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Postby BigEd76 » Tue Sep 01, 2009 17:15:09

Can someone please spay and neuter that f'ing Duggar family? She announced today she's having her 19TH CHILD.....5 months after her first grandchild is born

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Postby jerseyhoya » Tue Sep 01, 2009 17:16:57

GMAIL IS BACK

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Postby Bakestar » Tue Sep 01, 2009 17:25:21

Bucky wrote:you should have used that opening to ask for your raise


Not from my office, unfortunately.
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Postby ReadingPhilly » Tue Sep 01, 2009 17:29:38

BigEd76 wrote:Can someone please spay and neuter that f'ing Duggar family? She announced today she's having her 19TH CHILD.....5 months after her first grandchild is born


i saw she'll have spent over 12 years of her life pregnant. women on the board react.

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Postby Trent Steele » Tue Sep 01, 2009 17:34:33

I took the train to work today. I've probably taken the train to work/law school 3 times in the last 14 years. I might do it again tomorrow.
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Postby bleh » Tue Sep 01, 2009 17:36:54

BigEd76 wrote:Can someone please spay and neuter that f'ing Duggar family? She announced today she's having her 19TH CHILD.....5 months after her first grandchild is born

they could field 2 baseball teams and an umpire

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Postby td11 » Tue Sep 01, 2009 17:54:03

fyi, all you dicks are invited to my wedding. bring expensive things.
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Postby td11 » Tue Sep 01, 2009 17:54:24

jeff2sf wrote:Also, I remember EXACTLY who gave me a 32 dollar vase as a wedding gift. Exactly who.


:lol: :lol:
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Postby Phan In Phlorida » Tue Sep 01, 2009 18:06:54

jeff2sf wrote:Also, I remember EXACTLY who gave me a 32 dollar vase as a wedding gift. Exactly who.

Geez Jeff, I'm sorry. I thought "Made In China" meant Ming Dynasty :oops:
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Postby Bakestar » Tue Sep 01, 2009 18:08:55

I got stiffed on gifts by two wedding guests, including a guy who invited himself to the wedding (and brought his girlfriend), and a guy who lived on my couch for four months.
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Postby Scarlett » Tue Sep 01, 2009 23:28:23

ReadingPhilly wrote:
BigEd76 wrote:Can someone please spay and neuter that f'ing Duggar family? She announced today she's having her 19TH CHILD.....5 months after her first grandchild is born


i saw she'll have spent over 12 years of her life pregnant. women on the board react.


I actually had to google Duggar, hadn't heard or paid attention to anything about them in the past. I guess they have their reasons.
I just always wonder how much actual time your mom and dad can spend with you if there are 18 other siblings to worry about. And how much responsibility falls on the older children to take care of the younger ones.
I was one of six, and these were issues in our family....
As for the whole pregnant for 12 years of your life....I don't know. I guess there are worse ways to spend 12 years, many of which don't have such happy outcomes, but that has to be tough on a body. And not to be crude, but if you have 18 kids, when do you have the time, energy, and privacy to create a 19th?

Can you imagine grocery shopping for a family of 21 people? How many loaves of bread would you need to buy just to make one sandwich for each person? How many servings of cereal are in a standard cereal box?
You'd have to know all that stuff. Those mega-packs of products at BJ's and Costco would be their normal purchase size.

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Postby z ipper » Tue Sep 01, 2009 23:34:44

i've never met anyone that's gotten an incorrect amount of money from an atm machine.

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Postby Barry Jive » Tue Sep 01, 2009 23:37:21

I can't explain why, but I have an irrational fear of getting shortchanged by an ATM. Those things are like judge and jury of my bank accounts.
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Postby jerseyhoya » Tue Sep 01, 2009 23:38:55

I mostly get $40-$60 when I go to an ATM, so counting is pretty unnecessary, but the times I've gotten $200 or whatever I don't think I've ever counted. I'm a very trusting person.

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Postby phatj » Tue Sep 01, 2009 23:48:25

My wife and I got a check for $5 for our wedding from one of her relatives.
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Postby BigEd76 » Tue Sep 01, 2009 23:53:53

Scarlett wrote:I actually had to google Duggar, hadn't heard or paid attention to anything about them in the past.


If only they had their own show and a dozen specials on TLC to promote healthy families like the Gosselins...something like this :)

The preggo daughter-in-law never even kissed a guy (including her husband) until her wedding day.....and that was less than a year ago. That family has super-ass spermz...

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Postby Barry Jive » Tue Sep 01, 2009 23:56:37

My aunt and uncle send me a card every year for my birthday. Just a card, never anything inside. I don't mind much because It's a gift and not something I expect. But if you're not going to send money or something, just don't bother sending a card. Unless it's really hilarious I guess. Cards are pretty worthless by themselves. Jeez, a two-minute phone call would be a massive improvement.

Anyway, if I ever get married I guarantee they'd be the ones to gyp me on the gift.
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Postby CalvinBall » Wed Sep 02, 2009 00:25:19

3 or 4 minutes?

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Postby kruker » Wed Sep 02, 2009 00:27:34

I went 4 years of undergrad without hooking up with a girl who was in the same class as me, at the time. I lasted 1 week of grad school and I've got all the same classes with this girl for the next year, guaranteed. We did have the Jerry/Elaine ground rules conversation before hand, but I'm pretty sure I know how this ends up.

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Postby kruker » Wed Sep 02, 2009 00:41:00

Free porn and lotion. I'm neither rich enough to buy porn nor straight faced enough to buy warming lotion. I still struggle with buying toilet paper without laughing.

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