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by **TenuredVulture** » Sun Sep 27, 2009 14:55:54

Why am I using this post it note to get that strand of meat out from between my teeth when there's a nice piece of dental floss right in front of me?

by 1 » Sun Sep 27, 2009 15:10:10

i really, really wanted eddie to be saying "smell my t-shirt" in corduroy.

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Sun Sep 27, 2009 16:44:50

I don't know about you guys but my ass is brunt

by **swishnicholson** » Sun Sep 27, 2009 18:06:01

Who pays by check in the express lane of the supermarket?

by **kruker** » Sun Sep 27, 2009 18:16:31

I don't know why, but I've got the sudden urge to listen to "I am a real American".

by **Barry Jive** » Sun Sep 27, 2009 20:23:58

Holy shit, State College.

Report to follow. It's gonna be long. And it's gonna be a hell of a read.

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Sun Sep 27, 2009 20:45:08

who are these people talking about finance on my radio

where am i

by **TenuredVulture** » Sun Sep 27, 2009 21:44:24

swishnicholson wrote:Who pays by check in the express lane of the supermarket?

Who pays by check in the supermarket at all? Other than 80 year old ladies with 50 cans of cat food, that is.

by **phatj** » Mon Sep 28, 2009 00:04:29

swishnicholson wrote:Who pays by check in the express lane of the supermarket?

swishnicholson?

by **swishnicholson** » Mon Sep 28, 2009 00:20:52

phatj wrote:
swishnicholson wrote:Who pays by check in the express lane of the supermarket?

swishnicholson?

People in front of swishnicholson, Mr. phatj, that's who. And their verification system is down, so the cashier has to call the manager. But the manager has opened another register, where someone is apparently complaining about her coupons, so the manager can't do anything about verifying the check right now, or even a minute or two later. So swishnicholson switches to another line, where apparently it is the cashier's first day. And the customer in front of him has never worked an ATM keypad before. So it takes another five minutes to work through two customers with about ten items. At this point the problem at the original line he was in has been cleared up, and the people who came in to that line after swish left are just breezing through and out the door. Then when swish finally gets rung up it turns out his milk carton has spring a leak, so the belt has to be cleaned and the only mildly mentally disabled stock boy has to go fetch a new one. Which only takes about another ten minutes. Then the cashier has to figure out whether or not he charged swish for the milk already or not. Swish can then head out the door with the six items he picked up half an hour ago, including his now soft serve ice cream.

It's a travesty, I tell you, a travesty.

by **VFB** » Mon Sep 28, 2009 00:24:31

going to the supermarket is for chicks

by **swishnicholson** » Mon Sep 28, 2009 00:30:04

VFB wrote:going to the supermarket is for chicks

AND GUYS WHO DIG CHICKS KNOWWHADIMEAN?

by **CrashburnAlley** » Mon Sep 28, 2009 01:34:01

So, I almost died tonight (technically last night for you semanticians).

I made the right onto 202 (where the Bruster's is) and it's just a one way. Traffic coming from Delaware and the Concord Mall and all that, going towards Glen Eagle square.

As soon as I make the right, I build up my speed to 55 and then I see a car hurtling in my direction in my lane(note: he's driving the wrong way) at least 55 MPH. I have no recollection of what I was thinking. I just swerved right and the guy swerved to his right onto the shoulder. And the idiot continued to drive forward full speed in the wrong direction. He didn't stop or anything.

Fortunately it was a Sunday night and not a Friday afternoon, otherwise there would have been a collision.

by **Phan In Phlorida** » Mon Sep 28, 2009 01:52:57

TenuredVulture wrote:
swishnicholson wrote:Who pays by check in the express lane of the supermarket?

Who pays by check in the supermarket at all? Other than 80 year old ladies with 50 cans of cat food, that is.

People who's raison d'être is to annoy and inconvenience the rest of us.

(Mmmmm... raisins...)

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Mon Sep 28, 2009 02:05:20

FRESHMEN

FRESHMEN

by **Barry Jive** » Mon Sep 28, 2009 02:38:13

Houshphandzadeh wrote:FRESHMEN

FRESHMEN

you didn't let me down

by **CalvinBall** » Mon Sep 28, 2009 10:30:00

those commercial directors came back. this time there were 3 of them. talking about camera angles and measuring distances between walls to see how much room they would have to work. real awkward but hey they are paying us!

by **Barry Jive** » Mon Sep 28, 2009 11:01:37

Pat Croce would be jealous of how great I feel today, and it's for no particular reason. WOOOOO

by **Bakestar** » Mon Sep 28, 2009 12:09:33

Phone just rang for the first time all day. Northern New Jersey.

by **Phan In Phlorida** » Mon Sep 28, 2009 12:31:49

CalvinBall wrote:those commercial directors came back. this time there were 3 of them. talking about camera angles and measuring distances between walls to see how much room they would have to work. real awkward but hey they are paying us!

O noes! What if it's for the gas company and they're gonna esplode your house?!?! And those guys were there to determine where to place the explosive charges?!

Looking upthread, they previously said insurance company. Wonder if this insurance company offers homeowner policies with special gas esplosion coverage... Hmmm... Grandma and little kid in a gas explosion would really hammer home the point... "Grandma, look at the picture I made for you!" "That's lovely sweetie!" PHOOOOOOM! Hmmm...

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