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Postby Barry Jive » Tue Sep 22, 2009 11:48:16

This black chick is just messing with my head. Or trying to. But because I know this, she is not successfully messing with my head, and therefore I am at step one of having hand. Now I play the waiting game.
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Postby Bucky » Tue Sep 22, 2009 12:11:05

Rule 1: you NEVER have hand with the fairer gender. If you have hand, it's because she wants you to think that.

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Postby TheFrank » Tue Sep 22, 2009 12:19:23

I have sunburn on 1/2 of my face and it's peeling. People keep giving me looks.
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Postby Grotewold » Tue Sep 22, 2009 12:22:48

TheFrank wrote:I have sunburn on 1/2 of my face and it's peeling. People keep giving me looks.


Birds game? I've got the Richard Dreyfuss, Close Encounters half burn thing going

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Postby TheFrank » Tue Sep 22, 2009 12:25:41

Grotewold wrote:
TheFrank wrote:I have sunburn on 1/2 of my face and it's peeling. People keep giving me looks.


Birds game? I've got the Richard Dreyfuss, Close Encounters half burn thing going


Combo of PSU and Birds games. Luckily my seat at the Linc was in the shade for the 2nd half.
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Postby SK790 » Tue Sep 22, 2009 12:37:00

I have over 10 bug bites on my legs. I gotta stop watching the games outside.
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Postby jerseyhoya » Tue Sep 22, 2009 13:14:19

Rachel Krishevsky was 19 when she married her cousin Yitzik from within the ultra orthodox Haredi community in Jerusalem. The young couple then set about following the Jewish commandment to be “fruitful and multiply.” And they certainly succeeded.

By the time she passed away last Saturday in Jerusalem aged 99, Rachel had according to her family, no less than 1,400 children, grandchildren, great grandchildren and even great-great-grandchildren. She and her husband had seven boys and four daughters. Among the ultra orthodox jewish community large families are seen as a blessing. Each of their 11 children followed in Rachel’s footsteps, resulting in 150 grandchildren. In turn these descendants had 1,000 children of their own and in the last few years several hundred great-great-grandchildren started to appear.


Well shit that's a lot of kids

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Postby TenuredVulture » Tue Sep 22, 2009 13:27:45

jerseyhoya wrote:
Rachel Krishevsky was 19 when she married her cousin Yitzik from within the ultra orthodox Haredi community in Jerusalem. The young couple then set about following the Jewish commandment to be “fruitful and multiply.” And they certainly succeeded.

By the time she passed away last Saturday in Jerusalem aged 99, Rachel had according to her family, no less than 1,400 children, grandchildren, great grandchildren and even great-great-grandchildren. She and her husband had seven boys and four daughters. Among the ultra orthodox jewish community large families are seen as a blessing. Each of their 11 children followed in Rachel’s footsteps, resulting in 150 grandchildren. In turn these descendants had 1,000 children of their own and in the last few years several hundred great-great-grandchildren started to appear.


Well $#@! that's a lot of kids


Um, was that a first cousin she married?
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Postby swishnicholson » Tue Sep 22, 2009 13:33:30

While driving into work I saw a hearse from the John R. Deady Funeral Home.
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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Tue Sep 22, 2009 13:54:15

jerseyhoya wrote:
Rachel Krishevsky was 19 when she married her cousin Yitzik from within the ultra orthodox Haredi community in Jerusalem. The young couple then set about following the Jewish commandment to be “fruitful and multiply.” And they certainly succeeded.

By the time she passed away last Saturday in Jerusalem aged 99, Rachel had according to her family, no less than 1,400 children, grandchildren, great grandchildren and even great-great-grandchildren. She and her husband had seven boys and four daughters. Among the ultra orthodox jewish community large families are seen as a blessing. Each of their 11 children followed in Rachel’s footsteps, resulting in 150 grandchildren. In turn these descendants had 1,000 children of their own and in the last few years several hundred great-great-grandchildren started to appear.


Well $#@! that's a lot of kids


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Postby jerseyhoya » Tue Sep 22, 2009 14:04:47

I want my Simmons podcast with Cousin Sal, and I want it now

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Postby jerseyhoya » Tue Sep 22, 2009 14:13:32

jerseyhoya wrote:I want my Simmons podcast with Cousin Sal, and I want it now


Man, I don't know if it was up when I posted this, but it is now.

I'll whine more if it gets results!

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Postby CrashburnAlley » Tue Sep 22, 2009 15:10:34

It's sad when my unemployed (going on 3 years now), World of Warcraft-obsessed, lives-with-mom friend can afford to splurge on lunch and I can't. :|
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Postby TenuredVulture » Tue Sep 22, 2009 16:08:40

Mrs. Vulture is gonna get to meet Andrei Codrescu, and she doesn't seem to care.
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Postby swishnicholson » Tue Sep 22, 2009 16:12:42

TenuredVulture wrote:Mrs. Vulture is gonna get to meet Andrei Codrescu, and she doesn't seem to care.


I knew him when he was a starving poet in Baltimore, and just look at him now.
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Postby TenuredVulture » Tue Sep 22, 2009 16:15:56

She said she'd get him to autograph my copy of one of his books.
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Postby MrsVox » Tue Sep 22, 2009 16:36:58

none of you guys would know this, but the interior waiting room of a women's radiology center (where you get mammograms) is an effed up place.

The amount of pink they throw at you (because of the whole pink ribbon thing) is nauseating. Pink gowns. Pink bags for your clothes. Pink posters and brochures. And I like pink.

On top of that, you've got a bunch of nervous women, not wearing deodorant, stuffed together in tiny, waiting room chairs.

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Postby TenuredVulture » Tue Sep 22, 2009 18:01:29

It's been over two weeks since TRT last posted.


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Postby Phan In Phlorida » Tue Sep 22, 2009 18:07:11

MrsVox wrote:none of you guys would know this, but the interior waiting room of a women's radiology center (where you get mammograms) is an effed up place.

The amount of pink they throw at you (because of the whole pink ribbon thing) is nauseating. Pink gowns. Pink bags for your clothes. Pink posters and brochures. And I like pink.

On top of that, you've got a bunch of nervous women, not wearing deodorant, stuffed together in tiny, waiting room chairs.


Some "drunk tanks" and holding cells are painted pink because it's believed to have a calming effect on violent prisoners.


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Postby phatj » Tue Sep 22, 2009 20:14:57

CrashburnAlley wrote:It's sad when my unemployed (going on 3 years now), World of Warcraft-obsessed, lives-with-mom friend can afford to splurge on lunch and I can't. :|

Does "splurge on lunch" mean a Hot Pocket instead of a bowl of Froot Loops?
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