Skyrockets In Flight, Random Thought Delight

by **phatj** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 11:46:47

Disco Who?

by **jerseyhoya** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 12:26:01

MattS, were you going down the escalator of the DuPont Circle Metro (south entrance) at approximately 11:30 AM today? I almost yelled "You were robbed" at you, but there's probably a better than even chance it wasn't you, and even if it was, you don't know me and there's no reason outside my Phillies shirt I had on you would have any idea what the fuck I was talking about.

Also a random thought: Does MattS waste his time in the random thoughts thread?

by **Didn't I?** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 12:28:45

philliesr98 wrote:
TenuredVulture wrote:
MrsVox wrote:
1 wrote:http://thereifixedit.com/

holy crap, extension cords in the baby pool!

I've seen that before. I think on this site, or pp.com.

yep, that pic has been on here b4

I want to say it was posted in the "write your own caption" thread.

by **Bucky** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 12:37:08

No, it was in the threat "Phan Paul's Hometown Images"

by **Werthless** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 12:39:26

jerseyhoya wrote:MattS, were you going down the escalator of the DuPont Circle Metro (south entrance) at approximately 11:30 AM today? I almost yelled "You were robbed" at you, but there's probably a better than even chance it wasn't you, and even if it was, you don't know me and there's no reason outside my Phillies shirt I had on you would have any idea what the $#@! I was talking about.

Also a random thought: Does MattS waste his time in the random thoughts thread?

Sometimes, you gotta take a chance. Get busy living or get busy dying.

by **Bakestar** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 13:26:21

Is there a more worthless impression than Daniel Plainview from There Will Be Blood? Because I've almost perfected it.

by **Woody** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 13:30:46

Either someone in the bathroom stall at work has a carbonated ass, or they were drinking a soda while on the sh1tter

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 14:21:34

Bakestar wrote:Is there a more worthless impression than Daniel Plainview from There Will Be Blood? Because I've almost perfected it.

Worthless? Worthless???

"I drink it up!"

"Acrooo ooo ooosss the room...."

It's invaluable.

by **Bakestar** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 14:29:42

Houshphandzadeh wrote:
Bakestar wrote:Is there a more worthless impression than Daniel Plainview from There Will Be Blood? Because I've almost perfected it.

Worthless? Worthless???

"I drink it up!"

"Acrooo ooo ooosss the room...."

It's invaluable.

But I'm working on the Plainview from the first 85% of the film, not the final drunken portion.

"What's this? Why don't I own this?"

by **Polar Bear Phan** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 14:38:23

Based on my post in the "college" thread, it appears that senility has set in for me. I'm 26.

by **CalvinBall** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 15:10:35

So many of the things I post end up in the "That's What She Said" thread. I just don't understand.

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 15:21:59

Bakestar wrote:
Houshphandzadeh wrote:
Bakestar wrote:Is there a more worthless impression than Daniel Plainview from There Will Be Blood? Because I've almost perfected it.

Worthless? Worthless???

"I drink it up!"

"Acrooo ooo ooosss the room...."

It's invaluable.

But I'm working on the Plainview from the first 85% of the film, not the final drunken portion.

"What's this? Why don't I own this?"

So you've taken it to the next level.

by **BigEd76** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 15:30:12

the Whitey Club's website crashed bahahaha

Error 404 if you try to go to thevalleyclub.com

by **jerseyhoya** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 16:55:51

Man, my uncle took me out to lunch, and I had a beer and a big burger, so I just had a great and necessary 45 minute nap. Like I thought it was morning initially when I just woke up.

by **21McBride** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 17:23:48

BigEd76 wrote:the Whitey Club's website crashed bahahaha

Error 404 if you try to go to thevalleyclub.com

The Valley Club is deeply troubled by the recent allegations of racism which are completely untrue.

We had originally agreed to invite the camps to use our facility, knowing full well that the children from the camps were from multi-ethnic backgrounds. Unfortunately, we quickly learned that we underestimated the capacity of our facilities and realized that we could not accommodate the number of children from these camps. All funds were returned to the camps and we will re-evaluate the issue at a later date to determine whether it can be feasible in the future.

Our Valley Club deplores discrimination in any form, as is evidenced by our multi-ethnic and diverse membership. Whatever comments may or may not have been made by an individual member is an opinion not shared by The Valley Club Board.

by **jerseyhoya** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 19:43:36

No California for me. Oh well. It was fun to dream.

by **kruker** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 19:48:40

Hit a homer with the apartment search. Move in July 25th. Place is amazing. Shockey owns a condo in the complex.

http://www.flamingosouthbeach.com/

Open invite to all.

by **Barry Jive** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 20:44:24

Houshphandzadeh wrote:
Bakestar wrote:
Houshphandzadeh wrote:
Bakestar wrote:Is there a more worthless impression than Daniel Plainview from There Will Be Blood? Because I've almost perfected it.

Worthless? Worthless???

"I drink it up!"

"Acrooo ooo ooosss the room...."

It's invaluable.

But I'm working on the Plainview from the first 85% of the film, not the final drunken portion.

"What's this? Why don't I own this?"

So you've taken it to the next level.

I've been toying with the idea of turning a party into a giant "I Drink Your Milkshake" drinking game. I invented this game but haven't played it yet. Basically, the concept is: Everyone has a straw and the purpose of the game is to drink out of someone else's drink with your straw. If you do, you then say "I drink your MILKSHAKE!" and they're knocked out of the game. Last man standing has to do the whole monologue:

Here, if you have a milkshake, and I have a milkshake, and I have a straw. There it is, that's a straw, you see? You watching?. And my straw reaches acroooooooss the room, and starts to drink your milkshake... I... drink... your... milkshake!
[sucking sound]
I drink it up!

and to defend my willingness to get a mohawk for like a day: I've always kind of wanted a tattoo but I'm turned off by the permanence of it all. When I do something to my hair, it's very reparable. I got my head shaved when I was wasted a few years ago. When I was like 10, I got my initials shaved into my head. I've had my hair dyed a couple times and once I tried some of that blue hair dye they sold at Hot Topic, not realizing it wouldn't have any impact on my near-black hair.

And every mistake is just a buzz cut away from an easy fix. The mohawk is probably the easiest fix of all of them, really. Plus I know I'm not a douche, so I'm not going to walk around like "Hey look at my mohawk I'm so in your face." I'm gonna walk around and pretend nothing is different. And then I'm gonna get a haircut the next day.

by **my cousin mose** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 20:45:16

i don't ever remember not hating the phrase "robbing peter to pay paul", but it's just occurred to me today that it's because of steve phillips

by **TenuredVulture** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 20:56:41

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