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by **Werthless** » Mon Oct 26, 2009 09:14:14

jerseyhoya wrote:So I think I'm going to drive across the country in the spring, cause I've always wanted to do that.

The April road trip of Atlanta-Arizona-San Fran seems ideal.

Are you taking your brother?

by **jerseyhoya** » Mon Oct 26, 2009 09:21:22

Only if he can pay his own way

by **The Dude** » Mon Oct 26, 2009 09:47:26

HOLY SHIT STOP EATING WHEN YOU CALL

by **lethal** » Mon Oct 26, 2009 09:47:26

Slowhand wrote:
Ramon Gris wrote:So, is it gay that I want to buy sweaters for my dachshund? I was looking for a Phillies jersey for her, but I came across a site selling, like, designer clothing for dachshunds. There would have to be a noticeable reaction from girls in the park in order to make this worthwhile, but I think it might be worth it.

The reaction will be, "Aw he really loves his cute little dog. Too bad he's gay".

My girlfriend dresses up the dogs in sweaters and when I walk them by myself, all sorts of girls start chatting me up and not in the gay best friend sort of chat.

by **drsmooth** » Mon Oct 26, 2009 09:56:30

lethal wrote:My girlfriend dresses up the dogs in sweaters and when I walk them by myself, all sorts of girls start chatting me up and not in the gay best friend sort of chat.

need some data on that last bit: #s of phone #s offered, arm touches, conversations you've had to break off, hair flips, open-mouthed tongue lolling (not the dogs), etc.

b/c it could just be you don't recognize that last sort of chat (NTTAWWT)

by **gpicaro** » Mon Oct 26, 2009 09:56:36

The Dude wrote:HOLY $#@! STOP EATING WHEN YOU CALL

I'm with you. That shit drives me crazy

by **philliesphhan** » Mon Oct 26, 2009 10:23:07

Pacino's post reminds me of something weird I found out about last night. Two of my friends broke up a few weeks ago, and I just found out last night from someone else that the one I'm much closer to completely lied to me about what had happened.

In fact, it turns out that they were a real shit head to their ex for no good reason. Now it's time to play the waiting game til see how long they wait before they tell me the truth about it because the person that told me about it also found out secondhand. You have to know you were a dick when you can't tell one of your best friends the truth and have to lie to make yourself seem sympathetic. Really fucking disappointed here..

by **dajafi** » Mon Oct 26, 2009 10:42:32

jerseyhoya wrote:So I think I'm going to drive across the country in the spring, cause I've always wanted to do that.

The April road trip of Atlanta-Arizona-San Fran seems ideal.

I advise coordinating with the baseball schedule. May as well do that trip right.

by **jerseyhoya** » Mon Oct 26, 2009 10:54:13

That really was a good idea though. I do some of my best work well into the evening.

by **lethal** » Mon Oct 26, 2009 10:56:58

drsmooth wrote:
lethal wrote:My girlfriend dresses up the dogs in sweaters and when I walk them by myself, all sorts of girls start chatting me up and not in the gay best friend sort of chat.

need some data on that last bit: #s of phone #s offered, arm touches, conversations you've had to break off, hair flips, open-mouthed tongue lolling (not the dogs), etc.

b/c it could just be you don't recognize that last sort of chat (NTTAWWT)

I can recognize open flirting. I break off every conversation, but that's also just something you do to increase the interest (for single guys). I'm not flirting back and I do mention my girlfriend and they still give me business cards (yes, that's the type of neighborhood that I live in these days, unfortunately).

by **Woody** » Mon Oct 26, 2009 10:59:21

They think you're Jon Gosselin, dude. Stop wearing Ed Hardy shirts

by **jerseyhoya** » Mon Oct 26, 2009 11:03:13

Every meme is funnier when it's typed in twitter speak

by **lethal** » Mon Oct 26, 2009 11:05:40

Woody wrote:They think you're Jon Gosselin, dude. Stop wearing Ed Hardy shirts

yeah, that too, but he's way fatter and has those earrings.

by **drsmooth** » Mon Oct 26, 2009 11:14:32

lethal wrote: .... they still give me business cards (yes, that's the type of neighborhood that I live in these days, unfortunately).

you haven't told them what your rate is, then

for dog walking, for dog walking

by **CalvinBall** » Mon Oct 26, 2009 11:18:14

jerseyhoya wrote:That really was a good idea though. I do some of my best work well into the evening.

For senior week in high school me and 7 other guys took a road trip across the country. It was pretty awesome. I got my very own Rev Beezer story out of it.

by **drsmooth** » Mon Oct 26, 2009 11:20:06

speaking of fine breeding, Ms Hendricks' character featured fairly prominently in last evening's ep; did anyone but me find that costuming for her non-Sterling-Cooper self significantly, um, downplays certain of her physical attributes? Much more womanly, much less formidable....still has a serious case of "know-it-all mouth".

eh, it's probably just me.

by **gpicaro** » Mon Oct 26, 2009 12:55:00

The Yankees announcer needs to be punched in the throat.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5hK90Itwb8[/youtube]

by **gpicaro** » Mon Oct 26, 2009 13:14:12

I am not alone (NSFW):

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0xEZwQluTs[/youtube]

Which is worse: "Thhhhaaaaaaaaa Yankees Win" or "An A-Bomb from A-Rod?"

by **Harpua** » Mon Oct 26, 2009 13:24:24

Doesn't he also do "Tex Message"? If so, that's the worst.

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Mon Oct 26, 2009 14:16:55

Best part of living alone is you never have to put pants on

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