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Postby BigEd76 » Fri Aug 28, 2009 23:46:04

jerseyhoya wrote:Also in grad school I'd learn how to use effect and affect right


effect is a noun

affect is a verb

affected is an adjective

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Postby jerseyhoya » Fri Aug 28, 2009 23:47:31

BigEd76 wrote:
jerseyhoya wrote:Also in grad school I'd learn how to use effect and affect right


effect is a noun

affect is a verb

affected is an adjective


I've been told this. It doesn't help.

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Postby swishnicholson » Sat Aug 29, 2009 00:02:37

BigEd76 wrote:
jerseyhoya wrote:Also in grad school I'd learn how to use effect and affect right


effect is a noun

affect is a verb

affected is an adjective


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Postby phatj » Sat Aug 29, 2009 00:04:00

BigEd76 wrote:
jerseyhoya wrote:Also in grad school I'd learn how to use effect and affect right


effect is a noun

affect is a verb

affected is an adjective

And affect is also a noun
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Postby lethal » Sat Aug 29, 2009 00:06:23

phatj wrote:
BigEd76 wrote:
jerseyhoya wrote:Also in grad school I'd learn how to use effect and affect right


effect is a noun

affect is a verb

affected is an adjective

And affect is also a noun


effect is also a verb

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Postby jerseyhoya » Sat Aug 29, 2009 00:07:26

lethal wrote:
phatj wrote:
BigEd76 wrote:
jerseyhoya wrote:Also in grad school I'd learn how to use effect and affect right


effect is a noun

affect is a verb

affected is an adjective

And affect is also a noun


effect is also a verb


This is where I run into problems.

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Postby phatj » Sat Aug 29, 2009 00:07:29

True dat
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Postby swishnicholson » Sat Aug 29, 2009 00:31:00

Yeah, the parts of speech don't really get you any closer to understanding the difference.

But effect, in all its forms, means to make something happen, while affect means simply to influence. They come from different, though related, Latin roots, affectare meaning to strive after, while efficere means to perform. That's probably a little hard to keep straight, but the prefixes are easier. The e or ex at the beginning of effect means out of, meaning from this effect something takes place. The a or ad at the beginning of affect, means toward: the action is directed toward something with the consequences only possible.

Thus you can effect a cease fire, if in fact you have the authority to sign it into law. On the other hand, you can affect a cease fire by lobbing mortars into your neighbor's back yard. It might not end the state of affairs, but it can certainly influence them.
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Postby CalvinBall » Sat Aug 29, 2009 00:45:05

Strangely I had this very conversation with a friend of mine tonight who is high school English teacher. He said he has to look it up too. We also both have just used a different word if we couldn't figure it out.

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Postby jerseyhoya » Sat Aug 29, 2009 00:53:24

At 9 tomorrow morning my little sister is going to college. I'm getting so freaking old.

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Postby Stay_Disappointed » Sat Aug 29, 2009 00:54:27

I hope these black dots in my vanilla ice cream aren't bug turds

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Postby phatj » Sat Aug 29, 2009 05:48:45

Warszawa wrote:I hope these black dots in my vanilla ice cream aren't bug turds

Where do you think vanilla comes from?
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Postby jerseyhoya » Sat Aug 29, 2009 08:42:42

phatj wrote:
Warszawa wrote:I hope these black dots in my vanilla ice cream aren't bug turds

Where do you think vanilla comes from?


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Postby pacino » Sat Aug 29, 2009 13:50:57

pacino wrote:
VoxOrion wrote:I think pacino is going to self-destruct:

Script Shadow has reviewed the script for the upcoming Natalie Portman/Mila Kunis project Black Swan … “in this movie, Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis have sex. And not just nice sweet innocent sex either. We’re talking ecstasy-induced hungry aggressive angry sex.”

are you kiddinggggggg i nedd to wake up in an hour

i think i need to post a sober post about this. Thank you for this information vox. I will be getting this movie on dvd, blue ray, pizza box, everything. I will make a laser disc for it.
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Postby Slowhand » Sat Aug 29, 2009 15:19:43

Look, lady...you're wearing a t shirt with a bunch of words on it that happen to be directly over your beautiful breasts. Don't give me a dirty look just for reading your shirt.
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Postby Barry Jive » Sat Aug 29, 2009 15:43:08

What the hell bros where is everybody I'm bored as hell
no offense but you are everything that's wrong with America

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Postby jerseyhoya » Sun Aug 30, 2009 12:29:52

Trent Steele wrote:one of my colleagues is leaving to take an in-house job. went to Monks today for lunch. walked into 2 walls on my way back to my office. I is drunk


Glad you got your last hurrah in at Monk's.

http://abclocal.go.com/wpvi/story?section=news/local&id=6989958

The building is closing or something. Unsure what that means for your favorite bar.

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Postby Barry Jive » Sun Aug 30, 2009 13:13:00

We almost went 21 hours without a single post in the random thoughts thread. Embarrassing.
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Postby 1 » Sun Aug 30, 2009 13:17:06

drumline's on
Fine. You wanna act like you're two? I'll act like I'm one.

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Postby VoxOrion » Sun Aug 30, 2009 22:22:49

pacino wrote:
pacino wrote:
VoxOrion wrote:I think pacino is going to self-destruct:

Script Shadow has reviewed the script for the upcoming Natalie Portman/Mila Kunis project Black Swan … “in this movie, Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis have sex. And not just nice sweet innocent sex either. We’re talking ecstasy-induced hungry aggressive angry sex.”

are you kiddinggggggg i nedd to wake up in an hour

i think i need to post a sober post about this. Thank you for this information vox. I will be getting this movie on dvd, blue ray, pizza box, everything. I will make a laser disc for it.


I thought that would make your 2009.
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