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Postby lethal » Fri Oct 30, 2009 15:27:41

Call Animal Control and tell them you found a cat?

This may be akin to the rock bag and rope idea though.

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Postby 1 » Fri Oct 30, 2009 15:30:46

Houshphandzadeh wrote:1 owns a yankees jersey


i've told this story before. it's from 1996, and it's the last piece of yankees anything i ever bought.
Fine. You wanna act like you're two? I'll act like I'm one.

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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Fri Oct 30, 2009 15:49:11

relax dude

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Postby 1 » Fri Oct 30, 2009 15:53:22

you wouldn't understand. you're not married and have no kids.
Fine. You wanna act like you're two? I'll act like I'm one.

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Postby MrsVox » Fri Oct 30, 2009 15:55:35

gpicaro wrote:So I called the Animal Shelter and was turned down because they are "full." I called an Animal Shelter in a different county and they told me they were full too, but couldn't take the cat anyway because I don't live in their county. So, besides Crimson's suggestion, what the $#@! am I supposed to do? What if I had found a cat? Would I be stuck with it because the shelter is full? Doesn't make sense to me.


PM Scarlett -- she went through this.

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Postby TheFrank » Fri Oct 30, 2009 16:09:18

Apparently Modell's is the place where hot chicks go to buy Phils swag.

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Postby MrsVox » Fri Oct 30, 2009 16:13:56

I think I figured out why Jersey is at Chipotle all the time....

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Postby Phan In Phlorida » Fri Oct 30, 2009 17:22:47

gpicaro wrote:On another note, I think I have to get rid of our cat because she won't stop pissing on my $#@! floor.


http://cats.about.com/cs/litterboxproblems/a/urinewoes.htm

There's a list of possible non-medical causes on the second page.
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Postby Barry Jive » Fri Oct 30, 2009 17:42:44

I had this big plan for how I was going to drive to the train station near my friend's house, take the train to Market East from there, then go to his house after work for the Halloween party and suit up in the car. But then I woke up at 1:45, realized there was no way I could make it to work on time, and called out sick. I kind of felt sick then. After I made the call I felt even worse, so in retrospect it looks like a good decision. I still feel like complete crap, and not just in a "I drank too much last night" way. So now I'm wondering if I can even go to this party.
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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Fri Oct 30, 2009 18:17:10

Weird how an awesome sense of belonging can turn into "Jeez, my friends are needy"

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Postby Barry Jive » Fri Oct 30, 2009 22:00:07

I felt a lot better so I got all my makeup on for the Ziggy Stardust costume. It sucks, but whatever. And of course, now I'm starting to feel like crap again.
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Postby Barry Jive » Fri Oct 30, 2009 22:03:26

they JUST called my house to sick check me. thank god i didn't leave for this party.
no offense but you are everything that's wrong with America

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Postby jerseyhoya » Sat Oct 31, 2009 01:44:22

Trying to think, but yeah deffo no game last year in retrospect meant as much as this one. I mean, obviously game five was huge, but losing it wasn't quite as devastating as what losing tomorrow would mean. Game three was big too, but I mean for fuck's sake we were playing the Rays. Although I do recall watching game three at Werthless's, and he, I and everyone else there was more or less terrified the whole game. But come on, those were the Rays.

I could maybe make an argument for the Giants Eagles playoff game, but we were fundamentally flawed last year. Tomorrow is the biggest sporting event that I've had since Super Bowl XLII. Probably top five lifetime. I really think if Cole tosses something good, we win back to back. Predicting 8 runs from the offense. Just don't suck Colbert.

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Postby WilliamC » Sat Oct 31, 2009 05:05:49

I go to work tonight at 8pm-8am Sunday. I do the same until 8am Wednesday. This is where PtK's kill a man thread becomes relevant.

FML

The games will be recording. If anyone even says the word Phillies before I get home and watch with minimum sleep I will be able to give a definitive yes to that question while posting from a prison cell. If you can even do that. I am on tilt.
Do it again!

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Postby td11 » Sat Oct 31, 2009 08:57:20

Nothing worse than work at 6am on a saturday morning
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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Sat Oct 31, 2009 09:55:24

Sorry, Willson, that f'in blows

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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Sat Oct 31, 2009 09:58:01

I just realized that I've got my credit card number memorized, including expiration date and security code.

Probably a bad sign.

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Postby Trent Steele » Sat Oct 31, 2009 10:28:28

Gym followed by trip to Merrymead Farms with the kids followed by trick or treating with the kids should take me to 7:45. Then it begins.
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Postby PrattRules » Sat Oct 31, 2009 11:37:50

I had a dream last night that I was Gordon Bombay. I had a meeting with Banks regarding his wrist, and I cleared him to play in the big game.
"Just remember, it's not a lie if you believe it." -George Costanza

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Postby Woody » Sat Oct 31, 2009 11:58:46

Trent Steele wrote:Gym followed by trip to Merrymead Farms with the kids followed by trick or treating with the kids should take me to 7:45. Then it begins.


dude, just so you know, Merrymead Farms was an apocalyptic scene last weekend. People were parking 1/4 mile away and walking. Gridlock traffic. I'm probably too late with this news, but good luck, and godspeed
you sure do seem to have a lot of time on your hands to be on this forum? Do you have a job? Are you a shut-in?

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