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by **WilliamC** » Fri Sep 25, 2009 16:22:52

When I was just logging in I typed the W to begin my username and "Woody" popped up. I is before O so it doesn't make sense on a few levels. I have never tried to hack Woody's account.

So wtf was Woody doing at my house?

by **swishnicholson** » Fri Sep 25, 2009 16:45:45

WilliamC wrote:When I was just logging in I typed the W to begin my username and "Woody" popped up. I is before O so it doesn't make sense on a few levels. I have never tried to hack Woody's account.

So wtf was Woody doing at my house?

Well, pleasuring himself using some personal item of yours is the obvious answer. The real question is, why you?

by **Woody** » Fri Sep 25, 2009 16:54:36

WilliamC wrote:When I was just logging in I typed the W to begin my username and "Woody" popped up. I is before O so it doesn't make sense on a few levels. I have never tried to hack Woody's account.

So wtf was Woody doing at my house?

Tell your mom sorry about the hand towels

by **Grotewold** » Fri Sep 25, 2009 17:58:44

BBQing a rib eye, baking some waffle fries, drinking a DogFish Squall IPA, couch and remote to myself ftmfw

by **td11** » Fri Sep 25, 2009 18:00:28

housh just checkmated me. his friday night is off to a flying start.

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Fri Sep 25, 2009 18:10:22

wish i could fall asleep for two hours but it ain't working

by **Phan In Phlorida** » Fri Sep 25, 2009 18:11:57

Grotewold wrote:There is an art to that. The pre-game fap. Fifteen minutes either way is the difference between Tony the Tiger and that duct-taped cat.

FYP

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Fri Sep 25, 2009 18:53:16

Having already ruled out the uber-intense Silk City w/ Guatemalan Chicks and Pretentious Charlie (has anyone been there lately? it's a fucking madhouse), should I do the still pretty intense and rather far away Johnny Brenda's into Cantina combo w/ The Cola Bros. or just sit at some not-at-all-intense bar with my favorite local drinking buddy?

I need a life coach.

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Fri Sep 25, 2009 19:28:18

Well, that's not edible anymore.

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Fri Sep 25, 2009 19:43:39

American Apparel ads: still creeping me out after all these years

by **laf837** » Fri Sep 25, 2009 21:34:18

I'm just going to say it - The Chevelle song "Send the Pain Below" is a guilty pleasure. Sue me.

by **CrashburnAlley** » Fri Sep 25, 2009 21:50:04

laf837 wrote:I'm just going to say it - The Chevelle song "Send the Pain Below" is a guilty pleasure. Sue me.

I really like "The Red".

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_H_l4x-wFV4[/youtube]

by **jerseyhoya** » Sat Sep 26, 2009 02:03:08

Definitely hit a great level of hammered but not too bad that I won't be able to start drinking again tomorrow at 11.

On an unrelated note, I'm so damn happy I get to root for this team. Yeah, stumbling a bit at the moment, but we're a few days away from our third straight division title as the defending champs. That's pretty fucking fantastic.

by **Polar Bear Phan** » Sat Sep 26, 2009 02:58:36

I'm watching the Grand Finale for Australian Rules Football. Prior to tonight, I had wondered what happened to those old school basketball shorts. Now, I know.

by **td11** » Sat Sep 26, 2009 12:36:15

oh snap, trt is in india

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Sat Sep 26, 2009 16:00:20

yo Bucky where we drinking tonight>?

by **Slowhand** » Sat Sep 26, 2009 16:17:30

Ima get me some BBQ tonight. Pulled pork gon be good.

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Sat Sep 26, 2009 16:45:26

Last night I was my third time at the after hours strip club The Republican. That is a weird place but I'm still trying to figure out how the black girl did those things with her bum

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Sat Sep 26, 2009 16:47:23

The day I give PtK a noogie is actually just going to be weird and anti-climactic

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Sat Sep 26, 2009 16:59:56

I got a hunchback

as big as a humpback

WHALE

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