pasty white Huntingdon Valley
We combine a casual, friendly atmosphere with an emphasis on family. With ten spacious acres of land, there is room for everyone to relax and enjoy themselves at the club, unless you're dark-skinned.
Our club over-looks the entire Huntingdon Valley from its hilltop location and features the following amenities:
A 110,000 gallon L-shaped swimming pool
A separate wading pool for non-whites
Spacious lawns for the white kids (and adults) to play
A full-service snack bar without chicken and watermelon
Men's and Women's locker rooms and showers
A newly installed $15,000 playset for the white children
Basketball courts, paved and sand volleyball courts
Shuffleboard courts and horseshoe pits
Softball fields
...and much more!
wait a minute....basketball!
