Schillingfan wrote:

phillychuck wrote: Best player of the decade: Chase Utley, without question. Howard a distant second, unless you are one of the chicks that dig the long ball.

Argh. Chicks don't dig the long ball. A horrible sexist statement based upon a promotion. Chicks love good defense & pitching more than anything. Oh, and Chase wins the good looks extra points, too.

I realize this is anecdotal, but I imagine you don't have statistical proof that chicks dig long ball. Those that I know have favorite players by far that are not sluggers.

Of course.

you made that up

I only wish I could write that creatively.

holy shit

not in teal font

I'm two losses away from needing to drink during Phillies games again

Florence fucking rules, man. This is one serious city.

Some woman is in the hallway wailing about how she has to get to her interview. It's freaking me out

Wizlah wrote:Florence $#@! rules, man. This is one serious city.

I liked Florence--great inexpensive restaurants, copious cheap red wine, beautiful surrounding countryside, but I could live a long and happy life and never see another Madonna and Child Renaissance painting again.

woody are you still selling your beermeister

TenuredVulture wrote:

Wizlah wrote:Florence $#@! rules, man. This is one serious city.

I liked Florence--great inexpensive restaurants, copious cheap red wine, beautiful surrounding countryside, but I could live a long and happy life and never see another Madonna and Child Renaissance painting again.

Geez louise, that's right on the money unless things have changed greatly in the last 25 years. Man, the Uffizi was cool but Madonna and Childs everywhere. The Renaissance was probably pretty boss for a while but you have to think some of those painter guys got a little tired of painting the same Madonna and child and fat little angel dudes flying around everywhere. I wonder if they had a punk or grunge type reaction at some point.

smitty wrote:

TenuredVulture wrote:

Wizlah wrote:Florence $#@! rules, man. This is one serious city.

I liked Florence--great inexpensive restaurants, copious cheap red wine, beautiful surrounding countryside, but I could live a long and happy life and never see another Madonna and Child Renaissance painting again.

Geez louise, that's right on the money unless things have changed greatly in the last 25 years. Man, the Uffizi was cool but Madonna and Childs everywhere. The Renaissance was probably pretty boss for a while but you have to think some of those painter guys got a little tired of painting the same Madonna and child and fat little angel dudes flying around everywhere. I wonder if they had a punk or grunge type reaction at some point.

Brueghel.

God bless you guys who have the patience and determination to write long expository posts.

Being lazy, I'm just gonna say I don't think that analogy really works.

Houshphandzadeh wrote:God bless you guys who have the patience and determination to write long expository posts.

Being lazy, I'm just gonna say I don't think that analogy really works.

Now who's being larry literal?

lethal wrote:So this cop was charged with animal abuse for having sex with cows. The judge dismissed the charges because the cows might've enjoyed it.

I am deeply troubled by the judge's analogy.

Sex with cows is the least of Melia's problems, though.

TenuredVulture wrote:

Houshphandzadeh wrote:God bless you guys who have the patience and determination to write long expository posts.

Being lazy, I'm just gonna say I don't think that analogy really works.

Now who's being larry literal?

I was under the impression that larry literal was your alternative login.

/larry literal

where has everyone been? i haven't seen a mcneal post in a while. trt hasn't posted in a bit. fake ken has been mia. i don't think floppy has been active lately.