Skyrockets In Flight, Random Thought Delight

by **Bakestar** » Sun Jul 05, 2009 22:42:52

VoxOrion wrote:I'm getting ready to take melatonin.

I had some incredibly intense dreams -- good and bad. YMMV, but be ready.

by **Trent Steele** » Mon Jul 06, 2009 07:28:42

Today could be a enormously critical day in the life of Trent Steele

by **Woody** » Mon Jul 06, 2009 08:01:27

I hope it works out better than Steve McNair's enormously critical day

by **Trent Steele** » Mon Jul 06, 2009 08:12:18

Woody wrote:I hope it works out better than Steve McNair's enormously critical day

I hadn't considered death via 4 bullets a possibility. Now I need to reconsider.

by **Woody** » Mon Jul 06, 2009 08:18:22

Well whatever it really is, I hope everything comes up Milhouse for you

by **Trent Steele** » Mon Jul 06, 2009 13:06:24

Woody wrote:Well whatever it really is, I hope everything comes up Milhouse for you

Letdown. Not good. Not bad. Just meh. Better than Steve McNair though.

by **Woody** » Mon Jul 06, 2009 13:26:16

Trent Steele wrote:
Woody wrote:Well whatever it really is, I hope everything comes up Milhouse for you

Letdown. Not good. Not bad. Just meh. Better than Steve McNair though.

What, only a 20% raise

by **Grotewold** » Mon Jul 06, 2009 13:40:33

Shit on white gold toilet seat

by **Trent Steele** » Mon Jul 06, 2009 14:01:36

Woody wrote:
Trent Steele wrote:
Woody wrote:Well whatever it really is, I hope everything comes up Milhouse for you

Letdown. Not good. Not bad. Just meh. Better than Steve McNair though.

What, only a 20% raise

Nah. Potential job opportunity that did not quite materialize. At least not yet.

by **jerseyhoya** » Mon Jul 06, 2009 14:46:05

I went into the liquor store at lunchtime today to pick up a fresh bottle of whiskey. Guy in front of me in line checks his lottery ticket and sees that he has won $500. So after I asked for my handle of Seagrams 7 from the guy behind the counter, the lotto winner paid for my booze. It was almost like I had won the lottery.

by **Woody** » Mon Jul 06, 2009 14:50:14

That. is. awesome.

by **jerseyhoya** » Mon Jul 06, 2009 14:52:03

Minivan chase on FOX NEWS TUNE IN NOW TO SEE CARNAGE

by **wogglymaster91** » Mon Jul 06, 2009 15:00:06

jerseyhoya wrote:Minivan chase on FOX NEWS TUNE IN NOW TO SEE CARNAGE

Newscopter lost sight of him.

by **Bakestar** » Mon Jul 06, 2009 15:02:46

jerseyhoya wrote:I went into the liquor store at lunchtime today to pick up a fresh bottle of whiskey. Guy in front of me in line checks his lottery ticket and sees that he has won $500. So after I asked for my handle of Seagrams 7 from the guy behind the counter, the lotto winner paid for my booze. It was almost like I had won the lottery.

Buying strangers booze and buying lottery tickets are about equal on the Dumbtard Scale. You were fortunate to benefit from such dickery.

by **jerseyhoya** » Mon Jul 06, 2009 15:04:52

Shep Smith was born to announce car chases. This is great.

by **jerseyhoya** » Mon Jul 06, 2009 15:07:33

Bakestar wrote:
jerseyhoya wrote:I went into the liquor store at lunchtime today to pick up a fresh bottle of whiskey. Guy in front of me in line checks his lottery ticket and sees that he has won $500. So after I asked for my handle of Seagrams 7 from the guy behind the counter, the lotto winner paid for my booze. It was almost like I had won the lottery.

Buying strangers booze and buying lottery tickets are about equal on the Dumbtard Scale. You were fortunate to benefit from such dickery.

Yeah, I could see if he won 500 million, but to spend 5% of your winnings on some random guy's booze, especially a non homeless guy who had obviously recently showered and could probably swing the $20 for his own alcohol.

by **wogglymaster91** » Mon Jul 06, 2009 15:15:17

jerseyhoya wrote:Shep Smith was born to announce car chases. This is great.

by **CalvinBall** » Mon Jul 06, 2009 15:22:14

His mascara is very clumpy.

The SC Serial Killer was killed in a shoot out.

by **phatj** » Mon Jul 06, 2009 15:34:29

SportsCenter serial killer? That is an excellent idea.

by **Slowhand** » Mon Jul 06, 2009 16:28:10

How come no stations show reruns of the X-Files anymore? I miss that show.

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