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Postby momadance » Thu May 07, 2009 16:35:14

WilliamC wrote:
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momadance wrote:I wish this fat chick would stop texting me.


didja?


Unfortunately. I to do it out of spite. It was my ex's maid of honor. Was with the ex for 5 years. Revenge is a dish best served sloppy. Eww.


You might have outthunk yourself there a little. What if you ex is thinking "look at how far he has fallen since losing me"


You would think. But knowing how crazy she is, she thinks the opposite of any rational thought. She has gotten divorced and had since been calling me. Plus ... she knows. Plus, she wasn't nearly as fat when it happened.

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Postby TenuredVulture » Thu May 07, 2009 16:48:15

momadance wrote:
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momadance wrote:
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momadance wrote:I wish this fat chick would stop texting me.


didja?


Unfortunately. I to do it out of spite. It was my ex's maid of honor. Was with the ex for 5 years. Revenge is a dish best served sloppy. Eww.


You might have outthunk yourself there a little. What if you ex is thinking "look at how far he has fallen since losing me"


You would think. But knowing how crazy she is, she thinks the opposite of any rational thought. She has gotten divorced and had since been calling me. Plus ... she knows. Plus, she wasn't nearly as fat when it happened.


This is all very confusing. I'd say you need to change your circle of acquaintances.
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Postby momadance » Thu May 07, 2009 16:50:25

Chief Buzzkill wrote:This is all very confusing. I'd say you need to change your circle of acquaintances.


Why ruin the fun? Besides, the circle changes worse than the weather.

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Postby Bakestar » Thu May 07, 2009 16:55:06

And how fat? Are we talking Shamu here, or just sorta pudgy?
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Postby WilliamC » Thu May 07, 2009 16:58:00

When I was growing up I really loved Bush(the band). What the f happened?
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Postby Trent Steele » Thu May 07, 2009 17:01:00

WilliamC wrote:When I was growing up I really loved Bush(the band). What the f happened?


You've become less gay?
I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater.

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Postby momadance » Thu May 07, 2009 17:01:02

Bakestar wrote:And how fat? Are we talking Shamu here, or just sorta pudgy?


Was sorta pudgy now just fat.

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Postby Barry Jive » Thu May 07, 2009 17:01:51

I spent like 350 bucks today. You're welcome, America.
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Postby momadance » Thu May 07, 2009 17:01:57

WilliamC wrote:When I was growing up I really loved Bush(the band). What the f happened?


I still like Sixteen Stone.

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Postby momadance » Thu May 07, 2009 17:02:47

Barry Jive wrote:I spent like 350 bucks today. You're welcome, America.


Black hooker? Did you see my weekend review? Thanks to your inspiration, I can cross jungle fever off of my list.

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Postby WilliamC » Thu May 07, 2009 17:03:47

momadance wrote:
WilliamC wrote:When I was growing up I really loved Bush(the band). What the f happened?


I still like Sixteen Stone.


yeah I still listen to that cd and like it but I thought they had a little more in them that. I mean there were some actually great songs on that cd.
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Postby Bill McNeal » Thu May 07, 2009 17:06:04

momadance wrote:
WilliamC wrote:When I was growing up I really loved Bush(the band). What the f happened?


I still like Sixteen Stone.



I just put it on my ipod. I've been going back and digging out some of my music from this era. Post Sixteen Stone is the suck. I didn't even realize they released 4 more albums after it until right now.
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Postby Bakestar » Thu May 07, 2009 17:07:32

momadance wrote:
Bakestar wrote:And how fat? Are we talking Shamu here, or just sorta pudgy?


Was sorta pudgy now just fat.


I always got stuck with eating disorder girls. Yay me.
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Postby momadance » Thu May 07, 2009 17:08:15

I remember when Razorblade Suitcase. One of my college friends bought it when it came out. Listened to it once. It sucked and never listened again.

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Postby momadance » Thu May 07, 2009 17:09:15

Bakestar wrote:
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Bakestar wrote:And how fat? Are we talking Shamu here, or just sorta pudgy?


Was sorta pudgy now just fat.


I always got stuck with eating disorder girls. Yay me.


I celebrate the entire catalog of body types.

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Postby WilliamC » Thu May 07, 2009 17:09:59

Swallowed and Chemicals Between are the only two songs I can think of not on Sixteen Stone that didn't completely blow.
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Postby TenuredVulture » Thu May 07, 2009 17:10:05

I'm going to do a short run this afternoon.
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Postby Bill McNeal » Thu May 07, 2009 17:10:34

momadance wrote:I remember when Razorblade Suitcase. One of my college friends bought it when it came out. Listened to it once. It sucked and never listened again.


My post sixteen stone bush memory consists of getting caught effing around with a HS girl when I was in college by her father who looked like Wilford Brimley.
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Postby Bill McNeal » Thu May 07, 2009 17:11:16

WilliamC wrote:Swallowed and Chemicals Between are the only two songs I can think of not on Sixteen Stone that didn't completely blow.


Thats the song that was playing, couldn't remember the name, but that was it.
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Postby Barry Jive » Thu May 07, 2009 17:28:05

momadance wrote:
Barry Jive wrote:I spent like 350 bucks today. You're welcome, America.


Black hooker? Did you see my weekend review? Thanks to your inspiration, I can cross jungle fever off of my list.


I saw that! Congratulations!

I bought three pairs of shoes because all the pairs I had were pretty beat. I got a new pair of Chucks last week but needed more because it's rough wearing Chucks every day.

Here are the shoes I got:
Onitsuka Tiger Zodiac Collection Ultimate 81 thingys
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Image except in gray/navy blue

plus some socks, a few pairs of shorts and a few polo shirts
then i spent 20 bucks on a Wawa stuffed pretzel and gas
then i got a haircut
then i got a mother's day card and box o' chocolates.

whew
no offense but you are everything that's wrong with America

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