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Postby Barry Jive » Sun Jul 05, 2009 10:31:33

called out sick today. feeling like that was a pretty good decision.
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Postby Woody » Sun Jul 05, 2009 11:52:06

I still can't believe Ramon Gris is 30, drinks like a fish, and still looks like he's 18. Dude must have some genetics on his side or something
you sure do seem to have a lot of time on your hands to be on this forum? Do you have a job? Are you a shut-in?

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Postby kruker » Sun Jul 05, 2009 11:57:21

I've decided to share this information with my BSG friends, if for no other reason than to write this sentence:

While pitching a tent yesterday, the pole slipped and whacked me in the testicles.

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I was down for a good 10 minutes.

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Postby Woody » Sun Jul 05, 2009 12:00:04

what
you sure do seem to have a lot of time on your hands to be on this forum? Do you have a job? Are you a shut-in?

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Postby kruker » Sun Jul 05, 2009 12:03:47

20x20 foot party tent for a cookout. Didn't realize how much tension was on the corner pole while readjusting it, slipped out of my grasp and into the boys.

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Postby Woody » Sun Jul 05, 2009 12:05:34

oh i thought you meant that your boner smacked you in the nuts, and i was kind of struggling to figure out the mechanics and the how and why.
you sure do seem to have a lot of time on your hands to be on this forum? Do you have a job? Are you a shut-in?

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Postby kruker » Sun Jul 05, 2009 12:09:41

Woody wrote:oh i thought you meant that your boner smacked you in the nuts, and i was kind of struggling to figure out the mechanics and the how and why.


Good, you got the double entendre I was going for.

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Postby Ramon Gris » Sun Jul 05, 2009 14:05:04

Woody wrote:I still can't believe Ramon Gris is 30, drinks like a fish, and still looks like he's 18. Dude must have some genetics on his side or something


Not quite thirty. I still have about six months. What can I say, Latinos age well.

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Postby Ramon Gris » Sun Jul 05, 2009 14:05:32

kruker wrote:
Woody wrote:oh i thought you meant that your boner smacked you in the nuts, and i was kind of struggling to figure out the mechanics and the how and why.


Good, you got the double entendre I was going for.


Heavy handed

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Postby Trent Steele » Sun Jul 05, 2009 17:07:07

Any Villanova Law grads here?

Curious as to your thoughts on Dean "Drill" Sargent's resignation after getting caught up in a washy-wash sting
I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater.

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Postby ReadingPhilly » Sun Jul 05, 2009 17:27:18

i feel like loblaw is a nova grad

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Postby Bakestar » Sun Jul 05, 2009 17:36:18

Ha ha go Temple!
Foreskin stupid

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Postby WilliamC » Sun Jul 05, 2009 19:34:37

I am going to kill myself if Pokerface doesn't get out of my head.
Do it again!

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Postby td11 » Sun Jul 05, 2009 19:41:26

the song by kid cudi?
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Postby Barry Jive » Sun Jul 05, 2009 20:23:53

I just took two doses of the generic equivalent of Tylenol PM. How long can I expect it to take for me to get knocked out here?
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Postby Bucky » Sun Jul 05, 2009 20:24:42

O GOD DIDN'T YOU READ THE PAPER THIS WEEK

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Postby Barry Jive » Sun Jul 05, 2009 20:30:22

first td's swine flu, now this

7/25 pour one out for me
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Postby phatj » Sun Jul 05, 2009 20:53:10

Uncle Milty wrote:I managed to offend 2 friends, in separate conversations, in a matter of 3 minutes. That may be a personal record.

Sounds breakable, though.
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Postby Barry Jive » Sun Jul 05, 2009 22:03:48

still awake but really drowsy
this stuff sucks

on the dynamite side i just slapped together a sweet pool of songs for a mix i'm working on. i've got about 20 songs on the list so i'm going to have to cut it down a lot by the time i get a full list of potential songs. i think all i'm lacking right now is a Smiths song to tie it all together.
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Postby VoxOrion » Sun Jul 05, 2009 22:33:58

I'm getting ready to take melatonin.
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