World $#@! Random Thoughts

by **jerseyhoya** » Fri Nov 06, 2009 12:52:24

I love that it took her till the 77th minute to get a yellow card, and she had the balls to complain about it

by **jerseyhoya** » Fri Nov 06, 2009 13:17:18

Finding DieHard on Encore is always fun

by **TenuredVulture** » Fri Nov 06, 2009 13:39:16

The surprising thing to me about the Woody story is that Mrs. Woody left Woody and splinter alone for an extended period of time. Mrs. Vulture wouldn't leave me alone with Lil' Vulture until she was 6.

by **Woody** » Fri Nov 06, 2009 13:55:48

She didn't really have a choice, but you raise a valid point

by **Harpua** » Fri Nov 06, 2009 13:57:37

So, there's apparently been a shooting in an Orlando office building. Turn on your tubes.

by **jerseyhoya** » Fri Nov 06, 2009 14:58:52

Harpua wrote:So, there's apparently been a shooting in an Orlando office building. Turn on your tubes.

I think the moral of this story is the country wasn't ready for the Yankees to win the world series

by **Phan In Phlorida** » Fri Nov 06, 2009 15:13:21

Woody wrote:Nothing. We have AAA $#@! batteries for days, but not one mother $#@! nine volt. Not one goddamn mother $#@! nine volt battery in the entire house, besides the ones currently residing in the smoke detectors.

Can't blame the missus... that thing in her nightstand takes D cells.

(rimshot)

by **Woody** » Fri Nov 06, 2009 15:25:10

It's actually a gasoline/motor oil mixture

So this guy in Orlando shoots 8 people, then goes to his mom's house...

by **Harpua** » Fri Nov 06, 2009 15:27:42

Well, you gotta play out the Oedipus angle to make it as sordid as possible.

by **Trent Steele** » Fri Nov 06, 2009 15:31:56

jerseyhoya wrote:I love that it took her till the 77th minute to get a yellow card, and she had the balls to complain about it

in light of her actions on the soccer field and generally mediocre looks, I find her to be one of the ten hottest women in the world

by **Harpua** » Fri Nov 06, 2009 15:51:51

She actually seems like the college, soccer-playing version of Becky Slater from The Wonder Years.

by **lethal** » Fri Nov 06, 2009 16:03:34

Is it time to leave work yet?

by **Wizlah** » Fri Nov 06, 2009 17:11:45

Trent Steele wrote:
jerseyhoya wrote:I love that it took her till the 77th minute to get a yellow card, and she had the balls to complain about it

in light of her actions on the soccer field and generally mediocre looks, I find her to be one of the ten hottest women in the world

I was thinking of taking a break from BSG, post World Series, but this exchange reminded me what great value I derive from this board.

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Fri Nov 06, 2009 17:26:55

Harpua wrote:She actually seems like the college, soccer-playing version of Becky Slater from The Wonder Years.

Kinda weak that the coach bans suspends her indefinitely. It's his fault as much as hers.

by **Barry Jive** » Fri Nov 06, 2009 17:31:19

girl I used to mess with is officially married now, different last name and all that stuff. this is a really weird feeling i've never had before. like i'm kind of dizzy and wondering if we actually fooled around or if i'm making it up in my head. i kind of feel bad for the groom. not because of her. i've never met the guy but i'd hate to have that in common with me.

by **Barry Jive** » Fri Nov 06, 2009 17:35:23

i just watched a co-worker's video of church on Facebook. holy shit. if my church were that exciting i'd have never stopped going. that organist was on fire.

by **Wizlah** » Fri Nov 06, 2009 17:42:17

barry jive is closin on my post count fast. Damn.

by **Wizlah** » Fri Nov 06, 2009 17:43:09

the hair is gone. next, the beard.

by **td11** » Fri Nov 06, 2009 17:53:03

Baba booey baba booey

by **drsmooth** » Fri Nov 06, 2009 18:01:27

Houshphandzadeh wrote:That ponytail yankdown was something.

That yanker was PeeEmmmmEssssINNNNNN.....

imagine having a PMS switch for your average defensive lineman or hockey defenseman or rebounding forward....

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