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by **Slowhand** » Thu Sep 10, 2009 15:05:43

I ordered something off of Amazon the other day. I'm at home trying to pull up the order to see if it was delivered, and the page isn't loading. So I'm sitting here getting annoyed that it won't load, but the whole time I'm thinking I could end this frustration and fulfill my curiosity by just walking out to my mailbox and checking to see if it arrived. But no.

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Thu Sep 10, 2009 16:42:18

I was looking through the Philly Fringe lineup and saying to myself, "I'm gonna do something artsy that isn't a movie or concert for the first time in at least a year," then I got a text that said "Drinkers at 8 for philllllllz" and that was that.

by **Grotewold** » Thu Sep 10, 2009 16:46:06

Two years ago there was a one-woman Fringe Fest play directly across from my apartment window, featuring beautiful nudity.

I think I stayed home every night of the two-week run.

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Thu Sep 10, 2009 16:47:15

Fringe Fest is kinda weird, though. It's so damn heavy on camp; very few of the events appeal to me.

by **Grotewold** » Thu Sep 10, 2009 16:47:56

I hear ya. Friend of mine invited me to one of the improv ones Friday, and I weaseled out of it.

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Thu Sep 10, 2009 16:50:19

I mean if your play is so good, why didn't anyone bother taking a video of it?

by **Grotewold** » Thu Sep 10, 2009 16:51:59

by **ReadingPhilly** » Thu Sep 10, 2009 18:29:03

I am looking for someone to dress up like a Clown and hang out with me. I would cook you diner – or we could BBQ something. I’m interested in making my neighbor lady wonder. I have already had a man in a panda costume last month – and also had a heard of sheep come in for the day to cut the grass. (sheep do a good job by the way). A clown would be something.
Maybe you could bring some balloons – or make balloon animals to hang in my tree. I’d like to have this done some evening between 6pm and dark. The longer you can stay the better (like if you could stay for the whole 3 hours). Do you have any tricks you could do?
Like I said – I could cook diner and get you drunk – I’d even be willing to pay your cab fare to and from. I don’t have much to offer – and my neighbor lady is driving me nuts – so I want to drive her nuts. If you had a Mime friend – it would be cool to see you two chase each other around the yard or do relay races while I time you.

Let me know your thoughts – open to Men and Women Clowns

by **phatj** » Thu Sep 10, 2009 20:20:17

ReadingPhilly wrote:
I am looking for someone to dress up like a Clown and hang out with me. I would cook you diner – or we could BBQ something. I’m interested in making my neighbor lady wonder. I have already had a man in a panda costume last month – and also had a heard of sheep come in for the day to cut the grass. (sheep do a good job by the way). A clown would be something.
Maybe you could bring some balloons – or make balloon animals to hang in my tree. I’d like to have this done some evening between 6pm and dark. The longer you can stay the better (like if you could stay for the whole 3 hours). Do you have any tricks you could do?
Like I said – I could cook diner and get you drunk – I’d even be willing to pay your cab fare to and from. I don’t have much to offer – and my neighbor lady is driving me nuts – so I want to drive her nuts. If you had a Mime friend – it would be cool to see you two chase each other around the yard or do relay races while I time you.

Let me know your thoughts – open to Men and Women Clowns

by **td11** » Fri Sep 11, 2009 04:47:13

the british finally apologize to alan turing

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Fri Sep 11, 2009 09:52:07

I HATE YOU MOTHERFUCKERS AND I WIL CU T YOUR THROATH

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Fri Sep 11, 2009 09:55:55

Sorry, I've calmed down, though I still want to kill someone, preferably you.

by **Werthless** » Fri Sep 11, 2009 10:08:58

by **The Dude** » Fri Sep 11, 2009 10:23:44

housh is mean today

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Fri Sep 11, 2009 10:32:46

I spend my paycheck on shitty blow show up an hour late and i take it out on you guys

YOU FUCKING BASTARD GUYS

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Fri Sep 11, 2009 10:51:52

I am looking forward to the classiest chicken fingers available on this side of fairmount ave

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Fri Sep 11, 2009 10:55:00

There's a penny by my foot and I ain't picking that shit up

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Fri Sep 11, 2009 11:02:52

next arm wrestling get together I call this bush whacker guy

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Fri Sep 11, 2009 11:13:55

i just did my first work for the day

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Fri Sep 11, 2009 11:15:55

POST YOU BASTARDS

POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOST

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