Unassisted Random Thoughts

Unassisted Random Thoughts

Postby phatj » Sun Aug 23, 2009 21:01:01

I'm out of clever ideas.
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they were a chick hanging out with her friends at a bar, the Phillies would be the 320 lb chick with a nose wart and a dick - Trent Steele

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Postby 1 » Sun Aug 23, 2009 21:05:03

how did sterling meet the hooker on monday the 16th but nail her on sunday the 15th?
Fine. You wanna act like you're two? I'll act like I'm one.

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Postby TenuredVulture » Sun Aug 23, 2009 21:05:14

UNASSISTED Random Thoughts.
Be Bold!

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Postby z ipper » Sun Aug 23, 2009 21:11:24

ramdon ii - the return of jafar

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Postby swishnicholson » Sun Aug 23, 2009 21:13:48

Random acts of thought, if it hasn't been used..

or unassisted fucking triple play is okay , too.
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Postby Harpua » Sun Aug 23, 2009 21:28:51

Two is better than one on the random bicycle thread

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Postby BigEd76 » Sun Aug 23, 2009 21:53:51


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Postby swishnicholson » Sun Aug 23, 2009 21:59:01

"No woman can call herself free who does not control her own body."

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Postby smitty » Sun Aug 23, 2009 23:50:07

swishnicholson wrote:Random Name Generator


Wow!. My first randomly generated Native American-Polish Wrestler name was Cuauhtemoc Edmund. I think I'll quit while I'm ahead.
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Postby ashton » Mon Aug 24, 2009 01:04:24

I vote for 'Random Acts of Thought'.

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Postby kruker » Mon Aug 24, 2009 01:35:05

I very much dislike serving Germans. I'm like 0 for 77 on getting a tip from a German customer.

On the opposite end of the spectrum, I love everyone from the UK. Wiz and his countrymen are officially my favorite people in the world. I ended up bs'ing with 2 different British couples today. The first was from Newcastle. Once I told them I supported NUFC, they made me write down my address and promised to send me a surprise gift once they get home. They also told me that Newcastle Brown Ale goes by "wife beater" in Geordie land. The second couple was from a town around Liverpool, but the man was a Man U fan. We talked for a while then he and his wife insisted that if I ever want to go over to England that I should crash at their place and he'd take me to Old Trafford.

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Postby Woody » Mon Aug 24, 2009 08:11:05

And then you had sex with them?
you sure do seem to have a lot of time on your hands to be on this forum? Do you have a job? Are you a shut-in?

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Postby kruker » Mon Aug 24, 2009 08:22:49

Woody wrote:And then you had sex with them?


Of course.

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Postby jerseyhoya » Mon Aug 24, 2009 08:41:47

Mike Ashley's head on a stake

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Postby Bakestar » Mon Aug 24, 2009 09:07:04

kruker wrote:
Woody wrote:And then you had sex with them?


Of course.


They call it "rogering."
Foreskin stupid

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Postby jerseyhoya » Mon Aug 24, 2009 10:26:27

How is it 10:30? I woke up at a grownup hour with the intentions of doing a full day's work before the Phils game at 1. I've done like 15 minutes of work. I suck at real life.

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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Mon Aug 24, 2009 10:28:25

Pretty sure my co-worker just caught me picking.

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Postby Woody » Mon Aug 24, 2009 10:29:57

WAIT

The Phillies are on at 1:00 today? My god, this changes everything. It's like finding a $10 bill in the dryer
you sure do seem to have a lot of time on your hands to be on this forum? Do you have a job? Are you a shut-in?

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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Mon Aug 24, 2009 10:30:58

1:10

/LL

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Postby CFP » Mon Aug 24, 2009 10:34:16

Woody wrote:WAIT

The Phillies are on at 1:00 today? My god, this changes everything. It's like finding a $10 bill in the dryer


I found a $20 bill in a window well once, that was something

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