cry:

by **td11** » Thu Apr 22, 2010 18:45:14

the wind stopped blowing right when i farted

by **kimbatiste** » Thu Apr 22, 2010 18:47:33

Slowhand wrote:The lady waiting next to me went to the grocery store next door and bought a 12 pack of Busch light. She's now drinking it in the Hair Cuttery. Pray for me.

So...... what happened?

by **drsmooth** » Thu Apr 22, 2010 19:02:23

kimbatiste wrote:
Slowhand wrote:The lady waiting next to me went to the grocery store next door and bought a 12 pack of Busch light. She's now drinking it in the Hair Cuttery. Pray for me.

So...... what happened?

more importantly - did you both get the same haircut?

by **Slowhand** » Thu Apr 22, 2010 19:08:11

kimbatiste wrote:
Slowhand wrote:The lady waiting next to me went to the grocery store next door and bought a 12 pack of Busch light. She's now drinking it in the Hair Cuttery. Pray for me.

So...... what happened?

Eh, pretty anti climatic. She was waiting for her sister who was getting her hair cut, and she was done shortly after the first beer was cracked open. She said "Sorry, but I couldn't wait until we got home". The other sister was also drinking a beer while getting her hair cut. They were classy looking dames.

Also, no Asian milf or frumpy emo girl for me. Spanish grandma came out of the woodwork and cut my hair shorter than I'd like it. The Hair Cuttery just ain't what it used to be.

by **Barry Jive** » Thu Apr 22, 2010 19:18:00

balancing BSG + Phils + Flyers is hard enough. this draft is gonna kill me. i don't even have time to drink.

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Thu Apr 22, 2010 19:39:10

Barry Jive wrote:balancing BSG + Phils + Flyers is hard enough. this draft is gonna kill me. i don't even have time to drink.

seriously, add pizza and I am really struggling

am I the only person for whom hockey on CSN is in and out?

by **Barry Jive** » Thu Apr 22, 2010 19:40:41

hockey is fine for me, muhuh

by **Barry Jive** » Thu Apr 22, 2010 19:41:07

oh yeah, "muhuh" means "i dunno" but like mumbled like most people actually say it

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